Chapter 15
"This is great!" Danny
said. They were all sitting around a table eating. Everyone but him was pale
and didn't know what to do. After five minutes Yugi stood up.
"It's time to play a shadow game!" He said.
"Shadow game?" Danny
asked. He laughed. "What an interesting name for a game. Is it one you play in
the dark?"
"Something like that."
Yugi said. "You play it in the shadows." He picked up the dish of mashed
potatoes and held it up by one hand.
"You be careful with
that!" Danny said.
"Oops." Yugi said,
evilly. He dropped it on purpose! The dish shattered and potatoes flew
everywhere.
"YOU GOT MY KITCHEN
DIRTY!" Danny roared. His yes turned red and he stood up. "DANNY SMASH!" He
grew huge and blue again.
"Shadow game!" Yugi
said. The puzzle he wore began glowing and Danny and Yugi were suddenly in a
dark area of nothing but darkness and darkness surrounded them and was
everywhere and everything was all dark except them and Yugi's puzzle was
glowing and he looked all evil in this dark area of nothing but darkness and
darkness surrounded them and was everywhere and everything was all dark except
them!
"Let the shadow game
begin!" Yugi said.
"DANNY SMASH!" Danny
roared.
"The first person to
break a cup loses." Yugi said. He held out a cup to Danny. "Begin."
"DANNY SMASH!" Danny slammed his hand down on Yugi's hand where Yugi held the
cup.
"MMMMYYY HHHAAANNNNNDDDDD!" Yugi cried.
"It's okay Yugi."
Sakura said. "You tried your best to stop Danny Tanner. And you did stop him."
"I know… but because he
broke my hand… I am confined to the Shadow Realm for all eternity." Yugi said
"I'm not!" Sakura said.
"Thanks for the body!"
"WAIT! YOU CAN'T!" Yugi said.
"Why not?" Sakura
asked.
"Because I'm a… a… I
got guy parts!" Yugi said.
"NEAT!" Sakura said.
"Perhaps that was best left unsaid…" Yugi said, as Sakura disappeared from the
Shadow Realm to take over Yugi's body.
"Yugi?" Sasuke asked.
"Is that you?"
"SASUKE-Kun!" Yugi cried out. He hugged Sasuke tightly and held on. "SASUKE-KUN
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!"
"GET OFF ME!" Sasuke
roared. He pulled away and stared at Yugi (Sakura) with a WTF face.
"Where's dad?" DJ asked.
"Yugi confined him to
the Shadow Realm!" Yugi said, smiling.
"Newsflash…" Ino said.
"You are Yugi."
"Ino? Why are you here… YOU FOLLOWED MY SASUKE-KUN DIDN'T YOU?!" Yugi roared.
"Are you…" Naruto began.
"SHUT UP!" Cried Yugi's
female fanbase. "WE WON'T ALLOW THAT!"
"But he obviously acting lovey dovey towards Sas-" Naruto started. Yugi's fans
jumped on him and started beating the crap out of him.
"I am not gay Naruto!
You idiot!" Yugi yelled at him.
"You remind me of
someone." Sasuke said. "Doesn't he remind you of someone now?" Everyone looked
at Yugi.
"NAH!" They all said.
"No one we care about."
"JINX!" Naruto cried.
"YOU ALL OWE ME RAMEN!"
"CRAP!" They all shouted at once, aside from Naruto and Yugi.
"ALLLLIEEEENNNNSSS!!!!"
Will shouted.
"Hello. I am an alien." Spock said.
"I KNEW IT!" Nicky
said.
"What a cool little
midget!" Kakashi said, looking at Nicky.
"I'm five you dork!" Nicky shouted.
"SHIKAMARU!" Asuma
cried. He began running towards Shikamaru.
LOOOOOOVVEEEEEE IS A
MANY-
"WHAT THE CRAP!"
Kakashi shouted. The music stopped and Asuma stopped running in slow motion
towards Shikamaru.
"Uhh…" Asuma said. "Gai
taught me that."
"I did not teach you that!" Gai said. "I will, however, use it to hug Lee!"
"Sometimes I really wonder about you…" Kakashi said. "A twenty or thirty, how
old are you?, man obsessed with hugging his twelve-year-old student.."
"What are you suggesting?" Kakashi asked.
"Nothing." Kakashi
said.
"So what about that book you were writing?" Stewie asked. Everyone looked at
him.
"NINJAFAZERS ON FULL
BLAST!" Kakashi cried. He grabbed a phaser and shot Stewie, utterly destroying
him.
"Hey what the # man?" Peter asked. "You just freaking blew up my son man!"
"Bye!" Kakashi said. He fired on Peter too.
"OH NO!" Will cried.
"That means no more Family Guy!… ahh well." Will began dancing to no music.
"Will you people keep
it do-" Shikamaru started. He sat up and looked around.
"WELCOME BACK
SHIKAMARU!" Asuma cried.
"Crap." Shikamaru
said.
"Now this is a good party,
right Sasuke-kun?" Yugi asked.
"Stay away from me."
Sasuke said.
"I can't let Ino get my
Sasuke-kun!" Yugi said.
"Here's the thing…"
Sasuke said. He searched his mind for any excuse to get Yugi to stop acting
this way. "We got married."
"WHAT?!" Yugi cried. "THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!"
"We did?!" Ino cried happily. "SASUKE-KUN!"
"Congrats! Now Sasuke can disappear forever!" Naruto said. "You do know the
marriage won't last? He's leaving to go to Orochimaru after this fanfic ends."
All the Naruto cast stared at him with a WTF face. Yugi was in the corner
sobbing.
"Aren't you a bit young
to be married?" Rebecca asked.
"We're twelve!" Naruto said. You could tell he thought that was defending them.
"That's my point."
Rebecca said.
"Oh…" Naruto said.
"I only said that to get Yugi of my case… he's acting all…" Sasuke shuddered.
Naruto fell on the floor laughing.
"You know… I wonder
what Gai will say when Lee doesn't come back with us." Kiba said.
"I wonder if that was
your first line here." Naruto said. "Has Gaara even spoken? Where is Gaaaraa?"
They all searched the house. When hey found him he was… eating a banana in his
sleep.
"Awwwww" They all said.
Then a bright light surrounded them.
"GOODBYE FULL HOUSE CHARACTERS!" They cried out.
"THANK YOU FOR RESCUING
US FROM THE DANNY!" The FH characters shouted back.
"NO PROBLEM! IT GOT RID
OF LEE FOR US!" The Naruto cast, except Yugi, shouted.
"Wait, Lee is gone?" Yugi asked.
"You were there idiot!" Sasuke said.
"I'm sorry,
Sasuke-kun!" Yugi said.
Well that's all I had written on this story. I'm sorry but I have no intention of finishing it. As for who wins? Geep Geep wins.
