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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (Becasue if I did I wouldn't be writing this story)

Once again, I woke one minute early. I walked out of my room and through myself onto Yume's door. Why? Because she wanted me to wake her up and I needed to wake myself up. Thump.
"Oh my Kami! What the hell was that?!" Yume shot out of her bed and sat up straight. She looked at me still body. "You know, when I said you should wake me up, I meant like a normal person." She sighed.
"Yeah but, I'm not normal." I grinned. I pushed myself off the floor and crawled to the bathroom. After a nice shower, I got dressed and went downstairs. I repeated the same steps as yesterday except this time I didn't get shouted at. As we were walking to school I tried to remember what was happening today.
"So it's History/Geography, then Science, then Citizenship, then Maths, then lunch, with The Akatsuki! And then it's Music." I reminded myself. I huge grin became plastered onto my face.
"What are you so smug about?" Yume looked at me like I was a mad man.
"Fu fu. All in good time my friend, all in good time." I did an evil laugh while Yume sweat dropped.
"Why am I friends with you?" She sighed as we entered the school building. The grin was still on my face when I sat down in my seat. I could tell Karin, Ino and Sakura were disturbed as it looked like I could kill if they moved a muscle.
"3...2...1..."
"Ok, why are you grinning like a mad man?" Karin stomped over to my desk. I didn't flinch.
"Yeah it's creeping us out!" Ino joined her.
"It's not Halloween you know!" Finally Sakura came over. They made a wall round my desk. I noticed that they were all wearing the same thing, like in Mean Girls. They were all wearing GAP hoodies.
"Ok 1. Why are you all wearing the same thing? 2. I'm happy because I get to eat lunch with The Akatsuki!" I started laughing.
"WHAT?!" Every student screamed at me.
"You never told me that you were going to eat lunch with the Akatsuki!" Yume became another addition to the human wall.
"Sasori-sempai asked me." I shrugged. Yume walked back to her desk to spread the news. "Anyway, you three didn't answer my question, why are you all wearing GAP hoodies?"
"Because we have swag!" They all posed.
"You know GAP stands for Gay And Proud and SWAG stand for 'Secretly We Are Gay'." I started laughing. All three of them were on fire.
"That's not true!" Again, they screamed at me in unison.
"The first stage is denial."
"Leave us alone!" Ino slammed her fists on my desk.
"Correction, if you haven't noticed, this is my desk and you came over to me." I leaned back in my chair. "Sayonara!" I waved goodbye as they stormed back to their seats. The bell rang and once again, Anko-sensei appeared out of nowhere. After home room the bell rang but we couldn't open the door. Anko-sensei started throwing herself against the door but it was locked from the outside.
"Attention all students. This is your principle speaking. It seems that some students have pulled a prank and has locked the doors to every single class room. They have also stolen the keys so it will at least be an hour before you can leave the classroom.
"It was probably the Sound Four." Shino said in a monotone.
"Who are the Sound Four?" I asked.
"The Sound Four are four bullies. They always pull pranks like this. Once they managed to put paint bombs in every single locker." He explained. I nodded.
"I had a hunch that this would happen! So I came prepared!" Anko-sensei announced. "WHO WANTS TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE?!" What we didn't know is that when she asked the question, it was a rhetorical question, meaning we had no choice. She had three piles of cards, one with or names on, one with truths and the other with dares. She also had a dial which said 'truth' and 'dare, so we have no choice whether it's truth or dare. She fanned out the name cards so she could see the other side.
"Hinata, pick a car, any card." She smirked. Hinata picked a random card nervously and read the name aloud.
"Nagare-chan?" She looked at me, everybody did. I moved forward and spun the dial. It landed on 'truth' so I picked up the truth card.
"What do you think about Sakura's chest?" I looked at Sakura. "What kind of truth or dare game is this?!"
"It's Anko's Truth or Dare so deal with it." Anko-sensei smiled. Sakura did some weird pose. I sighed.
"If you had no feet, would you wear socks?" I asked her.
"No." Sakura was confused.
"Then why do you wear a bra?!" I laughed. She was on fire and tried to punch me. I caught her punch.
"Also, don't buy push-up bras...cause there's nothing to push up!" I continued laughing. She was furious, so she tried to punch me but I caught her other hand.
"Sakura! Spin the dial!" Anko-sensei called her. Sakura stomped over to the dial and spun it round. It landed in between the truth and dare.
"What do I do?" She asked Anko-sensei.
"You get to decide what to do with this class." She smirked. I could see Sasuke walking away slowly.
"I bet you Anko-sensei made that up on the spot. Poor Sasuke...wait, what the hell is Sakura going to do to me!?" I gulped. Sakura started laughing, the laugh an evil villain would laugh. Ino and Karin stood next to her.
"Let's see..." She looked at everyone. "All of the guys are ok, except for Sasuke. He has to hang around with us for the whole day!" She smiled. I could see Sasuke looking like a zombie and mouthed the words 'help me!'. "For the girls...Hinata can be herself." Hinata sighed in relief and silently prayed everyone would be ok. "Tenten and Temari, you have to take out your hair bands." Tenten and Temari froze. I could tell they didn't like walking around with their hair down, neither did I. Sadly, they had no other choice. Tenten's hair was wavy and was as long as Hinata's hair. Temari's hair was just shorter then Yume's hair. The brunette and sandy blonde took their seats with blush stained on their faces. I couldn't help but look at Shikamaru who was trying to hide his blush. He looked at me with a face that screamed 'shut-up!'. I giggled to myself. I also noticed Neji blushing.
"Neji has a crush on Tenten? Oh my Kami! I need to set these people up. Maybe Ino, Sakura and Karin will stop thinking I'm a boy toy..." I couldn't help but smile at the thought.
"Yume. You have to keep five metres away from Sasuke for the whole day." Sakura pointed to Yume. Yume shrank into her chair like a raisin. That only leaves me. Oh Kami... "And as for you, Nagareboshi, you can't insult us, you can't eat anything containing sugar and you have to do everything I say." I just looked at her.
"You're not the boss of me forehead!" I flicked her forehead. She held it in pain. Just before she was about to kill me the door opened.
"Shizune?" Anko-sensei asked.
"You can go to your lessons now. As it's almost time for second lesson, you might as well go to your second lesson." She smiled and walked to the next classroom. Everyone was confused but we walked out the classroom to Science.
"That was officially the most weirdest home room I've ever attended..." I thought aloud as I took my seat next to Suigetsu.

