Chapter 13

Sasuke woke up
"My head…" He said. "It feels fine…" He looked up to see he was in a cage. Across the path there was another cage. Inside was Yoda.
"Help me you must." Yoda said. "Escape we must. Evil… the Brothers are."
"I'm gonna ignore you and try and figure out this complex device that could kill me." Sasuke said, smiling.
"Good as well that is." Yoda said. He ignited his saber. "But escape I will!" He cut through the bars and walked out. He looked to the right and saw a huge laser gun powered up and pointing at him.
"Oh (bleep)" Yoda said. ZZZZZAAAPPPPP!!!!!!
"Oh man, we lost Yoda!" Said the Lead Brother, Eric Matthews.
"YOU!" Sasuke cried.
"ME!" Cried Eric.
"I thought the Author got rid of you!" Sasuke said.
"He let me come back as the head of the Brothers." Eric said.
"Okay." Sasuke said.
"HEY!" Eric shouted. "What happened to your shirt? It's blue! It was black last night!"
"It was too dark to see the color last night." Sasuke said.
"Yeah…" Eric said, smiling. "So what happened to your shirt? It's blue now."
"I am not bothering with this." Sasuke said. "Where's Ino?"
"Oh she's in the pit of destruction, being ripped to shreds as we speak." Eric said.
"WHAT?!" Sasuke asked.
"I'm just joshing you, Topanga loves me, they are fine!" Eric said.
"To- what?" Asked Sasuke.
"She's married to my brother, but she loves me." Eric said.
"Yeahhh…." Sasuke said, not believing him.
"ERIC!" Cried out a voice.
"OH NOES!" Eric said.
"I AM THE GREAT AND WONDERFUL BROTHER! THE LEADER OF THE BROTHERS LISTENS TO ME!" Cried the voice.
"YES BOB!!" Eric said.
"BRING SASUKE TO THE HOUSE!" the voice cried.
"Okay time to go to the house!" Eric said.
"The house?" Sasuke asked.

The House:

"NOOOO!" Cried Sasuke. "ANYWHERE BUT THERE!" "Come on! Everyone's waiting." Eric said.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke ran to try and get away.
"You have to stay here for two weeks!" Eric said. "That's what Bob said."
"I WILL NOT STAY HERE WITH THOSE PEOPLE! I REFUSE!" Eric picked Sasuke up and started dancing.
"You're staying in the hooouse! You're staying in the hooouse! You're staying in the hooousee! Which nobody can deny!" Eric sang.
"I DENY! I DENY!" Sasuke cried. Eric ignored him and walked inside.
"NOOOOOOO!" Sasuke shouted with every step towards the house Eric took.

Non 'main characters'.

"So now the spoof of Lost has begun." Said Kakashi. "The dirt says we must go and find Sakura and Sasuke and rescue them."
"I VOTE THAT WE GO AND FIND LEE!" Cried Gai. "LEE IS GONE AND I MUST HUG HIM!"
"NO MORE HUGS!" Cried Asuma.
"Can I have a big part now?" Chouji asked. "All the 'main' characters are gone."
"Yes! But only until we get them back!" Cried out Asuma. "So onto Bel-Air!"
"NO!" Kakashi said. "Shikamaru was eliminated."
"Oh… crap…" Asuma said.
"Okay, we are gonna go find the 'main' characters." Kakashi said.
"Okay!" Everyone said.
"Right after this…" Kakashi said.
"What?" Asuma asked.
"YO MY MOM! SHE GAVE ME A DOLLAR! SHE SAID GO BUY A COLLAR! BUT I AIN'T BUY NO COLLAR! INSTEAD I BOUGHT SOME BUBBLEGUM! BAZOOKA ZOOKA BUBBLEGUM!" Kakashi sang. "YO MY MOM! SHE GAVE ME A NICKLE! SHE SAID GO BUY A PICKLE! BUT I AIN'T BUY NO PICKLE! INSTEAD I BOUGHT SOME BUBBLEGUM! BAZOOKA ZOOKA BUBBLEGUM! SOME GUM!"
"YOU USED THAT SONG TO DELAY US?!" Everyone shouted.
"Yep!" Kakashi said. He tried to blow a bubble but blew his mask off! Everyone looked to see he had… no face there. There was literally nothing but bubblegum floating and being chewed.
"I see why you wear a mask my eternal rival… THAT IS SO COOL!" Gai shouted. Kakashi put a new mask on.
"Well now everyone knows why I wear a mask and why I can't get a woman!" Kakashi said. Tears appeared in his eyes. "I'M GONNA GO AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF!" He ran off and jumped off a cliff! He fell and landed right where he had stood originally!
"That was fun!" He said. "The dirt told me it would be!" He stood up. "Okay lets go!"

The House

Sasuke was brought inside with Eric. Eric set him down and walked outside, shutting the door behind him.
"This isn't happening…" Sasuke said. Akamaru whined. Kiba bet him shivering. Naruto was hugging Ino, shaking. Ino was too busy looking around frightened to care. And Gaara was all 'I am going to kill you' but he won't… he won't… They were all in a living room of a house. There was a single TV in front of the couch and an alcove behind it. Two swinging doors with a fireplace in-between were to the right of the couch. And a stairway on the left that went up and to the right to the next floor.
"I know this place." Ino said. "I've seen it before but I don't know where."
"I know where…" Sasuke said. "My brother used to watch this show all the time…" He was shivering. "The show is so happy … it's too happy…"
"Let's get out of here!" Kiba cried.
"Hey lets go greet the new children!" A voice said, that sounded just like The Voice.
"Oh no!" Cried Sasuke. "It's him!"
"Him?" Asked Naruto.
"Yes… it's Bob…" Sasuke said.
"Bob?" Ino asked. "Oh no… I know where this is!"
"Hello!" Said Danny Tanner (Bob Sagett), walked into the room. "Welcome to our home!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" All of the ninjas shouted.

Author's Note:

Yes I have a weird thing for sitcoms.

I noticed a mistake in this chapter but decided to leave it in. Kakashi says they have to go and find Sakura but she's not kidnapped with the main characters.. Lets just say that no one in the story noticed because that's how stupid they are.