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Chapter 7: First Time with the Akatsuki

I followed the quick pacing steps of the over excited Tobi, and looked around the halls as I quickly passed by. A lot of parts had holes in the walls, I was tempted to ask Tobi why but I assumed that he would not know.

Tobi then made a sharp turn into a room; I was spacing off and walked right past the room, looking at the hall still.

"HEYYYYYY SUUKIIIII ITTTTSS THHHIISS ROOOOOOOOM!" Tobi yelled to me, only 2 doors away. His yell scared the shit out of me so I screamed. I turned around and scratched my head, for being completely stupid… again.

I walked back to the room, stepped in, and jacked the seat next to Tobi; the one Deidara was about to sit in.

*THUMP*

"HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR UN!" Deidara screamed to me from the floor as I sat in the chair.

"My chair blondie." I mumbled, sitting into the chair I named for myself, grabbed a piece of pokey out of my secret pokey stash and slowly munched on it. Pein had a sweat drop on his forehead as he glared at me for interrupting what he was saying.

"As I was saying..." Pein continued on, "I would like to know who brought the new member in… without my permission." Pein added emphasizing his key words. I heard Kisame chuckle as he eyed Itachi who had a frustrated look on his face. Pein looked to the Uchiha.

"Hn." Itachi muttered. "I tried contacting. You're the one who didn't answer me." Itachi stated, his ego getting the best of him.

"There he goes again, acting like he's all great." Coal muttered, annoyed by the Uchiha.

"SHUT YOUR LITTLE MOUTH COAL!" Scarlet yelled from across the table.

"NO YOU SHUT UP EGO LOVER!" Coal yelled in reply.

"YOU LOVE AN UCHIHA TOO BITCH!" Scarlet added, escalating the tension in the room.

This went on for about 10 minutes. Coal and Scarlet going back and forth. Everyone was about to leave the room when my patience came to its boil.

"CAN'T YOU BOTH SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS? PEIN IS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING IMPROTANT! SO SIT YOUR LITTLE ASSES DOWN AND CONTINUE YOUR STUPID BICKERING AFTER THE MEETING AND WHEN LEADER IS DONE!" I yelled to the 14-year-olds, slamming my hands down on the table. They quickly shut up, and sat down in their seats; giving me a death glare. I held myself from flicking them off.

The other Akatsuki, who were getting up to leave from the fighting, looked at me in shock but sat back down. After an awkward silence, Pein continued again.

"Well, Itachi, I was going to continue by saying that I accept your recruit into the team, since we were odd numbers and Uke still needs a partner." Pein said, looking at Uke, who was startled awake from my yelling and was completely confused about what was going on.

Pein then looked at me, I nodded in approval. "Alright, meeting adjured." Pein muttered, standing up and leaving the room. The rest of the Akatsuki stayed, waiting to see what will happen. I got up to leave, but was stopped by Coal and Scarlet.

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL US OUT LIKE THAT!" They yelled to me.

"You have no right to interrupt the meeting." I muttered, walking past them, completely bored. They stood there, shocked/pissed at me. I saw Tobi down the hall.

"" I yelled, running down the hall, my arms spread out like wings. I tackle hugged him, and he fell to the floor.

"Suki-kun!" Tobi yelled cheerfully, getting off of the floor and jumping around excitedly.

"Let's go to the bar!" I announce cheerfully, jumping up and down too.

"Bar?" Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan and another man stated curiously, their heads popping out of each of their rooms.

"Yeah, you guys want to go?" I asked them, throwing on the cloak the Tobi just handed me.

"Hn." Itachi replied, stepping out.

"Sure un!" Deidara said, joining the trio.

"Okay." Sasori, Kisame, and Hidan replied

"Who's paying?" The other man asked me.

I sighed at the man, for I didn't meet him yesterday. "And you are...?" I asked him waiting for a reply.

"I'm Kakuzu." The man bluntly replied. "Now who is paying?" He asked me. I shrugged my shoulders.

"Whoever gets drunk first?" I smirked devilishly. The men accepted the challenge I set forth.

"Hey Uke! Want to go to the bar with us?" I yelled across the hall. She turned to look at me.

"I'm only 14!" She yelled back. Looking at me confused.

"And?" I called back; ready to let her try her 1st glass of alcohol, to celebrate our partnership.

