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THIRD PAIR: Harribel & Szayel

Szayel clapped his hands happily, "Ooo! A huge bed!"

Harribel was fairly tired, so she immediately went to the problem at hand, "You sleep on the left, I sleep on the right. If you try anything, I'll kill you. Do you understand?"

Szayel seemed to not have heard, and belly flopped onto the bed, "I wish my bed was like this!"

Harribel was already comfortable under the sheets, eyes closed, "Stop bouncing around and get to sleep. Before I kill you."

Szayel stopped and complied with a pout. However, once the pink-haired espada was asleep, he began tossing and turning, upsetting not only the sheets, but the person he was sharing it with. At one point and time, he even threw his arms around her, whimpering like a little kid. Apparently, he was having a bad dream.

Harribel scowled as she tried to pry his arms off her, gritting her teeth, "Get…off….me….."

However, the alleged man merely made more of an effort to hug her, kicking and scratching and what have you. Harribel closed her eyes irritably, holding Szayel back with one hand, "All right. I've had enough."

With that, she shoved the octo violently into the wall parallel to her. She got out of the bed as Szayel slid down from his imprint on the wall, waking up with a dazed look. The octo slowly touched the back of his head and found blood there. He then proceeded to hyperventilate.

"Blood! How is my beautiful head bleeding? What happened!"

Harribel curled her lip as she strode to the foot of the bed, "I don't know what you had earlier, but you're much more annoying than usual."

She raised her zanpakutou from out of nowhere and-No, not to rip the pink haired espada into shreds. Ahh, the sadness-cut the bed in half. She walked between the two halves and kicked the one on her left to the wall across it (where the octo was still moaning).

Szayel was immediately pinned between the wall and half a king sized bed. And there he remained in that position…..

All night.

"I find it hard to believe that this was all spontaneous. How can you possibly watch each pair's activities in their entirety and still have time to transition to the next pair without any overlapping?"

Gin threw his arms up in the air, giving up on trying to drive out the blind ex-shinigami. He brought them behind his head and grinned, "Course it ain't spontaneous. I'm a genius, after all."