Chapter 8

"Well now here we are in chapter eight. We get to go hunt for people who were on a plane!" said Gaara happily.
"And we get to eat them!" Cried Kakashi.
"YAY!" Gaara shouted.
This same conversation had been going on for the past two hours. Just with different wordings.
"Today, in chapter eight, we hunt for people from fallen plane!" Gaara said.
"Then we feast!" Kakashi cried.
"YAY!" Gaara shouted. See what I mean?
"Those guys are annoying." Kiba said.
"Arf!" Cried Akamaru.
"We are looking for people who were on that plane!" Gaara cried. "This is chapter eight!"
"When we find them…. We be hungry no more!" Kakashi said.
"YA-" Gaara started. Then he fell!
"OH MY GOD WE'VE FOUND A HATCH!" Cried Sakura. "YAAAAY!"
"Hmm.. looking underneath the underneath…" Kakashi said, standing in a hole right next to the hatch big enough so that if it went all the way around the hatch would be uncovered. "We can uncover it in a week."
"Can't you just dig like you did that hole?" Sasuke asked.
"Don't be silly Sasuke!" Kakashi said. "The dirt told me to fill it back up and to have you guys dig." With that he filled the dirt up and sat down to read his book.

THREE HOURS LATER…

"Has anyone realized that Hinata has not been mentioned, save twice, in this entire fanfic?" Hinata asked.
"Yep!" Everyone said.
"Hinata not pleased." Said Hinata.
"Okay." They replied.
"LimeCat is NOT Pleased!" Cried a cat… a normal cat… that walked off after that.
"Wow that sentence rhymed!" Cried Rock Lee. "IT IS THE SPIRIT OF YOUTH!"
"Hinata want to kill Lee." Hinata said.
"Why are you talking in third person? And why are you not stuttering?" Kiba asked.
"Because Tenten fixed Hinata. That was her magic." Hinata said.
"So Kurenai and those two cameramen were sacrificed so you could talk in third person and not be nervous?" Kiba asked.
"Yes." Hinata said.
"You aren't gonna go all crazy and kill us one by one are you?" Kiba asked. Hinata laughed.
"Why would you assume that?" She asked, hiding the big knife she held behind her back.
"I don't know!" Kiba said smiling. Then he hugged her and then she melted.
"Hinata?" Naruto asked, poking the puddle.
"Oh well!" They all said. They scooped her up into an empty bottle that they found lying around just at that moment.

"I can't believe we crashed on an island!" Cried Mario. "We were supposed to land on Isle Delfino hours ago!"
"I know!" Peach said.
"I am Toadsworth." Toadsworth said, standing there like a mushroom.
"Oh Toadsworth!" Everyone said. Then they all proceeded to jump on his head giving him a headache.
"DYYYNNAAMMIIIC ENNNTNTRRYYYY!" Gai cried. He slammed his foot into Toad and sent him flying back into the remains of the plane.
"GAI!" Cried Kakashi, angrily. "What happened to the elements of surprise?"
"They ran off." Gai said. Kakashi slapped his forehead.
"It's-a me! Mario!" Mario said.
"Okay good! He's fat!" Gaara said. Sand wrapped around Mario. "Lets eat!"
"You believed that?" Kakashi asked.
"You were kidding?" Gaara asked. He felt foolish. He set Mario down. He looked at Kakashi and was all 'I am going to kill you' but he didn't, He didn't.
"Well-a. I-a think-a that-a we-a must-a eat-a mushrooms!" Cried Mario. He ate a mushroom and shrunk to the size of a mouse.
"oh no!" He cried in a squeaky voice they could barely understand. "I-a be-a shrunken…a"
I walked up and stepped on him. He flew up and suddenly down beneath the ground while the losing music from New Super Mario Bros played.
"Well that gets rid of one annoyance!" I said walking off.
"I despise you." Neji told me.
"Thank you!" I said. "You despise a lot of things and I am glad to be one of them!" I walked off with a HUGE smile on my face. Neji stood there stunned that someone was glad that he didn't like them! He sat down to sulk. Sasuke was also sulking.
"Why are you sulking?" Neji asked.
"The boat thing in chapter four." He said.
"You suck." Neji told him.
"I know." Sasuke said.

So they decided to eat Toad because he was a mushroom but he ran off and fell out of the sky despite running on the ground because I picked him up using my powerful Author Powers and dropped him off the empire state building. He hit the ground and was flat. Hey, he's a videogame character!

"So now that Toad is gone what do we do?" Sakura asked.
"You guys still have yet to dig that hatch." Kakashi said.
"But it'll take a week!' Sasuke said.
"Good!" Gaara said laughing.
"Hey Gaara!" Kankuro said. "You can se your sand to dig up the hatch!"
"No." Said a voice.
"There goes that soft drink again." Said Neji.
"Kakashi can soft drinks talk?" Naruto asked.
"Don't know." Kakashi said. He was covered in bandages for some reason.
"Why don't you look underneath the underneath?" Kurenai asked.
"Because I tried." Kakashi said. "I looked underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath the underneath but the lava wouldn't speak to me and only caused me pain… WHY LAVA! WHY MUST YOU HURT INSTEAD OF INFORM! YOUR BROTHER, THE DIRT, WAS NEVER SO CRUEL!" Everyone backed away from Kakashi slooowly.
"I'm Toadsworth." Toadsworth said.
"SO!" Kakashi asked. "YOU LOOK UNDERNEATH THE UNDERNEATH AND FIND THE LAVA!" He cried. With that he threw Toadsworth into the hole that led to the lava he uncovered by looking underneath the underneath the… I'm not gonna say it again.

They all decided it would be best to go back to the hatch and see what was in it.
The next week would be a loooong one. Full of digging that Gaara, or Kakashi, could probably do in a few seconds. Sadly Gaara was too busy singing Barney's love song and Kakashi was too busy reading Icha-Icha to help out.

TO BE CONTINUED.