She shrugged her shoulders and came along. Coal and Scarlet didn't trust me at all so they came along. I told them I would get them something too but they said no thanks. I shrugged me shoulders to them.

When we got to the bar, it wasn't that busy. We sat in the booths, we filled 2 of them. I ordered Uke something light and handed it to her. She looked at me nervously. "Don't worry, I'm supposed to be 14 too, but then I got trapped into this jutsu that ages you. The first cup is always the weirdest, but I picked you something that was sweet." I explained to her as I drank out of my glass freely.

She took slow hesitant sips, afraid of what might happen. After a while, we found a huge table so all of us can sit together. It was a complete mess, Coal and Scarlet ended up getting drunk right away because Deidara wanted to see what would happen if they drank. They are angry drunks. The boys and I agreed they can't be the ones to pay because they were not included in the bet. It was me against the guys.

After a while, Uke got slightly buzzed, then buzzed turned to drunk, she was a happy drunk; but was clumsy, which everyone who was buzzed assured me. After a while, I noticed the men were cheating, and suggested we play some beer pong. They agreed quickly.

We all set beer pong up at the same time, so it would be equal on who would be getting drunk 1st or not. We quickly began. At first it was just for fun, and then it turned into a race. Everyone was rushing to finish, they were chugging down their cups. I quickly got into their racing spirit.

Deidara got drunk first. Ha-ha, that wimp. Soon after, everyone else got drunk too. Tobi, who just came to watch the show, stole Deidara's wallet, and paid for the many drinks we had. We all were leaving; Tobi had to lead the way, because we forgot where to go.

Scarlet was on Itachi as they walked home, the Uchiha didn't seem to mind. Coal and Uke trailed along behind them singing a song I haven't heard of before. Kisame walked with Sasori, and Deidara trailed at the end with me.

I was too drunk to realize the things we were talking about, and he was awfully close to me, I kept noticing Tobi looking back at us, but looking back ahead. Deidara's arm was around my shoulder, and when I shivered in the fall cold he pulled me closer.

"You know, I'm glad that you're in the organization now un." The drunken Deidara stated.

"Oh you don't think that." I stammered, my drunk slowly turning into a heavy buzz.

"Oh, but I do un." Deidara whispered in my ear, him looking intently into my eyes. I stayed staring at them, I realized we stopped walking. I looked to see if I could find the group, but they were gone.

"Fuck." I said aloud as it came into realization. We were lost. My heavily buzzed turned into a light buzz.

"What is it un?" the blond asked me, concern in his eyes. He seemed to only be buzzed now.

"W-were lost." I stuttered, looking into his eyes, fully concerned.

"No were not un." Deidara smiled to me. I looked at him confused, we were lost. Deidara smiled again and grabbed onto my hand, leading the way into one direction. Eventually, we finally reached the cave base.

Before we went into the cave, Deidara stopped me, and looked into my eyes. "I like girls who are tough, un." He growled to me, as he gently kissed my lips. I didn't know what was happening, and it quickly ended. I stared confused at Deidara, who was smiling at me, I wasn't buzzed anymore.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" I yelled to the blond man, who was now confused. I rushed into the cave, and entered the base. I ran up the stairs and down the hall, Tobi and I's room was at the end of the hall. Blondie was chasing after me.

I got to the room and ran in, slamming the door shut. I heard a knock at the door and then someone whining. "Let me in Suki-kun." Deidara asked me in a pouty voice. I ignored the blond and walked to the bed that was closest. I slumped into it, I felt someone next to me, but I ignored it and quickly fell asleep.

I woke up in the morning with a huge ass headache. I grumbled as I sat up in the bed, rubbing my eyes, and then shielding them from the blinding sun filling the room. I looked to my side and saw Tobi laying in the bed. I was so startled that I fell off.

"Wha- Why are you in my bed?" I asked startled.

"Noooooo! Tobi is a good boy! YOU were in MY bed!" Tobi counter attacked, jumping to his feet and then pointing to me accusingly. I replayed last night in my head, and realized that he was right. I scratched my head and gave him the 'sorry' look.

I then quickly got up and moved to my cabinet, I grabbed some training clothes and ran into the hall. After 10 minutes of looking for a bathroom, I ran in, jumped into the shower and jumped out, I changed, and was butting my bangs in a clip to keep them out of my face when I heard a knock on the door.

"What?" I called, working on the clip.

