Chapter Seven

Okay so now the competitors are:

Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke. Gai, Rock Lee, Neji, Tenten. Gaara, Kankuro, Temari. Asuma, Ino, Chouji. Kurenai, Hinata, Kiba. Wow we are on Chapter Seven with so many people to lose!

Anyways….
Two days after Shino was tossed out of the fanfic:

"I'm hungry!" moaned Naruto.
"Shut up." Sakura said. She was hungry too and didn't need him to remind her of that.
"Hn…" Sasuke said.
"Will he ever speak in as many words as he did before?" Naruto asked.

FLASHBACK:

"Simple. She says she is sending us on a cruise for a reality show about people on a cruise. The cruise ship crashes and we are stuck on an island and the camera crew film what goes on and say they are only doing it because they have to film something." Sasuke said.
"Wow… I wonder if you'll ever speak in that many words again!" Naruto said.
"Hn…" Sasuke said, leaning against a post.

END FLASHBACK

"Who cares?" Sakura asked. "Sasuke-kun is cool!"
Kakashi agreed with that. Kurenai agreed with it. Gai agreed with that. Ino agreed with it. Shikamaru was sleeping on the Banks' lawn. Chouji was eating chips. Shino was outside of the fanfic. Kiba was talking with Akamaru. Hinata was thinking about how cool Naruto was. Neji disagreed about it. Tenten wanted everyone to say she was cute but of course no one would. Lee hugged Gai in the sunset while they both cried about how cool Sasuke was. Temari thought this was stupid. Kankuro was playing with Pinocchio and Gaara was like 'I am going to kill you' but we all knew he wouldn't.

Suddenly a noise was heard in the bushes.
"Don't you dare bring another guest star in!" Sasuke threatened. Suddenly… the soft drink fell out of the bushes. Everyone anime-fell.
"Can we go two minutes without randomness?" Kankuro asked.
"IT IS TIME FOR A CHALLENGE!" Cried Konohamaru.
"NO IT'S NOT!" Everyone shouted. They charged at him. In ten seconds they had all tied him up and were preparing a nice fire.
"Food!" They chanted. "Food, food, food, food!" And to this day everyone really wonders where Konohamaru went… Not really. They all knew he went to Disney World…Or was kidnapped by aliens… or they ate him… or something or other. The point is that no one ever saw him again.

A plane flew over the island! They all looked up and waved at it trying to get the attention. Then they sent a huge thing flying at the plane… oh so that is where Konohamaru went. They set him on fire and threw him at the plane. Well he hit the plane and it exploded and fell onto the other side of the island.
"That was a brilliant idea!" Gai said. "IT WAS SO YOUTHFUL!"
"Please, for the love of God, explain to me why that was good." Neji said.
"BECAUSE NOW WE CAN TRAVEL TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND AND BEGIN THE NEXT ARC OF OUR STORY HERE!" Gai cried.
"…Why is that a good thing?" Kankuro asked. "I like it here as we are."
"I don't. I want to go home!" Sakura cried. "I WANT HOT COCCO AND TO WATCH THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS MOVIE! THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!…" She noticed that everyone was looking at her. They all had their WTF faces on.
"I like Mario movie!" She said.
"Mesa Jar Jar Binks!" Jar Jar said. Everyone pulled out bazookas and shot him. And then half the world burst out cheering over his end!
"Well we have to go see if anyone is okay." Asuma said.
"Why?!" Kurenai asked.
"I have looked underneath the underneath!" Kakashi said. He was standing in a dirt hole.
"Uhhhh…" Kurenai said.
"This dirt which was underneath the underneath of the first bucket full of dirt has told me that we must seek out the other plane to make sure they are okay so we can eat them and become cannibals." Kakashi said. "Who objects?"
"Not me!" Gaara said. He had a huge smile on his face.
"Okay lets go!" Kakashi said. He and Gaara held hands and skipped off into the forest together. We'll catch up with them later.
"Okay who votes that we stay here?" Asuma asked. Everyone raised their hands.
"And who votes that we kill the cameramen so they stop filming us?" Ino asked. "I need to be clean to be on film!"
"Nah we could use them later." Tenten said. "I have to perform one of my magics where I need human sacrifices." She then giggled. It was an evil giggle. It sounded like a normal giggle but you could tell it was evil. Just because it was Tenten giggling.
Everyone blinked.
"Okay everyone in favor of finding Kakashi and Gai and leaving Tenten here with the cameramen?" Kurenai asked.
"But I am right here!" Gai said.
"I mean Gaara." Kurenai said."But I am right here!" Gai said.
"Are you Gaara?"
"No."
"Then you are not who we are after."
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" And with that Gai kicked Kurenai and knocked her out. He extended a hand out to the others.
"Come with me if you want to live." He said. Then he ran off after Kakashi and Gaara.
Everyone ran off after Kakashi and Gaara leaving two of the five cameramen and Kurenai behind with Tenten. Tenten smiled evilly.
"Just the amount of sacrifices I needed…" She said. "Excellent…"