Chapter 9
"KAKASHI
SENSEI HELP US DIG THIS HATCH NOW!" Cried Sakura.
"Heh, if
only the timeskip had occurred." Kakashi said. "You'd be
threatening then. Sadly you are weak." He walked over to a 100000
ton weight that just happened to be there and lifted it with one
finger.
"Can you do this?" He asked. Sakura had no answer for
that and just went back to digging. She turned around just as the
finger Kakashi lifted it with poked a hole in it. It was an
inflatable! Poor Sakura didn't see that though. Let's all laugh
at her expense!
HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA!!!!!
Okay now that we got that out of our systems.
"Must
you film us?" Asked Kurenai to the cameramen.
"Yes!" They
said. "It is our sworn duty as Cameramen of the ninth potato!"
Kurenai sighed.
"You know… they only want us to dig up this
hatch." Sasuke said. "Why are we playing their game?"
"I'm
Toadsworth!" Toadsworth said.
"GET OUT OF HERE!" Cried
Neji. He kicked Toadsworth faaaaaar away. Actually he kicked him two
inches. He twitched. Poor Neji.
"Hinata despise hatches…
Hinata will eat you all!" Cried Hinata. She was still melted and in
that bottle so no one took any mind to it.
"What happened to
Hinata?" Kurenai asked. Okay maybe she found it odd.
"Tenten
sacrificed you and two cameramen to give Hinata a new personality."
Said Ino.
"Sadly that personality wants to kill us." Said
Kiba.
"Arf!" Akamaru said.
"THAT DOG IS SO YOUTHFUL!"
Cried Rock Lee.
"YES HE IS!" Cried Gai.
"OH GAI
SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OHH GAAIII SENNSEI!"
"OHHH
LEEE!!!"
"GAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENNSEEEII!!!"
"LEEEEEEEEEE!"
And the sunset sequence occurred. Wow the first one in nine
chapters. Lets do that nine times!
"OH
GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OHH GAAIII SENNSEI!"
"OHHH
LEEE!!!"
"GAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENNSEEEII!!!"
"LEEEEEEEEEE!"
And the sunset sequence occurred. Wow the second one in nine
chapters. Lets do that eight times!
"OH
GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OHH GAAIII SENNSEI!"
"OHHH
LEEE!!!"
"GAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENNSEEEII!!!"
"LEEEEEEEEEE!"
And the sunset sequence occurred. Wow the third one in nine
chapters. Lets do that seven times!
"OH
GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OHH GAAIII SENNSEI!"
"OHHH
LEEE!!!"
"GAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENNSEEEII!!!"
"LEEEEEEEEEE!"
And the sunset sequence occurred. Wow the fourth one in nine
chapters. Lets do that six times!
"OH
GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OHH GAAIII SENNSEI!"
"OHHH
LEEE!!!"
"GAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENNSEEEII!!!"
"LEEEEEEEEEE!"
And the sunset sequence occurred. Wow the fifth one in nine
chapters. Lets do that five times!
"OH
GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OHH GAAIII SENNSEI!"
"OHHH
LEEE!!!"
"GAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENNSEEEII!!!"
"LEEEEEEEEEE!"
And the sunset sequence occurred. Wow the sixth one in nine
chapters. Lets do that four times!
"OH
GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OHH GAAIII SENNSEI!"
"OHHH
LEEE!!!"
"GAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENNSEEEII!!!"
"LEEEEEEEEEE!"
And the sunset sequence occurred. Wow the seventh one in nine
chapters. Lets do that three times!
"OH
GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OHH GAAIII SENNSEI!"
"OHHH
LEEE!!!"
"GAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENNSEEEII!!!"
"LEEEEEEEEEE!"
And the sunset sequence occurred. Wow the eighth one in nine
chapters. Lets do that two times!
"OH
GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OHH GAAIII SENNSEI!"
"OHHH
LEEE!!!"
"GAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENNSEEEII!!!"
"LEEEEEEEEEE!"
And the sunset sequence occurred. Wow the ninth one in nine
chapters. Lets do that one time!
"OH
GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OHH GAAIII SENNSEI!"
"OHHH
LEEE!!!"
"GAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENNSEEEII!!!"
"LEEEEEEEEEE!"
And the sunset sequence occurred! Okay we done with them. I hope
you enjoyed the repetitive hugging.
"Tenten
didn't sacrifice me." Kurenai said.
