Mimi hummed to herself as she tapped on the keyboard on her laptop. She was currently working on something for a friend of hers. All was peaceful and quiet. Well, that is, it was peaceful and quiet before Alfred came running into the room, jumping into the spot on the couch next to Mimi.

"What'cha doin'?" He asked, leaning over to try and read what was on the computer screen.

"Nothing." Mimi replied, moving the laptop so Alfred couldn't see the screen.

"Liar. You're doing something."

Mimi sighed. "What do you want, Alfred?" She asked as she continued to type on her laptop.

"Aw, why do you automatically think I want something? You and Artie always jump to conclusions like that!" Alfred fake pouted, pretending to be hurt.

"Well, Alfred, it's because you usually do want something." Arthur said, walking into the room. "It's always been that way with you."

"Rude! And so not true!" He stuck his tongue out at Arthur. "Anyways, dude, I just wanted to…" He trailed off, realizing that he'd just proved what Arthur had just said. "Damn…"

Arthur slightly laughed, rolling his eyes as if to see 'See?'

Mimi giggled. "Oh, guys. I have tons of questions for you guys to answer. You up for answering a few?"

"Sure, dude! But seriously, no kissing this time!"

"I can't promise you that, Alfred~" Mimi giggled again. "Alrighty, these are from Magenta-Haired Freake."

Alfred: Do you eat so much to fill a void inside of you? Do you have abandonment issues? Why are you not fat yet?

There was silence for a moment. "I don't think I eat all that much…" Alfred pouted then continued. "No, I don't eat to fill any void inside me."

"Oh? Then why do you eat so much, Alfred?" Arthur asked, only a little curious. Only a little.

"Umm… Well, if you really want to know… I suppose it's because that there where many times that I didn't have a lot of food to eat and I guess I got kinda scared of not having enough to eat, so yeah… It's silly really."

Both Arthur and Mimi blinked a few times, staring at Alfred. "Alfred…"

"To answer the other two parts of the question- No, I don't have abandonment issues, at least not that I know of. And I'm not fat yet 'cause I work out like a freaking champion!" He grinned, flexing his muscles. "So, what are the next questions?"

Mimi blinked, then looked at her computer. "Uh… Yes, here they are."

Arthur: Why have you never gotten a restraining order against France? Are you punk, oldie, or a mixture of both? How old are you in human years?

Arthur snorted. "I have gotten a restraining order on that frog. It didn't work, obviously." He raised an eyebrow at the next question. "A punk, oldie, or both, hm? Years ago I probably would have said punk. I rather miss my punk years… So, I suppose you could say a mixture of both."

Alfred snorted and laughed, earning a rather hard smack on the back of his head from Arthur.

"How old am I in human years? 23, I believe."

Both: Have you two ever thought of dating? Would you ever read (or watch) about UsUk?

"Haha, why would I want to date him? He's soo old and grumpy!"

Arthur glared at Alfred. "Oh, and like you're any better of a person to date!"

"Of course I am! I'm the hero after all!" Alfred ginned. But as he was about to answer the second question his grin dropped and his face turned a light shade of pink.

So did Arthur's. "I would never read or watch anything like that! That's just ridiculous."

"Ah, yeah. What he said."

Mimi giggled. "So, you guys have no problem arguing about dating, but you get all flustered when it's about whether or not you'd watch or read anything UsUk? That's interesting~" She giggled again. "Kay, there's one last question and then there's a dare."

Alfred if you two ever got into a relationship, would you ever let Arthur top?

"Nope! He'd have to fight to top, and everyone knows he wouldn't be able to beat me!"

Arthur laughed a dark, eerie laugh. "That is implying that I ever bottomed in the first place, which is hardly likely to ever happen."

"No way, dude! You'd totally bottom!"

"Why don't you two go test this theory and find out?" Mimi suggested, snickering to herself.

This got both blonds to shut up and turn a dark shade of red.

"H-How dare you suggest such a thing!" Arthur stuttered. Then, clearing his throat, he asked, "Now, what was that dare you were talking about earlier?"

"Oh, yes! The dare is that you two have to watch a perverted UsUk doujinshi."

"Do we have to do it?" Arthur asked, but Alfred looked as if he had wanted to ask the same question.

"Yes." Mimi said, already searching for a doujinshi for them to watch. "Mmm… Oh! How 'bout 'Call My Name'? Yeah, that'll have to do." She brought up said video on youtube and turned the laptop so the two could watch the video.

And after the video….

"Haha! See! You're totally bottom! Just admit it already!" Alfred exclaimed.

"This is completely ludicrous!" Arthur crossed his arms over his chest. "There's no way I'd allow anything like that to happen!"

"As much as I love to see you guys argue about who's going to bottom and who's going to top, we still need to answer a few more questions." Mimi said, cutting into their argument.

"Oh, alright." Alfred pouted. "I was so going to win the argument anyways."

"Yes, well, these are from XxTenshixX97."

My first question is for Alfred and Mimi: Would you agree that Arthur is a Tsundere (someone who is on the surface sharp and sarcastic but underneath lovestruck and fawning)?

"That's easy!" Mimi said, grinning. "I totally agree that he's tsundere!"

"Talking like I'm not standing right here, it's rather rude."

"Haha, yeah, I guess that sounds like him."

"Bloody rude Americans." Arthur huffed.

"Oh, Artie, you know it's only out of love~"

My next question is for everyone. If you were able to go on a date with any nation, who would it be?

"Oooh! Let me go first~!" Mimi said. Then clinging to Arthur she said. "I choose England!"

"Oh, eh… Thank you…?" Arthur said, rubbing the back of his head. "Um, could you let go of my arm?"

"Oh, yes." Mimi let go of Arthur's arm. "Kay, what about you two?"

"Any nation, hm?" Arthur hummed as he thought. "Honestly, I haven't a clue."

"What 'bout me?" Alfred asked with a slight pout.

"Why would I pick you? And why would you even care? You said it yourself, and I quote, 'why would I want to date him? He's soo old and grumpy?'" Arthur asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Um… Because I'm the hero?" Alfred tried.

Arthur rolled his eyes. "That's not a good enough reason, Alfred?"

"Because… Even though you are grumpy and old, I still… Uh, never mind."

"Alfred…?" Arthur blinked, and once again, for the second time today, he found himself staring at Alfred completely surprised by the words that came out of the American's mouth.

"Wow, good job XxTenshixX97! I think we almost got a confession!" Mimi said, completely killing the mood because that is what she does best.

"Confession? I wasn't going to do any such thing!" Alfred exclaimed.

"Riiight~ Now there's one last question."

And finally this question is for Arthur and Alfred: How would you react if the other was to die?

"How would I react if Arthur was to die? Didn't this sort of thing already happen?"

Arthur thought for a short moment. "If you're referring to the incident with the panjandrum, then yes."

"Thought so." Alfred nodded. "Well, I guess I'd be super sad about it. I mean, sure we don't exactly get along, but he did raise me. I can't just forget about that."

"It's bad enough that Alfred became independent all those years ago. I don't know what I'd do if he were to die."

"And there you have it. That's it for today, guys." Mimi said, turning off her laptop.

Blaaaargh. Do you want to know how much I love you guys? I love you guys so much that I spent precious time that I should be using to prepare for a 5-8 minute cooking show for Spanish that is a huge part of our grade and instead I wrote this. Feel special. Feel very special.

Ou~ It looks like we're getting closer to making the UsUk official in this silly thing. o3o

I don't have much to say, so I'm just gonna go and cuddle my America plushie and search my room for money to buy an England plushie. See ya~!