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Disclaimer: I forgot it last time, but you all know I only own Suki!

A/N: I'm watching Flapjack at the moment, why? Because I have nothing else to do. So I decided to write chapter 8 of my story before I go to babysit 2 little children. It's shocking that today feels so…..depressing outside. This chapter is more of something random to do because it seems fun to do :)

Chapter 8: The Art of Stalking

I woke up early in the morning; the sun hasn't risen just yet. I slipped on some clothes to where people won't fully recognize me as an Akatsuki and I snuck out of the room, where a still sleeping Tobi was. I walked down the hall quickly, trying to do so quietly, when I tripped on someone. It was still dark so I didn't notice the body. I fell flat on my face.

"What'd you do that for un!" The person I tripped over yelled to me, it was Deidara.

"Says the dumb ass sleeping on the floor in the hall!" I yelled back as I began to get up, rotating my wrist that began to hurt. Blondie got up too; he eyed what I was wearing.

"Why aren't you wearing your cloak un?" He asked my suspiciously. I blushed a little and looked to the side.

"…well, I'm going into town…to…get some things." I lied, looking away from the man's face.

"Then I'll go with you un." He stated as he started the walk down the hall to the living room.

"I prefer to go by myself." I stated, staying where I was. He turned to eye me again.

"People going into town to 'get things' have nothing to hide un." He stated as he began to walk again.

"Fuck." I said quietly as I trailed behind the blond. We walked silently to the town. To respect my stealth self, Deidara decided to not wear his cloak too. We stepped into the town, *Where to stalk…* I thought to myself as I looked around at all the buildings.

I saw a woman with red hair walk into a dress shop. I smirked and walked into the same shop. Deidara eyed my suspiciously again but walked into the store with me. "Help me pick something out." I muttered to Deidara, still watching the woman. He nodded to me, not really wanting to be there, but that's his fault.

*Go into the 3rd isle, the green dresses are there.* I sent to the woman who was happening to be looking for a green dress. She looked around startled, shrugged it off, and walked into isle 3. I didn't follow her just yet; I went into the bathroom real quick. I made a clone of me, got it to transform into a different looking woman, and ordered her to follow the one woman.

I walked back to where Deidara, "Come on, let's got into the 2nd isle." I muttered to the blond. Deidara grunted but continued to follow. I walked to where the blue dresses were, and picked a blue and black one with grey ribbons at the bottom with belt buckles on it, and of course, it was poufy. I walked to the clanging rooms; the red head was there with my clone, trying on a beautiful short silky green dress.

My clone and I nodded in approval, and then I walked into the changing room, and threw on the dress. I walked out to Deidara; he gave me an approving glance. I threw back on my previous clothes, and then looked at my clone, so told the women she had to leave and left to go to the outside world. After a few moments, I felt her poof back to me, and the entire woman's information was in my head. I smiled in triumph.

I paid for the dress and walked into the party store. Deidara eyed me again. I looked to him. "I'm throwing a surprise party for Hidan, it's more of an apology for scaring him and for letting him win when we were sparring. He's pretty pissed at me at the moment." I explained to Deidara.

"Oh so that woman is going to be used as a sacrifice he can give to Jashin un." Deidara stated, putting the two together. I chuckled and scratched my head.

"Yep! And that's why I wanted to go by myself. I already have everything hidden in my room but nooo you had to be sleeping in the hallway." I grumbled, rolling my eyes at the blond. He looked at me annoyed.

"It's not my fault that Uke locked my door and then poofed into her room un!" Deidara complained to me, I chuckled at the thought of my partner.

"I actually paid her to do that last night." I chuckled sticking out my tongue and winked. Deidara looked pissed now.

"IM GONNA BLOW YOU UP UN!" Deidara yelled, chasing me out of the store. I ran, but a clay bomb landed in front of me.

*BOOM*

"FUCK!" I yelled loudly as I fell into the crater the bomb created. Deidara jumped on me and pinned me to the ground.

"So YOU paid her! AHH! I'm gonna get you un!" Deidara yelled to me. I looked at the blond on top of me now, and then eyed the crowd circling the crater he created. I sucked in a huge heap of air.

"!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, scaring the shit out of Deidara. He quickly jumped off of me and looked at the crowd that was now glaring at him.

"No no no! I'm not harming her that way! Come on Suki, let's get home." Said a highly nervous Deidara, who was rushing to get out of the area. I chuckled and quickly stood up. I eyed my bag that Deidara now had in his hands. I dropped it when I ran away from him; I didn't know that he picked it up. I snatched the bag from the mouthy hands and turned to walk to base.

I stopped after a while, and turned to look at Deidara. I realized that I had to get the sacrifice for tonight so I quickly poofed into the woman I used to 'befriend' the red head. Deidara was caught off guard from my action and looked at me curious again. I explained to him what I had to do. Deidara was now officially apart of the surprise party planning.

I arrived at the red heads house in about 5 minutes. Her name I learned was Jashe, which sounds a lot like Jashin, so she would be the perfect sacrifice. We went for a 'walk'. Basically I was leading her to the Akatsuki base, where I had Deidara hiding there to drug the woman and to later get Sasori to give her paralyzing poison so she can't run away.

