Chapter 14

"Ninja Island…the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Ninja ship: Ninjerprize. It's ongoing mission: to explore Ninja Island and find back the characters of Sasuke and Sakura. To boldly go… where no ninja has gone before!" Kakashi said.
"SHUT UP!" Cried Kurenai. "You've been saying that for the past hour! And you forgot the other characters… plus SAKURA WASN'T EVEN TAKEN!"
"But it's cool! And the theme song hasn't popped up yet!" Kakashi whined.
"How did we get a starship?" Chouji asked.
"It's called a NINJA SHIP!" Cried Kakashi, grabbing Chouji by the neck and swinging him around.
"I-Get-It!" Chouji said.
"Good!" Kakashi said. He was wearing a red captain uniform from Star Trek and his standard mask.
"Captain," Said Spock. "I am reading some life forms in the planet below."
"OF COURSE YOU ARE YOU MORON!" Hinata cried. "IT IS EARTH!"
"Yes it is Earth." Spock said. "Your anger is not logical. The captain asked me to scan for life forms."
"That I did!" Kakashi said. He smiled happily.
"Captain stupid." Hinata said. "Hinata should be captain. Hinata would wipe out Earth."
"That is precisely why Hinata is not captain!" Kakashi said. "Now! Spock! Scan the Moon for life forms!"
"Yes, captain." Spock said.
"Even if Shikamaru isn't part of the contest… can't we beam him up?" Asuma asked. "Pllleaase?"
"Okay!" Kakashi said.
"Scan for Shikamaru! Mr. Spock!" Kakashi said.
"Before or after I finish my sweep of the moon, Captain?" Spock asked.
"After!" Kakashi said.
"But-" Asuma stared.
"I AM CAPTAIN!" Kakashi shouted. "NO ONE SHALL OPPOSE MY DICTATORSHIP!"
"Okay!" Everyone else, except Spock, said.
"Okay, there are several life forms on the Moon. The biggest being the humpback whale." Spock said.
"AMAZING!" Kakashi said. "Lets go eat Burger King!"
"But that's not even true." Kurenai said.
"Who cares? It's amazing!" Kakashi said.
"What about Shi-"
"I AM CAPTAIN!" Kakashi shouted. "NO ONE SHALL OPPOSE MY DICTATORSHIP!"
"Okay." Everyone said, including Spock.
"Scotty, are you ready to beam us into Burger King?" Asked Kakashi.
"Yes Captain." Scotty said.
"TO TRANSPORTER ROOM!" Kakashi cried. "Except Spock because you have pointy ears! And Asuma because you talk about Shikamaru too much. And Hinata because you are evil. And Gai because I just don't like you." He walked off to the transporter room with Kurenai, Temari, Kankuro, and Chouji.
"But I wanted to eat a youthful meal." Gai said.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

"PHILLIP! IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH! GET THAT KID OFF OUR LAWN!" Vivian shouted.
"I will after breakfast." Uncle Phil said.
"That's what you said yesterday!" Vivian shouted.
"I will get it done Vivian."
"I kinda like the dude. He's funny… like a lawn gnome." Will said.
"He's really nice to me." Ashley said. "It was fun to talk to him!"
"Maybe we should just let him live with us?" Will asked.
"No! I am not sharing my money with him!" Carlton said.
"I didn't say he'd be part of your family Carlton… but you and he do have that white thing in common." Will said.
"Hardy har har." Carlton said.
"MORTAL KOMBAAAAT!" Shouted Sub Zero. He started fighting Geoffery with his pwnsome haxxor fighting skills!
"HAXXORS!" Cried out Geoffery. "I PWN MORE AT HAXXORING THAN YOU! I PWNS JOOO!" "Geoffery?" Asked Vivian. Geoffery looked around and saw nothing was there.
"I'm sorry madam." He said. "I lost control for a few minutes."
"Well let's all go talk to that kid!" Will said. For no real reason everyone agreed. Including Hilary and Carlton! And Nicky, he's five you dork. However, the second they got around Shikamaru a bright light surrounded them.
"ALLIENS!" Cried Nicky.
"Naw, it's just…" Will started. Then as they appeared in the transporter room of the Ninjerprize he saw Spock. "ALLLLIIIEEENNNNNS!"

Full House, House:

"Why did you all scream out like that?" Danny asked.
"This isn't happening." Sasuke said. He curled up and began sucking on his thumb.
"Now, now. No reason to act like a baby." Danny said, patting Sasuke on the back. Sasuke jumped up and ran to the door.
"LEMME OUT!" He cried.
"Hey don't mess up my living room!" Danny said. "You won't like me with a messed up living room."
"Wait, if this is the house of Full House… where are Joey and Jessie and Rebecca and the other characters?" Asked Ino. Everyone but Danny looked at her with a WTF face. Ino laughed.
"I used to watch the show all the time." She said.
"They… messed up my living room." Danny said.
"But Joey's your best friend." Ino said. "You'd forgive him."
"If, by 'forgive', you mean that I ripped his privates off then yeah." Danny said.
"It's time to Duel!" Yugi shouted. He opened his duel disk, which knocked over a lamp, which shattered.
"My living room…" Danny said.
"Yugi you idiot!" Cried out Sasuke. "Now he's gonna get us all!" Danny was turning huge and blue!
"He's not breathing!" Lee shouted. "I shall provide the youthful CPR!" He leapt towards Danny. Danny grabbed him.
"DANNY SMASH!" Danny yelled. With that he used Rock Lee as a hammer to attack the others. They ran up the stairs to try and hide up there.
"RRRRAAAAAHHHHH!" Cried Danny. They were safe! So they went into the room of the character DJ. Inside they found all the other characters! "I thought he killed you for ruining his living room?" Sasuke asked.
"He only got Joey." Jessie said. "We got upstairs."
"It was all because of that radioactive cookie that he bought from a little old lady for two cents." DJ said.
"Ooookay." The Naruto characters, and Yugi, said.
"I wonder what happened to Lee." Kiba said.
"AHHHHHH MY PRIVATE AREA!" Lee's voice came up the stairs. "OOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
"I don't envy him." Yugi said. They looked out the window to see Lee go flying by as he flew up into space. When he got up there the cold helped ease the pain. And he saw Joey!
"Hello youthful companion!" He said.
"Hello… looks like Danny got you too." Joey said.

COMPETITOR ELIMINATED: ROCK LEE

REASON: Danny Tanner destroyed his privates because Yugi messed up Danny's living room.

Author's Notes:

Concerning what my next story will be. I think I'll base it off of One Piece. Though it is uncertain.