A/N: Not really good...sooooo sorry! Please if you can/want to, tell me how to improve!

FIRST PAIR: Nnoitra & Wonderweiss

It didn't take the pair long before they found their room. When they opened the door, it was pretty dim so they couldn't see where their bed was. When Nnoitra flipped open the lights, what he saw made him want to go behemoth-

In one corner of the room, there was a baby cradle. The cradle wasn't one of those plastic ones, thank goodness, but considering his height, there would be a huge problem.

Either way, Nnoitra needed a place to sleep since the floor here was hard and cold as hell, and due to the fact that Wonderweiss was a complete idiot, Nnoitra would get the fucking cradle for sure. With a sneer, he kicked Wonderweiss out into the hall and slammed the door shut. There. That would show that alien pajama freak who's boss.

Then came the issue of actually finding a way to sleep in it. Nnoitra could have curled up into a ball, but he was too tall. He could had just let his upper half have the fucking thing, but his lower half would be freezing. And vise versa.

FUCK! Why did he had to be so fucking tall?

While he was still contemplating, the door blew open. Nnoitra whipped around, eye wide with shock, "What the-? ….Mother fuck."

Wonderweiss was in his murder mode. A cero quickly took form in the mouth, one capable of blowing up half of Las Noches, and he let it loose.

Cursing, Nnoitra dodged it, but forgot to take the cradle with him. His eyes boggled when he saw it turn into a pile of ash. That's when HE went into his crazy murderer mode, "You fucking shit hole, I was going to sleep in that!"

So basically, instead of sleeping, the two spent the whole night trying to kill each other.

Gin was sitting in the surveillance room, munching a bucket of popcorn, smirk on his face. He might have to pull an all nighter, but it was worth it. Then he heard the door open and scowled.

"What are you doing in here, Ichimaru?"

"Why should I not, Kaname?" Gin retorted.

The blind ex-shinigami walked up and looked up at the screens, "Is this your latest shenanigan?"

Gin grinned, "However can you tell? Now get out. You just might ruin it for me."