When we arrived to the base, the woman was startled to see Deidara, but was quickly turned to pissed and betrayal as she passed out from the drugs that Deidara injected in her. Deidara slumped her over his shoulders and we walked into the base. Luckily, Sasori was up and in the living room. Sasori eyed the woman when we walked in.

"Hey, can you inject this person with paralyzing poison that won't kill her?" I asked Sasori, "I'm throwing a surprise party for Hidan as apology for what happened this past week." I explained in a whisper. Sasori nodded and took the body from Deidara, he turned back to me. "Only if I can experiment on you. If you deny I tell Hidan what you are planning." Sasori stated with a grin.

I sighed. "Okay. As long as I don't end up dying, losing my hair, get any shorter, or turn into a boy." I bargained to the puppet. He nodded, smirking as he walked away.

Itachi saw the body while Sasori carried her to his room. We explained to him, and then I had three people in on the party with me. After explaining to him, Scarlet, Coal, and Uke came up and asked what was going on. I explained to them too and the wanted to help too.

"Uke, get Pein for me." I ordered, she nodded and soon came back with him. I asked him to get Hidan to go on a quick mission with Uke, Coal, and Scarlet that would take about 5 hours. He said he would, but asked why. I explained to him too, and he nodded.

Soon Hidan, Uke, Scarlet, and Coal were off on their mission. Hidan was completely clueless on what was going on. As soon as they left I raced to my room. "Suki, what is this stuff for?" Tobi asked me, excited, holding up the party stuff.

"I'm throwing a surprise party for Hidan! Want to help?" I asked excitedly. Tobi nodded in excitement and pulled the party things into his hands and rushed out into the living room. "HEY EVERYONE! I NEED YOUR HELP!" I yelled as I ran down the hall. Itachi, Kisame, and Konan followed me down the hall.

"Okay, I'm throwing a surprise party for Hidan, who wants to help me and Tobi set up?" I asked the group of people. A few nodded, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Kisame walked out of the room, refusing to help us. Pein, Konan, Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori stayed to help. I got Konan to make a bunch of food for the party, got Sasori to make a ritual section for the sacrificing for Jashin, and had everyone else help me set up the usual party stuff.

We finished everything in 4 hours. We quickly went up stairs and changed into party clothes. I threw on the short poufy blue and black dress that I picked out earlier. After everyone gotten down stairs, we hid and got ready to surprise Hidan. After about 20 minutes, we heard the door swing open. We jumped out of our hiding place and yelled 'Surprise!' to the group. Hidan looked pissed, but that's normal.

The party was a hit. Hidan accepted my apology when he saw the sacrifice I gotten him, he said it was the perfect sacrifice for Jashin. Close to the end of the party, Sasori walked up behind me and tapped my shoulder. I turned to look at him; he had a smirk on his face.

"Experimenting starts now." He stated. Before I could even react, a needle was put into my neck. A few seconds later a turned into a hamster.

"HEY I WASN'T READY!" I yelled to him. Luckily, I still had my voice.

"You never said when I wasn't allowed to start!" Sasori chuckled to me as he picked me up and placed me into a hamster ball. He set me on the floor so I could roll around. Uke came up out of nowhere. "Good news! You're not my guinea pig anymore!" Sasori stated to Uke. Her eyes got big as she fist pumped the air happily.

Sasori left and came back with an antidote to the thing he gave me earlier. He injected it into me, without taking me out of the ball yet. As I morphed into myself, I broke the ball after a while. "YOU COULD OF TOOK ME OUT OF THE BALL FIRST!" I yell to Sasori, who was laughing at me now.

The thing was, I shrank out of my dress, and now I'm completely naked. In front of all men too, well except the four girls. "AND YOU COULD OF TAKEN ME SOMEWHERE ELSE SO NO ONE WOULD SEE ME!" I yelled now, realizing my nudeness. Deidara threw his cloak onto me, grabbed my dress, and took me to my room to change.

The whole time, he was crimson red. I soon as we got to my room, I threw the dress on, and walked back out. "Jeeeez. He did that on purpose." I pouted, handing Deidara his cloak. We walked down the hall and into the living room. Where now everyone was watching the sacrificing. The woman had the most fear in her eyes, but she was still unable to move.

After the sacrifice, the party started up again. This time Hidan was the one messing with me. "Hey bitch. You looked better before you had the dress on." He stated, looking me up and down, and beginning to invade my space.

"Bitch, back the fuck up." I snarled to Hidan as I backed away from him, getting pinned to the wall.

"Why the fuck should I?" He snarled to me, a smirk on his face.

"Because I said so bitch. Now back. The fuck. Up." I hissed in his face. He pushed me back into the wall.

Deidara, Tobi, and Sasori placed a hand on Hidan's shoulders. Hidan turned to glare at the three. "Dude. She said back up un." Deidara stated, looking Hidan in the eyes.

"Not cool Hidan." Sasori added, trying to pull him away from me.

"Tobi thinks she doesn't want people near her right now." Tobi finished annoyance in his voice. Hidan turned to glare at me, and then walked away.

"Thanks." I said to the three, and walked off to my room. "Jeez. Today was exhausting." I mumbled to myself as I entered the room. I plopped on my bed and quickly fell into deep slumber.