"AWSOME"! Kakashi
said. He gave her a huge Bugs Bunny kiss, despite having a mask on,
and sat back down to read. Kurenai fell over and died. Okay not
really she just stood there with her mouth hanging open in shock that
Kakashi would pull a Bugs Bunny.
"Wait!" Neji said. "If
Tenten didn't sacrifice you then how did she change Hinata's
attitude?"
"She sacrificed herself and two cameramen."
Kurenai said. "Betcha saw that coming! Didn't ya readers?!"
"Readers?" Asked Ino.
"Does anyone else realize that
Team Seven is the only team without an eliminated member?" Asked a
voice. Everyone immediately forgot Gaara's team was there,
including Gaara's team.
"That Soft Drink is right!" Cried
Gai. "YOU GAIN A POINT MY RIVAL!"
"Ummm yay?" Kakashi
asked.
"WOOOOOO WHOOOOOO!" Cried Gai running in circles. "MY
TEAMS YOUTHFUL VICTORY WILL GIVE ME ALL THE POINTS I NEED!"
"So
you can end the annoying one-sided rivalry?" Kakashi asked.
"No!
So I can win this annoying one-sided rivalry!" Gai said. "IN THE
NAME OF YOUTH!"
A day later…
"Kakashi
we can't finish this hatch! Please dig it out!" Cried Kiba. But
Kakashi was gone! They looked around for him.
"CURSES! Now we
must find my youthful rival as well!" Gai said.
"WE SHALL
FIND KAKASHI-SENSEI IN THE NAME OF YOUTH!" Cried Rock Lee.
"YES
LEE WE SHALL!" Cried Gai.
"STOP!" Cried Neji. "I will not
tolerate another hugging sequence." Rock Lee and Gai looked at each
other then at Neji.
"OHH NEJJJJJIII!" They both cried pulling
him into a three-way hug. The sunset appeared as Neji struggled to
get away.
"THE NUMBERS MAN! THEY ARE ON THAT HATCH! DON'T DIG
IT UP MAN!" Cried the same fat guy we know and love as Hugo.
"DIE
HUGO!" Cried Sakura slamming the hatch door onto him. "Hey I got
it open!" She said.
"YAAAAYYY!" Everyone said. They all
raced down the ladder and into the room to find… Kakashi. And a
very disturbing site of him making out with his book. He looked up at
them and chuckled.
"…Uh…yo?" He asked.
"YOU SICKO!"
Cried Sakura she ran to punch him but he put a hand up to stop her.
"Remember the weight I lifted!" He warned her. She ran and
hid behind Naruto.
"YAY SAKURA CHAN LIKES ME!" Cried Naruto.
He hugged her and she slammed him into a bookshelf. Which fell over
to reveal a TV studio. They were in a TV studio! Or not… it was a
picture of a TV studio! Everyone fell over as Sasuke pulled it off
the wall and began eating it.
"You eat paper?!" Sakura cried.
Ino looked scared at her Sasuke-kun. He nodded and held some
out.
"Want some?" He asked with his mouth full.
"WHAT IS
GOING ON?!" Cried Gai. "EVERYONE IS CHANGING AS IF BOBOBO WERE
HERE BUT BOBOBO IS NOT HERE!"
"Yeah, I've been wondering
about that." Kakashi said. "I've never wanted to kiss my book
before."
"And I never wanted to eat paper before…" Sasuke
said. "Oh wait… I've been doing this since my parents lives
ended…" Ino fainted.
"I love ramen!" Naruto cried.
Suddenly a door on the other side of the room opened. Smoke billowed
into the room. Two figures stood there.
"We are the reason for
the changes." Said one voice. "Believe it!"
"Yes
we are!" Said the other. "You all might remember me!" And the
two figures stepped into the light.
"NO WAY NOOOOOOOO!" Cried
everyone.
"MAMA NOOOO!!!!!" Cried Will. He looked at the others in the FP studio and chuckled at saying that for no reason.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Cried Anakin Skywalker, in the middle of his battle with Obi-Wan.
"What was that about?" Obi asked him.
"I don't know."
He replied.
"BLLLLAAAMMMME OOOROOOOCHIIIIMAAARUUUU!!!" Cried Jiraiya. He was in a restaurant and had no reason why he just shouted that but he did so then he sat back down embarrassed and the women he was with walked away due to his insanity.
Competitor
Eliminated: Tenten
Reason: Sacrificed to make Hinata insane.
"Who
are these two people? Why does one of them have a huge round head? Or
is that… his hair?! And what is with 'Believe it!'? Find out
soon!" Said the announcer.
TO BE CONTINUED…