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Disclaimer: Don't own this chiz. Ugh. Putting this is annoying!
A/N: This is not to offend anyone…Penis :) Let see who can say it loud enough! MWAHAHAHAHA! And I haven't been home for more than an hour today. That is shocking for me o.o
Chapter 9: Akatsuki Boredom
It's been a week since I threw the surprise party for Hidan, and now he's been getting wayyyyyy too touchy feely lately. But Deidara has been beating him up for me so it's all good. Tobi is moral support, and Sasori has been laying off on the random experiments.
I woke up as the light hit into the room. I was having trouble breathing. I sprang up from my bed, thinking that I was having a panic attack, and ran into the bathroom. I turned the water on steaming hot and jumped in with my sleeping clothes still on. Steamy showers always calmed my panic attacks.
Steam filled the room; it was practically like I was in a room full of water. My heavy breathing subdued. I took a deep breath, let it out, and then turned off the shower. I wiped away the fog on the mirror, and I looked at my reflection. I stared for a moment and became into realization.
"SASORI! WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE GILLS!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, looking at my morphed neck. I heard someone dying of laughter from across the base. Tobi walked into the bathroom and looked at me. He noticed my soaking bed clothes, but shrugged it off.
"Tobi, can you get something that I can put over my head and fill it with water?" I asked the masked criminal, giving him a pouty face.
"Tobi will Suki-kun!" Tobi announced, skipping out of the room. He came back a few minutes later with a round glass helmet. I looked at the top and there was a hole. I nodded and placed it on my head, and then filled it with water.
"Oh Sasori! I'm going to kill you!" I sang down the hall, finally reaching the puppets room. I smashed the door open and walked into his room. He side glanced me, smirking.
"I see you're up. How was your sleep?" The red head asked me, going back to the puppet he was working on. I glared at him.
"Yeah. I woke up because I was having a PANIC ATTACK!" I yelled to the puppet. He chuckled, and then turned to look at me. He chuckled again and looked away. I stomped up to his working desk. Before I could yell at him, he grabbed a needle, and stuck it into my arm.
"Hey! What was that?" I yelled, looking at the place a needle just was.
"The antidote." Sasori mumbled, continuing on his puppet.
"The wha-." I was cut off from the lack of ability to breath. I swallowed a huge gulp of water. I tried to pull off the helmet, but it was stuck. I tapped on Sasori's shoulder. He turned to look at me, and then sighed.
"Deidara! Suki is drowning!" Sasori called, a thump came from the room next to his. The blond rushed into the room panicked. He didn't notice me at first.
"What!" Deidara yelled to Sasori. Sasori pointed to me, who was now turning blue. He looked at me and ran over.
"The helmet is stuck; you have to break it off her." Sasori commented, watching Deidara trying to pull it off my head. Deidara looked me in the eyes and mouthed 'sorry.' Before I knew it, the helmet was shattered off me, and my head smacked into the wall.
"AH FUCK!" I screamed, rubbing the side of my head. Coughing out a bunch of water, I looked up at Deidara and nodded thanks. Deidara nodded back and then looked to the amused Sasori.
"The experiments need to stop. And I mean right now un!" Deidara yelled to him. His smirk disappeared, and he looked to Deidara.
"You don't tell me what to do. And plus, she agreed to this." Sasori stated, looking at the angry blond.
"She didn't know you were going to almost kill her un!" The blond yelled. I stood up and put a shoulder on Deidara. He turned to look at me. "Stay out of this! This is none of your concern un!" He yelled to me. I looked at him like he was the stupidest person in the world.
"Deidara, it IS my concern because your fighting about ME. Now can you go? I can solve my own problems." I stated to the blond man, my voice escalating on every word. He glared at me, and then looked away.
"You're a bitch un." He mumbled, walking out of the room.
"OH FUCK NO. GET YOUR SKINNY ASS BACK IN HERE!" I yelled after Deidara.
"NO UN!" He yelled back. I looked at Sasori's wall, and punched a huge ass hole in it.
"FUCKING BLOND!" I yelled to the wall, punching it again. I then looked to Sasori. "I'll fix that later. But, I don't really want to get experimented on anymore, so stop. And as for now, let Uke know I'm taking a nap." I muttered to the puppet. I left his room and went into Tobi and I's.
