A/N: Innocent Demon, checking in! Last pair before the one yall been waiting for!

Disclaimer: Bleach is no mine.

FIFTH PAIR: Aaranerio & Zommari

Aaranerio and Zommari opened the door to find….

Their bed somehow on the ceiling.

"Are you kidding me?" they asked at the same time.

"It's a medium sided one too…." pointed out Aaranerio ruefully.

Zommari stared up at the bed, "Should we try to get it down? Perhaps I can use my power to make it come down."

"I thought it didn't work on inanimate objects."

"….You're right."

"Should we try to sleep on it how it is?"

"I don't think we can defy gravity."

"….You're right."

Zommari stared at the bed blankly, "We could always cut it down by sawing out the ceiling it is attached to."

"But that would let in the draft." argued Aaranerio.

"….You're right."

"We should get it down." decided Aaranerio.

"How?"

The other espada drew his weapon, "Scrape it off."

Zommari sighed, "Why not?"

So they spent twenty minutes trying to get the bed down to no avail (Ahh, the wonders of enough super glue). Five minutes in, Zommari realized, "How are the pillows and the sheets still on there?"

"Most likely glued to the bed…"

"This is ridiculous."

"So….do you want to share the floor?"

"You really need to find a better hobby."

"It's better than talkin' 'bout 'justice' all the time." countered Gin.

Kaname looked insulted, "Justice is what drives the world. Justice is fairness and reasonableness. Justice-"

"SHUT UP, WILL YA?" Gin yelled, finally losing it. He activated Shinso and used it to shove the blind, annoying bastard out of the room. Once he was successfully out, he slammed the door in Kaname's face and locked it.

"There. Now I can enjoy myself more better." He turned eagerly to the screen, bouncing up and down in his chair like the naughty kid he was, "Now for the last an' least!"

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