"I-It's me… I need to take a shower un." It was Deidara; he obviously remembered what happened last night. I sighed.

"I'm almost done." I muttered as I finished my bangs. Deidara ignored this and just walked in the bathroom. I had everything on except for my shirt, because I don't like to wear a shirt when I do my hair. He looked at me, turned red, and then looked away.

"Dumbass. I said I was almost done. Not hey I'm done in here, just walk on in!" I grumbled to the blond as I threw my shirt on.

"I thought you meant that you were done changing un!" Deidara defended himself, getting ready to take a shower himself. I rolled my eyes and attempted to leave the bathroom, the blond stopped me. I looked at him annoyed.

"I need to train." I muttered and tried to leave again, but he still wouldn't let me. I looked at him again. "What do you want?" I asked, still annoyed.

"What do you think of me?" The blond man asked. I looked at him, I had just met him and he expects me to know how I feel about him already.

"I-I don't know. I just met you, and a lot of things are going on." I stated as I shoved part his arm and walked out. I walked into the living room and saw Uke lying on the couch. "Hey Uke, get up, were training." I shook the child awake; I was answered with a swing to my face.

"AHH! MY DAMN HEAD HURTS!" Uke yelled, then looking at me, obviously tired. I quickly got up and found something that is used for hangovers. I made it quickly and gave it to her. After a couple of minutes, I noticed she wasn't that annoyed and I urged her to go and train with me.

We first ran to increase our speed as a group, we ran around the cave about 5 times. I decided to make it more fun so I tagged Uke. "YOU'RE IT! WHEN YOU CATCH ME, WE CAN BE DONE WITH RUNNING FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!" I called to Uke as I ran away from her. And the game was on.

Uke chased me for about 4 hours until she finally tagged me. I smiled at her. "Congratulations, you just did a weeks' worth of training in one day!" I congratulated the slightly tired Uke from chasing me. We quickly had lunch and began on our chakra training.

"Uke, are you interested in dreams?" I asked her, she stared and then thought of my question. She shrugged her shoulders. I smiled. "Then I want to teach you the nightmare jutsu." I replied, excited. Uke looked at me confused. I sighed. "It's a jutsu where it allows you to morph into anything to manipulate your opponent, it is best used when you're battling alone and the enemy has no allies with them." I replied, looking into Uke's eyes.

"Teach me." Uke said determination filling her eyes. I smiled to her and called Deidara over to be our test dummy. He was still mad at me to he walked away saying "Hell no un." I saw Hidan walk by and I then asked him. He said yes, but only if I could spar with him after. I agreed, and began to show Uke the hand signs. After many times, she remembered how the signs were supposed to be like, and gave it a whirl. The air around us turned to mist, and I saw a Uke form into a small wolf. She came up to me and growled happily. I nodded in approval.

"In only a matter of time, you will be able to make a full fledge fear with just a blink of an eye." I stated, "Now when you have mastered this skill, your nightmares should look like this…" I finished as I began doing the hand signs, I said the jutsu aloud so Uke could hear where I am in the forming fog, that was increasingly dense.

I looked and found the area where Hidan was, he was sleeping while Uke was practicing and now he was wide awake, curious where the mist had come from. My body formed into a man, he looked exactly like Hidan, but he was taller and his muscles were broader.

I approached Hidan, "Hidan, I am here to get you." The transformed me's husky voice announced. Hidan turned his head; he was crawling out of his skin from the voice.

"WHO THE FUCK IS THERE!" A confused Hidan yelled.

"Behind you." I said in a deeper husky voice. Hidan turned to face me, his face turned white as a ghost, and then he screamed. It was blood curdling. Thinking that Hidan was being attacked by something, the other Akatsuki rushed into the dying fog.

I slowly transformed back into the original me, Uke behind me laughing her ass off at Hidan who just screamed like a girl. After Hidan realized that I was the one that did then pulled out his scythe and pinned my neck in between the blades on a tree.

Pein asked what was going on.

"Hidan said that we could train on him! I was teaching Uke the nightmare jutsu!" I chimed in, still pinned on the tree. Pein looked to Hidan and ordered him to release me, which he didn't do. I did a transfer jutsu to get out of the death hold. I poofed next to Hidan.

"Okay Hidan, we can spar now." I muttered calmly, pulling out a weapon.

"I will sacrifice you to Jashin!" Hidan stated confidently. Pulling his weapon out of the tree to attack me.