"That ass hole." I grumbled as I slumped on my bed. I grabbed a couple kunai with strings attached to them. I threw them one by one onto the ceiling, and then pulled them off.
*thump**Thump**THUMP*
*thump**Thump**THUMP*
This went on for the rest of the day. I got multiple knocks on the door, with people telling me to come out and eat, or to quit making so much noise. I ignored all the requests.
*THUMP THUMP THUMP*
"Hey Suki. There's a mandatory meeting. Get out here and meet up in the meeting room." Pein ordered me through the door. I grumbled and got out of bed.
"Of course when I want to stay in my room this happens." I grumbled, taking my time to go to the meeting room. When I got to the door, I dragged my feet into the room. The only seat that was open was next to Deidara. I sighed, grabbed the seat, pulled it to the wall, and sat down.
Pein glared at me. "Get your chair back to the table and stop messing around." He ordered me. I glared at him for a while, and stood up. I threw the chair to where it was and plopped down. I sighed every once in a while during the meeting. He was forbidding Sasori to be able to experiment on any other Akatsuki members.
"And for you." Pein said pointing to me, I looked at him briefly. "You are not allowed to throw kunai onto your ceiling, and you are to fix Sasori's wall right now." He yelled to me. I glared at leader-sama.
"I told Sasori that I was going to fix it later." I stated, as I glared at the blond next to me. "and if someone didn't piss me off then we wouldn't be in this situation." I muttered, crossing my arms, staring expressionless at Pein who was now rubbing him temples.
After talking about some other important stuff, Pein announced that the meeting was now over. I sprang up, and attempted to rush out of the room, but someone stopped me by taking hold of my arm. I turned to look at who it is.
"What do you want blond?" I growled, trying to release his hand mouth from my arm. He had it bite me. "Ouch! Let me go dammit!" I yelled to the blond who was now looking into my eyes. The hand bit down harder. After I felt my skin break, I stopped struggling to get away. I glared at the blond, who now let everyone else leave the room.
"I will ask again. What do you want?" I questioned Deidara.
"To apologize for this morning un." He stated, pulling me closer to him. "You know, you blood tastes pretty good un." He added in a growl. I ignored the comment.
"Why did you get pissed at me?" I questioned, narrowing my eyes. The blond sighed to me, rubbing his temples as he thought of what to say. He released my arm now. I looked at it to see a fresh cut, but not bleeding as much as it did.
He looked up from his thinking. "Because I don't like to see you get hurt un." He stated thoughtfully, looking me in the eyes. I looked away from him, I wasn't really embarrassed by what he said. I still had feelings for Kinoto, but I knew he will never come back.
"What's wrong un?" Deidara asked, catching the sadness that flashed into my eyes, but went away when I thought of what happened to me since I left.
"It's nothing important. Just my old squad." I stated, shrugging off the thought of them deciding to leave me.
"What about them un? Don't you like staying here?" He asked me, sadness in his voice.
"I love being here! It's just that they left me before I met Itachi and Kisame at the bakery shop. I don't remember when they said they were going to visit, and if they were even going to." I trailed off, looking at the door. I was eager to leave the room.
Before Deidara could comment on what I was saying, Pein stopped in the doorstep. He had stuff for fixing plaster. He tossed the plaster bucket to me, I caught it quickly, and had enough time to dodge the smoother thingy for plaster he threw to me; It stuck into the wall. I looked at leader-sama.
"Now get that done before I make you fix the whole house up!" Pein barked to me. I nodded okay. When Pein walked out of the doorway, I turned to Deidara.
"I have to go fix that wall. See ya." I stated annoyed, walking out of the door. I slowly walked to Sasori's room. The door was back up on its hinges. This time I knocked, so I wouldn't have to fix that too.
"Come in." I heard Sasori faintly say from his room. I walked in, closed the door, and walked to the wall next to his working desk. He turned to look and see who it was.
"You know that it's bad to wear clothes when there wet?" Sasori asked me, looking at my night clothes.
"They're not wet." I mumbled, beginning to work on the wall. I made a huge ass hole. I knew it was going to take a while.
"But they were." Sasori pointed out. I sighed and looked at the puppet. He was smirking at me as I fixed his wall.
"What do you want me to do? Change and then come and fix your wall?" I asked, hands on my hips now.
