Ready for the long chapter? Ready? I'm not, but here we gooo~ Okay, so it's not going to be super long, but yeah. Enjoy. ^^

"Shhhush, dude, come on!" Alfred said in a not so quiet whisper, dragging Arthur down the hall with him. "I know you want to know what's in there just as much as I do."

"No, I really don't."

"How could you not want to know what she keeps locked in there?"

"Alfred, it's her bedroom. She has every right to keep what's in there a secret."

"You're not even a little curious?"

"No."

"Well too bad. You're going to find out anyways." Stopping in front of a wooden door, throwing it open. Alfred quickly slipped in the room, pulling Arthur along with him.

The room was painted black, red, and white all the way around. Posters of you tube stars, zombies and movies covered the walls, along with a large world map. The unmade bed, covered in stuffed animals, blankets, and pillows had colors that matched those on the walls. Above the closet, next to the zombie poster was a handmade sword. Along the top of the windows were five framed drawings. There was a desk covered in lose paper and pencils, and just to the left of that was a bookcase stuffed full of books and many other things.

"Dude! Look at all this stuff!"

"Alfred."

"What?" Alfred turned around to see blue-ish green eyes glaring at him from the open door. "Oh…"

"Get out."

"Got it." He scampered out of the room, quickly heading to the living room where he found Arthur grinning smugly at him. "Jerk." He said with a huff as he sat down next to him.

Mimi soon joined them. "I'm not going to say anything, we're just going to start, yeah? Good. So these first few are from AnonymousHetaliaFanGirl."

Iggy- 1. Okay first things first. May you KIDNLY dress up as your pirate self? I just love Captain Kirkland!

"If you don't call me 'Iggy' again, then I have no problem with it. If you'll excuse me for a moment." Standing up, Arthur silently headed down the hallway. Returning a few moments later, he came back in said pirate outfit. Eye patch, cool feathery hat and all "Anything else?" Arthur asked as he sat back down next to Alfred, legs crossed.

2. Oh and while your wearing that please act like your pirate self for the reset of the chapter okay? Thanks.

"Not a problem, dear."

3. I've been wondering this for quite a while now (and I've asked this in another fic) so… it's said that unicorns only visit those who are pure (meaning that they're still a virgin) so… are YOU a virgin?

"Hardly, dear, hardly." A small chuckle and a smirk. "It's very cute that you think that, though."

Alfie- 1. Superman or Captain America? Why?

No response. Nope, because Alfred was busy gawking at the Brit next to him.

"Hey, Alfred, you there?" Mimi asked, waving a hand in front of Alfred's face. "Yo, dude, answer the question."

"Huh, oh… Uh…Captain America, because that shield of his is pretty awesome."

2. If you were to share your last hamburger (yes I mean your LAST hamburger. You will never ever eat another again) who would it be (yes you NEED to share it) and why?

"Wha? But why do I have to share it?"

"Alfred, don't be selfish."

"Okay, um… Well either Artie or Mattie." Alfred said with a nod. "Mattie's my bro after all, so yeah. And Artie 'cause… 'cause ya know?"

Mimi- 1. I see you're quite the UsUk fan. Does that mean you like Yaoi? If so, then have you ever exchanged pictures with Hungary and Japan?

"Shh! Shh!" Mimi exclaimed, flailing here arms. "No one's supposed to know about that arrangement!" After pouting for a short few seconds, she then said, "But, yeah, I do like yaoi, much to my friend's distaste." Tapping on her computer, Mimi brought up the next questions. "These are from Lumina Balderson."

Have you ever seen Alien? Also, if you could stick an Alien Facehugger onto any nation, who would it be?

Everyone shakes their head. "Nope, sorry, we haven't seen it."

"What's an Alien Facehugger?"

Quickly typing it up on Google, Mimi turned the computer so the two blonds could see.

"Ah, I suppose I'd stick it on Francis." Arthur said with the slight nod of his head.

"Alfred?"

"Ivan."

"Is there anyone who you'd like to stick one of those silly things on, dear?"

