Chapter Six

Sorry it took so long to get this up again. :( kicks self I hope to finish it now though. :)

"What will we do without Shikamaru!" Cried Ino. "HOW COULD HE JUST LEAVE US HERE!"
"Technically we left him on the set of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Kakashi said.
"HIS YOUTHFULNESS WILL BRING HIM BACK TO US!" Gai shouted. Everyone sweat-dropped.
"If I were him I'd go back home." Sakura said, pouting.

At the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:

"Yo L you gotta wake up." Will said. Shikamaru opened one eye then sat up shocked.
"Where is everyone else?" He asked. "And why are you calling me L?"
"Because you are lazy." Said Hillary. "I recommend therapy." The audience burst into laughter because Hilary was not the person to talk.
"… too troublesome." Shikamaru said laying back down.
"You do know your friends all went off without you?" Carlton asked. "You have to go back to them!"
"…Too troublesome." Shikamaru said again. Uncle Phil stood up.
"I'll give you troublesome!" He said. He took a step forward then couldn't move! Shikamaru stood up with his hands clasped together.
"Kage Mane no Jutsu." He said.
"What the heck are you doing!" Uncle Phil asked. Suddenly Shikamaru began to dance. And Uncle Phil began to dance… shaking the house.
"STOPP!" Will cried. Shikamaru stopped. Then lay down.
"This is too troublesome." He said falling asleep.

Outside of house:

Sleeping Shikamaru: … is tossed out of house

ONE WEEK LATER:

"Phillip! You have to get that sleeping kid off our lawn!" - Vivian.

BACK WITH OUR COMPETITORS:

A fat man ran up to everyone.
"THE NUMBERS! THE NUMBERS MAN! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! " He cried. Then he ran over to a soda machine and inputted some numbers. He got a soda in return.
"THIS SODA IS CURSED!" He shouted tossing it to Shino. "TAKE IT STUPID LAMPPOST!"
Shino looked…. Well like a lamppost.
"Somebody kill that fat guy." Said a voice. "He's annoying me with this numbers talk."
"I swear that soda just talked!" Said Kurenai.
"THE NUMBERS MADE IT TALK MAN!" Said the fat guy. He shall be known as Hugo because that is his name.
"Wrong soda can." Shino said.
"TALKING LAMPPOST! THE NUMBERS ARE EVERYWHERE!" He said running in circles.
"I'm gonna kill him." Gaara said. His sand raced towards the guy. Everyone ran away.

No scream was heard on the horizon….

They all returned to find Gaara was…gone!
"OH NO GAARA!" Kankuro said. "HOW CAN HE BECOME KAZEKAGE WITHOUT EXISTING!"
"He becomes Kazekage?" Naruto asked.
"Uhhh I don't read the manga!" Kankuro said running off.
"Well we have to find Gaara." Asuma said.
"Or do we?" Kakashi asked. His eyes shifted around suspiciously. "Because I'm hiding him in this!" He pulled out a Pokeball. He threw it and it opened and a blast of white light and Gaara appeared. He was blue and lifeless.
"Maybe I should have checked if there was air in there…" Kakashi said.
"GAAARA!" Naruto cried.
"HE NEEDS CPR!" Gai cried. He puckered up right above Gaara. Kakashi kicked Gai out of the way.
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" He cried.
"HEY!" Gai cried standing up. "THAT WAS MY FUNNY!"
"I am known as the copy ninja." Kakashi said smiling.
"Can you all shut up?" Gaara asked.
"Okay!" They said. And everyone was happy.
"Does anyone other than me see that Gaara woke up?" Shino asked.
"I am scared of that telephone pole." Naruto said.
"THE NUMBERS MAN!" Cried Hugo running up. "THE NUMBERS!"

"Okay!" Cried a voice. "It is time to remove a competitor… wait Shikamaru was lost last chapter? But we had it set already! Every six chapters was a character removal! Aww crud…" I looked sadly at them all. "Wait a minute! This is my fanfic!" I cried, happily. "LAMP POLE YOU ARE OUT OF HERE BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEP USING YOU AS A JOKE! It'd be stealing… it's hard enough as it is to not write "And Shino was like 'no'". So get out!" Shino looked at me and was like 'Yes'.
"Oh crud I spoofed that joke!" I cried. "I gonna get sued! But wait! I'll add this disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any jokes that I steal…. THERE WE GO!" . A police car drove up.
"YOU JOKE THEIF! YOU GOING TO JAIL!" The cop cried out. I looked at the readers.
"It's just my luck."
"Well now that the author is gone, lets all go back home." Cried Kakashi, once I was gone.
"Impossible." Said Shino.
"SHUT UP LAMP POLE!" Cried everyone slapping him. He frowned more than usual.
"Do you slap lamp poles?" he asked.
"I do it every day!" Kakashi said. "Then I hug them to make them feel better! Because I'm a sour patch kid!"
"My rival… that was the coolest thing I ever heard!" Gai cried. Kakashi turned to him.
"You say something?" He asked. Gai got the huge anime face with the round eyes and square mouth.
"YOU ANSWERED IN SUCH A COOL WAY MY ETERNAL RIVAL!" He cried. Tears flew down his cheeks. "SOMEDAY I WILL HAVE AN ANSWER JUST AS COOL!"
"You are insane Gai." Neji said. "I hope I get sent home next."
"I think we should put it to a vote." Tenten said. "All in favor of me going home?" Crickets chirped as Tenten was the only one to raise her hand.
"YOU GUYS ARE NO FUN!" She said running off into the forest. She would return later. In fact she just did.
"Hey!" She said.
"Hey!" Everyone cried out happily. Suddenly a plane landed. And out stepped… Konohamaru!
"YOOO! IM BACK!" He cried.
"OH NO NOT KONOHAMARU!" They cried.
"Lets beat him up and steal his chopper!" Cried Ino.
"Too late for that!" Konohamaru said. "I brought protection!" Out stepped Samus and Link! Sepheroth and Cloud! And Master Chief. Master Chief looked at him and said
"It's just me man."
"YOU STOLE THAT JOKE FROM G4 DIDN'T YOU!" Link cried, Matrix Link, running at me. Forgetting that I was halfway across the world in jail for that very reason.
"Anyways I have orders to get rid of the lamp post." Said Konohamaru. "So that's who is leaving with me. Come on lamp pole."Shino got on the chopper and did the most unshinoish thing. He laughed. It was a maniacal laugh. A laugh directed at them being trapped and him not. Everyone got chills from it. Good thing he is being dumped outside of the fanfic rather than back at Konoha….

COMPETITOR ELIMINATED: SHINO
REASON: Dumped outside of Fanfic.

TO BE CONTINUED.