"Well now that you suggested…." Sasori chuckled. "You might as well." He finished. I smirked. Thinking of an oh so evil plan.
"Okay then I will!" I stated to the red head. I turned and walked out of his room, and I walked over to Uke's.
"Hey Uke! Do you have something slutty I could borrow?" I asked my teammate who was sitting on her bed.
"Are you saying I wear slutty clothes?" She asked me, sounding offended.
"NOOOOO! I was just thinking that since you do that cosplay stuff sometimes, I wanted to know if you had a short skirt and a tube top, oo and some bunny ears!" I assured, listing the stuff I needed.
"Oh yeah!" Uke announced, rushing into her closet, pulling the three things I needed out. She handed them to me. "There a little small since I'm only 14." Uke stated.
"That makes it even better." I smirked.
After I changed I snuck to Sasori's room and knocked on the door. He mumbled come in. I walked into the door.
I made my cheeks flush red, and I turned into my inner Hinata. "S-Sasori-kun, I-I'm here t-to fix the w-wall." I stuttered, looking at the broken wall with bug eyes.
"Why are you-" Sasori cut of mid sentence when he turned around on his chair. He blushed a deep red. "Why are you wearing that Suki?" Sasori asked me, trying to sound mean. But it was too late, I saw his blush.
"You didn't say what to wear." I stated in a pouty voice, walking up to the wall. Sasori at first didn't watch me work, but then when he was able to compose himself he turned to watch me. I began to purposefully mess up with the plaster.
"You're plastering it wrong." Sasori mumbled. I turned to look at him, my devil side showing out. I smirked at him.
"Can you show me Saso-kun?" I cooed to the red head.
"Saso-kun?" He questioned the nickname, raising his eyebrow.
"You don't like it?" I asked in a pouty voice, staring at him with my puppy dog eyes. Sasori sighed, and got up from his place and to the wall. He made me scoot over and he took the plaster thing from my hand. He began to show me how to plaster it.
I leaned in behind him, watching how he plastered, even though I knew how to. This was all just to get a rise out of Sasori. I purposefully breathed on his neck, but not super intently, just lightly so he wouldn't know I was messing with him.
When he finished showing how to do the plastering, he handed me the plaster thingy, and I began plastering how I originally was before he was watching. Someone barged through the door. "Sasori I w-." It was Deidara; he stopped talking when he saw me. I turned to see the blond in a really deep shade of red. His blush made me blush too.
"H-hey Deidara." I stuttered, looking at the second blond in the room. He scratched the back of his head and averted his gaze away from my eyes.
"I'll ask you later un." Deidara mumbled, walking out of the door to hide his blush. I tuned into Deidara's mind as I was working.
*I… Didn't expect to see her dressed like that… Oh I am so going to kill Sasori next time we are alone. I can't believe he made her wear that! And she saw me blush! AHH! Why is this day so damn confusing! Jeez un!* Deidara thought as he entered his room. I couldn't help but giggle at his thoughts. Sasori looked at me suspiciously.
"How is working funny?" Sasori asked me, looking at me confused.
"Oh I was just thinking about something…" I semi-lied because it WAS a thought that I chose to go into MY head. I decided I was going to talk to Deidara mind wise.
*Hey Dei, can you hear me?* I asked the blond next door.
"Yeah what do you want un?" Deidara called back.
*No dumbass! Just think what you say! People are going the think you're crazy!* I yelled to Deidara.
"The only one they'll think is crazy is you un!" Deidara yelled, his voice rising on every word. I heard footsteps stomping in the hall. The door burst open; it was none other than Deidara. I glared at him.
*IM TELEPATHIC DUMBASS!* I screamed into Deidara's mind. He fell backward after he watched my mouth not move at all when I yelled to him. Sasori was chuckling from behind me. I knew he believed me know. He shook his head and left from the opening of the door.
I quickly finished plastering the wall and poofed myself into my room. I didn't want Hidan to see me in this for I probably will 100% get raped. I threw on clothes that were baggier and revealed less, and dragged out into the hallway and into the living room.
I plopped onto the couch and drifted off to sleep there.
A/N: THIS IS THE END OF CHAPTER 9! I hope dearly that you guys like it! Lol I had to make a huchi momma moment in at least one Oh yeah! And pwease review? I like reviews! Even though I have like 3 lol xD
Until next time… let the force be with you!