"Yes, actually. There's this one chick who's been pretty much stalking me and won't leave me alone, and ugh!"

England: You DO realize that America kept those toy soldiers you made for him about 300 years ago?

"He did?" Turning to look at Alfred, intrigued, Arthur asked, "Did you really keep after all this time?"

"Well, yeah." Alfred said with a shrug. "I couldn't bring myself to get rid of them no matter how hard I tried."

"How charming." Arthur purred, a smirk wide spreading across his face.

How painful was the Revolutionary War, in one sentence? I'm sorry if this is a personal thing, and you don't have to answer it; I'm just curious.

"That's quite alright, dear." Humming for a second in thought, he said, "I'll tell you on a scale of one to ten, hm? It was about a seven or an eight."

Um, America, what happened to you during the Civil War? Did you beat yourself up, or was there a personification of the Confederate States? Again, I'm sorry if this is too personal.

"No, no, it's okay. Let's see, well, I didn't technically beat myself up, and no there wasn't a personification… Um…" Alfred turned to Arthur and asked, "Arthur, how would you explain what happens to us during a civil war?"

"It's like having Multiple Personality Disorder, Schizophrenia, and being bi-polar all at the same time, I suppose." He said with a shrug. "It's really rather unpleasant."

Alfred nodded in agreement. "Yeah, exactly."

Did you know that if you ever kiss again, I'll bust down the door, and blast your brains off with a gun that can blow up an aircraft carrier?

"Well that's rather rude, don't you think?" Mimi said, then added, "And if you do that, I hope you're willing to pay for all the damage that'd cause... You'd owe me, like, a whole new house, dude." Huffing and muttering something under her breath, she continued on to the next few questions. "These are from animegurf13."

England: Can you kiss America on the lips for one whole hour?

"Yes, I can. Am I going to? No. Or rather, just not right now, but later maybe."

Alfred glanced over at Arthur, he was really starting to like pirate!Arthur more and more every second.

America: Is it true that you love England so much that you have fifty kids together?

"Uhh, no... That's not even physically possible."

Mimi: Who do you like more, England or America?

"Waaah, I have to choose? B-But I don't wanna!" Pouting, Mimi crossed her arms, looking like a little child. "I like them both a lot. And depending on the AU or whatever, sometimes one a little more than the other. It just all depends. But, it's really hard to just choose one." Moving right along, she picked the next questions. "Okay, now it's Mrs. Kyouya Ootori. You're name made me smile, by the way."

Mimi- I don't know you IRL but based on this Fanfiction, you kind of remind me of Hungary.

"Hungary, eh? Cool!"

Iggy- I dare you to go online and look up "Hardtack" which was a food that Americans in the military used to eat. Now, I want you to make some hardtack and try to eat it. That is what your scones taste like to all countries but you, who apparently has no tastebuds.

"Why do you all insist on calling me Iggy, really?" Arthur asked with an irritated sigh. "Anyways, unfortunately for you, I have been banned from cooking under Mimi's orders. Though I am sure that it tastes utterly horrible."

America- I know that you've been searching on google for more USUK pictures and want to tell you to make sure that you always clear your history afterwards.

"Oh yeah, than- Wait a minute, no! No! I do no such thing, dude!"

"Yeah, sure Alfred." Mimi giggled. "Okay, I think that's it for now. You may go now."

-Watches moth continually run into ceiling- I wonder if it'll get a headache from hitting it's head over and over again... Hmm... Oh! Guys, I'm taking writing prompts on tumblr. Just thought I'd let ya know. And I'm kinda bored right now so... Does anyone wanna chat or something? -Puppy dog eyes- Please?

Important message - Oh, and hey, I've decided that some of the questions won't be answered here. No, instead some will be answered privately in like a PM or something. Don't get me wrong, I love all of your questions, but some of them I'm having trouble with fitting in the story, or you've just asked so many questions that it wouldn't be fair to others if I answered all of them. Don't worry though, ALL questions will be answered... Is that alright with you guys?