Chapter Eleven

"Wait! It's against the rules to stack your deck!" Cried Yugi.
"Screw the rules I have you!" Cried BoBoBo.
"Okay!" Yugi said. Sasuke stared at them with a WTF face.
"Okay! We'll each draw a card and the card with the highest Attack Points will go first." Yugi said. "Draw!" They each drew their cards.
"I DID GREAT!" Jelly Jiggler said. Then he realized that his card only had 100 points. "Oh…"
"I did THE BEST!" cried BoBoBo. He held up … a monster with 50 attack points.
"Looks like I did best!" Yugi said, holding up the Dark Magician.
"Nope." Sasuke said, he held up a Blue Eyes White Dragon.
"HOW DID YOU GET THAT?" Yugi roared. "THAT IS KAIBA'S!"
"I just took what BoBoBo gave me." Sasuke said. "Let's get this over with?"
"Okay!" BoBoBo said. "You go first Sasuke!"
"Okay… I'll play…Uchiha Sasuke." He said, placing a card of himself on the field.
"THAT"S NOT A CARD IN THE GAME!" Yugi roared.
"It is in BoBo World." BoBoBo said.
"Oh okay!" Yugi said, smiling.
"Okay I'll end my turn with that." Sasuke said.
"I'll counter with Dark Magician!" Yugi said. "I'll end my turn just for the sake of making this duel last ten chapters."
"Okay! Me next!" Jelly said. "I CAN'T DO THIS! I DON'T HAVE FINGERS!" He fell over onto the floor crying.
"Then it's my turn and I'll summon three BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBos." BoBoBo said. Three BoBoBos appeared on the field.
"Wait that's against the rules!" Yugi said.
"ATTACK JELLY JIGGLER!" Cried BoBoBo. "WIPE HIM FROM THE GAME IN ONE HIT! FIST OF NOSEHAIR!" The BoBoBos turned to BoBoBo.
"We don't want to." One said.
"Yeah, we want to eat turkey." The second said.
"TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY!" BoBoBo roared. All the BoBoBos and BoBoBo ate turkey at a table while Yugi, Jelly Jiggler, and Sasuke watched.
"This is the oddest duel I've ever fought." Yugi said.
"I've had worse times." Sasuke said. "Besides, didn't you duel him before?"
"No that was Yugi." Yugi said. "I am big Yugi."
"I'm pretty sure it was you." Sasuke said.
WHAAAMAMMMMM! Sasuke went flying into a wall from nosehair. He looked at his LP counter go down to three. He looked up with a WTF face.
"Now! YOUR MOVE SASUKE!" BoBoBo cried.
"Did you just bypass the monster and strike his Life Points directly?"
"Yes." BoBoBo answered. He was wearing a Yugi-like getup and wig. Yugi now had the WTF face on.
"GOOO! TSUNADE!" Cried Sasuke. "DESTROY THAT BOBOBO!" Tsunade appeared.
"GUESST STARS!" She roared. She ran around trying to attack them but was a hologram. After only succeeding to destroy the hologram BoBoBo's she sighed and gave up. Then she disappeared.
"Your monster has abandoned you! Time to lose!" Cried BoBoBo.
"If you haven't noticed your Life Points are at zero." Yugi said.
"What!" BoBoBo cried. Then he broke down sobbing. "Nooo how could I lose! How could I lose? It's not fair!"
"Heh, my move!" Yugi said. "I'll fuse Dark Magician with this BoBoBo monster card with Polymerization! TO FORM! BOBOPACHIGGLER!" BoBoPachiggler appeared on the field. "Now! BoBoPachiggler! MAJIDE ATTACK!"
FWOOOOSH! They entered the world of Majide!
"When you find yourself yearning to say "ARE YOU SERIOUS!" Then it is Majide time!" BoBoBo said. "It's the most lethal attack that-" At that moment the guy in the black robes with skeleton body from Family Guy appeared and poked him. BoBoPachiggler disappeared and they reappeared in BoBoworld.
