A/N: I get an insane felling that people don't like this story. If anyone feels that I should change/edit anything PLEASE LET ME KNOW! I want to be a writer for the people, not myself! So R&R, and hopefully you love it!

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. Sue me, I dare you.

Chapter 16: Prank Wars

I woke up tiredly, rubbing my now black and blue hair, and leaned up onto my elbows. I looked into Sasuke's bed to find him tied up with a chakra rope. His complaining was muffled by a cloth in his mouth, and he was glaring at the closet. I did a few hand signs. "Wind snake jutsu." I whispered as a snake of wind rushed towards the closet, flinging it open, Hidan was in there.

I sprang to my feet just in time for his lunge. I noticed something in his hand, honey. "Why do you have honey?" I question as I braced myself for an attack, Hidan smirked.

"I'm pranking you bitch!" Hidan yelled as he filled his hands with honey and crept up slowly to me. I stepped back, but bumped into something. I looked up to see none other than Kakuzu, who had honey in his hands too.

-Few minutes later-

Hidan and Kakuzu rush out of her room, with hair covered in honey and sticking up all over the place Suki right on their tail. "I'm gonna kill you!" I yelled as I ran up to them. The chuckled and turned the corner last minute, and a banana peel right in my tracks. *Shit.* I thought as I stepped onto the peel in slow-motion, and eventually fell backwards onto my back. Tobi came out of the shadows, laughing.

"Tobi is sorry for tripping Suki-Chan! Tobi meant to trip Hidan-san! Is Suki-Chan mad at Tobi?" Tobi asked me as he helped me up; I chuckled and gave him a thumb up.

"I hereby say, since you made me trip and fall, help me get this honey out of my hair!" I stated all queen like, pointing up to my head. Tobi nodded enthusiastically as he trailed behind me towards the bathroom. I placed my head over the sink and turned on the water and made it the perfect in between temperature. This seemed like the perfect time to tell Tobi what I truly know about him.

"So…" I started, waiting till I felt that I had 'Tobi's' attention. "I know who you really are…" I continued, I felt tension in the air.

"Tobi is confused, please explain to Tobi!" He stated, finally starting to try to wash the honey out of my hair.

"I know that you are Madara." I stated, cutting straight to the point. My head was pushed into the sink.

"How do you know that?" Madara asked, finally coming out of hiding in his Tobi charade.

"I can read minds." I stated boredly, not really concerned with the pain now in my neck.

"You know I have to kill you now." He whispered into my ear. I smirked at him.

"No you don't. Your secret is safe with me." I stated, taking a hold of my hair and finishing the job. I leaned back up and began to walk out the door. "Now let's go prank people." I muttered to Madara behind me.

A/N: Sorry its short. But I'm tired and lazy and I wanted to update. So here ya go! Reviews are greatly appreciated! (: