Chapter Twelve

"So now what do we do?" Asked Kurenai.
"Hinata vote that Hinata eat you all." Hinata said.
"I'm fine with that." Kiba said. They looked over at him and he shrugged.
"Better than being stuck here."
"I'll agree with that." Kakashi said.
"Now the author has nothing to spoof though. What can he do?" Gai cried out.
"That's right!" I cried. "I have no inspiration for this chapter!"
"OH NOES!" Everyone cried, yes even Neji and Sasuke.
"So anyone have any idea what to do?" Asked Naruto.
"I dunno, what do you want to do?" Asked Sasuke.
"I dunno." Naruto said, turning to Kakashi. "What do you want to do?"
"I want to read my book while you guys dig up a hatch but that's already happened." Kakashi said.
"I wonder what happened to our dub selves." Said Lee.

WITH DUB SELVES:

"ORLY?" Asked an owl.
"YES! WE ARE KONOHA NINJA!" Dub Naruto cried.
"ORLY?" It asked.
"YES REALLY!" Dub Lee cried.
"NO WAI!" Cried another owl.
"This sucks." Dub Naruto said.
"ORLY?" Asked the first owl. Then it picked him up in its beak and carried him off. The second owl grabbed Dub Lee and flew off as well.

WITH REAL SELVES

"THEEE NUUUMMBEERS!" Hugo cried running up to them. "THE NUMBERS MAN! Hey where'd the lamppost go? THE NUMBERRRSS!"
"The lamppost got kicked off." Sasuke said. "I wish Shino had come instead."
"That was Shino." Kiba said.
"Hey look it's a town!" Sakura cried. They all raced into this town.
"Hey what are you folks doing here?" Asked a deer that walked on two legs.
"FOOD!" Cried Gaara. He chased it.
"AHH!" The deer cried.
"IT'S POTTY TIME!" Cried the Mask, sliding into view. "P-O-T-T-WHY? BECAUSE I GOTTA! WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!" He ran away looking for the bathroom.
"This world is strange and I want to go home." Kiba said.
"I vote we go find Shikamaru." Asuma said.

At the Fresh Prince:

"PHILLIP! A MONTH HAS BEEN LONG ENOUGH! GET THAT SLEEPING KID OFF OUR LAWN!"

Back with our friends:

"WIIIIIIII" Cried a big human-sized remote for Nintendo's newest console.
"OH MY GOSH WE CAN CONTROL THE WORLD WITH YOU!" Cried Kakashi. He leapt on the Wii remote and it carried him off screaming "WIIIIIIIIII!!!!!"
"Anyone else find that extremely weird?" Asked Neji.
"Not really." Everyone replied.
"Oh okay…" Neji said.
"I'm making a glorified cameo!" Pegasus, from Yugioh, said.
"JOKE THIEF!" Cried out Neji suddenly. Everyone looked at him oddly.
"I did not see that coming in a million years." I said. "You are getting too weird… JOIN SHINO!" With that I tossed Neji outside the fanfic. Everyone laughed at that.
"So now what do we do?" Yugi asked."We have to spoof LOST some more so around now some 'others' should arrive and kidnap the main characters." Kakashi said. "That means everyone else is safe."
"YOU'RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER!" Everyone shouted at him.
"BEHOLD!" Cried people in dark robes walking into the area. "WE ARE THE BROTHERS!"
"I thought it was Others?" asked Lee.
"Nah, we'd get sued if we used Others." The lead Brother said. "Now we are here to kidnap the main characters! That means Kakashi is safe!"
"Crap!" Kakashi said, kicking the ground.
"Now Rock Lee, Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, and Kiba come with us!" Said the 2nd Brother.
"Yes!" Said the Lead Brother.
"Okay!" Said the 'main characters'.
"Really? There's not gonna be a struggle?" Asked the Lead Brother. "I brought this gun so I could threaten you with the loss of Chouji!"
"Chouji's only been in the story four times, counting this one." Said Sasuke.
"Wait! I'm a main character!" Cried Yugi.
"Of Yugioh." Said the Lead Brother. "But that'll do. You come with us as well." Yugi's face split into a smile and he followed with the other 'main characters'.

"Well now that Sasuke and Gaara are gone what do we do?" Kakashi asked.
"They also took Naruto, Yugi, and Kiba." Kurenai said.
"Who?" Kakashi asked.
"Naruto is your student and you let Yugi on your team to replace Sakura." Gai said. "YOU MAKE SUCH A YOUTHFUL TEAM NOW!"
"Sorry, I don't know who you're talking about. Now I have to go check my emails." Kakashi said. He walked over to a laptop. "I love my laptop! It's time to check my email! Because I'mmmm-" Kakashi threw on an outfit in two seconds. "STRONGBAD!"
"Kakashi is Strongbad…" Gai asked. "HOW YOUTHFUL!"
"Hinata… want… food!" Hinata cried.
"Have we even fed her since she turned evil and liquid?" Asked Ino.
"Have you spoken until now?" Asked Asuma.
"YES!" Ino cried.
"Didn't know, you're not a main character." Asuma said.
"I AM SO A MAIN CHARACTER!" Ino cried.
"Oh you are?" Asked a Brother. "Come with me."
"YAY!" Ino cried.
"OH MY GOD IT'S INO!" Asuma shouted. "WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US INO?!"
"WAIT! I'M A MAIN CHARACTER!" Cried StrongBad (Kakashi)
"No you're StrongBad. A Homestarrunner character." Said the Brother. "Nice try." With that he skipped off.
"I was kidding about being Strongbad…" Kakashi said. "The outfit doesn't even look authentic." And it didn't either. It was just a red Ritz crackers box over his hands and head.

IN THE SHADOW REALM:

"Brains." Said the skeleton monster.
"I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!" Cried Sakura.
"Brains…" The monster said, sadly walking away defeated.

Sakura is stuck in the Shadow Realm! Sasuke, Ino, and Gaara are with the Brothers! What will happen next?

Competitor Eliminated: Neji
Reason: Objected to use of a joke.

Author's Note:

The story will end with chapter 15. Sorry but there will be no conclusion to it. I merely decided to post up the last four chapters for you guys to see. Though I may start a new story in the future. Not based on Naruto though.