"Heh, my turn again!" Sasuke said. "And your life points are open!"
"OH NO!" Yugi said.
"I ATTACK WITH BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!" Cried Kaiba. The blue eyes attack hit Yugi and knocked his life points down to 1000.
"Wait! How can you be in this duel?" Asked Yugi. "That's against the rules!"
"Screw the rules! I have money!" Kaiba said.
"YOU STOLE A JOKEE!" Matrix Link yelled, attacking.
"GET A LIFE MORON!" I cried, running for it.
"Okay it is time to end this duel!" Cried Yugi.
"My turn." Sasuke said. "And I summon NARUTO!" Naruto only had 500 ATK points.
"HEY GIVE ME MORE ATTACK POINTS!" Naruto roared.
"I'll now use Naruto's special ability!" Sasuke said. "GOOOOO RASENGAN!" Naruto formed a clone and the Rasengan appeared in his hand. His ATK points rose to 550.
"YOU LITTLE IDIOT!" He roared at me.
"Sorry I made a mistake." I said.
"Good!" He said. Naruto's life points lowered to 450.
"WHAAAAT!" He roared. 350.
"STOP IT!" 250
"YOU STOP NOW!" 150
"STOOOOP!" 50.
"ATTACK YUGI!" Cried Sasuke. Naruto attacked and slammed his fist with the Rasengan into Yugi's stomach. As the air was released his attack points rose to 9500.
"THAT HAS TO BE AGAINST THE RULES!" Yugi cried as his life points lowered to 0.
"Too bad." Sasuke said. "I win."
"TOO BAD YOUR FATE IS SEALED!" Cried BoBoBo. He looked up and in his eyes was! THE MARK OF A HOMUNCULOUS! Wait… wrong anime spoof. He had the millennium eye!
"See how you fare without your soul!" Cried BoBoBo. A ray of light shot past Sasuke out of BoBoBo world and hit Sakura! She fell over and her image appeared on a blank card!
"Now I have your soul!" BoBoBo said. Sasuke twitched. BoBoBo World disappeared and BoBoBo skipped off happily. Yugi just stood there shocked.
"I lost…" He said. "BUT YOU ALL BROKE THE RULES!"
"GET OUT YUGI!" Cried Kakashi. "You lost!"
"Fine!" Yugi walked away, dejected. Then he popped back up.
"HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOST!?" He shouted.
"You told us." Kakashi said.
"Oh …" Yugi said. "Can I replace your soulless member?"
"You replacing Sakura?" Asked Kakashi. "She is a vital part of our team! … Okay sure." Kakashi slapped a Konoha Forehead protector on Yugi. Yugi smiled.
"Now we've lost Sakura chan!" Cried Naruto. "SASUKE YOU ) YOU DID THIS!"
"I did nothing idiot." Sasuke said.
"You hurt Sakura-chan!" Naruto said.
"BoBoBo had some weird eye and put her in this card." Sasuke said, holding it up.
"I think I know how to get her out!" Cried Kakashi. He was covered in dirt again. "The dirt said to rip the card in half!"
"Okay." Sasuke said, he ripped it in half. The image on it faded and then so did Sakura's body.
"Oh crap." Kakashi said. "Sasuke did it!"
"SAKKUURRAAA!" Cried Naruto.
"Oh well." Sasuke said. "I don't care."
"YOU DON'T CARE?!" Naruto asked with surprise.
"Nope." Sasuke said.
"I knew that." Naruto said, with a fake smile.
"Nope." Sasuke replied.
"You suck." Naruto said.
"Nope." Sasuke replied.

COMPETITOR ELIMINATED: Sakura. Soul ripped in half.

Kakashi: SASUKE DID IT!
Sasuke: SHUT UP! hits him
Gaara: is all: I'm going to kill you but won't

TO BE CONTINUED!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: My reasoning for this being my last Naruto fanfic is that I no longer am interested in Naruto. I'll finish this and move onto other fanfics or stories. This also means there is no longer any chance of BoBoBo-Bo Naruto continuing. Sorry.