After about half an hour of lectures about the colours of light Kurenai-sensei said she had to photocopy more worksheets so we everyone started talking.
"Hey Suigetsu?" I poked him with my pencil.
"Yeah?" He poked me back.
"You know a lot about everyone in this class right?"
"Right..."
"So I was wondering..."
"Yes..."
"Could you tell me who likes who in the class?" He stared at be blankly.
"Well, lots of people have threatened me if I told anyone but what they don't know won't hurt them. Promise you tell anyone." I nodded and smiled.
"Ok. Let's start with the people who don't like anyone. That would be: You I think, Gaara, Kankuro, Kiba I think, Sasuke, Shino, Sai I think."
"I don't have a crush on anybody but what do you mean by 'Kiba I think' and 'Sai I think'?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Sai thinks Ino is beautiful but he doesn't like her. I mean, you can think someone's hot but not like them. And I really don't know if Kiba likes someone. He keeps daydreaming and when you snap him back into reality he starts blushing, meaning he likes someone. I keep asking who he likes but he won't tell me." He explained.
"I get you." I gave him the thumbs up.
"Anyway, Yume, Ino, Sakura and Karin have a crush on Sasuke but Yume isn't a fangirl. I don't think Sasuke knows that Yume likes him. Naruto has a tiny crush on Hinata and Hinata has a huge crush on Naruto. Shikamaru has a mega crush on Temari, but I don't know about Temari. Maybe she likes Shikamaru a bit. Chouji has a crush on Ino, Lee likes Sakura but it's obvious who she likes, same goes for Ino. Neji likes Tenten and Tenten likes Neji, everybody knows but them. That's it." He said while catching his breath. "I don't know how Kurenai-sensei can give out lectures!" He joked.
"What about you?" I looked at him in the eye. He started blushing.
"I don't like anyone..." He turned his head so I couldn't see his face.
"Then why are you blushing?" I smirked. He turned back around and gave me a confused look. I grabbed his cheek and pulled it like an old person does to a child.
"Aww! Suigetsu has a crush on someone!" I giggled. His face was red with embarrassment.
"Don't tell anyone but I think I have a crush on Karin. Not a big but I like her just a little. I act like I hate so she doesn't suspect anything." He whispered in my ear.
"I promise I won't tell anyone." And with that, Kurenai-sensei walked back in with a pile of worksheets.

The bell rang it was finally time for Citizenship. Yume had warned me that our teacher, Jiraiya-sensei is a mega pervert, that's why he teaches Citizenship. Because Citizenship teaches you about SRE, Sex and Relationship Education. And unfortunately, it was that time of year for SRE. A shiver went down my spine at just the thought of it. I walked into the classroom and noticed that all of the girls were sitting on one table. I took a seat next to Temari. She looked like she wanted this class to be over, every girl did. I looked over to the boys who seemed to be quite interested in this subject.
"Perverts." Every girl on my table shared the same thought as me.
"Shouldn't we be separated for SRE?" I asked Temari.
"Yeah but we learn about STIs, STDs, HIVs-""Please be quiet before I throw up!" Tenten groaned and smacked her head on the table. I'm not going to say what happened in Citizenship. All I'm going to say is 'images'. Now it's time for Maths, I'm good at Maths. Our teacher is a guy called Asuma-sensei. He's really good teacher. All we did was some word problems. The weird thing is he was impressed that I finished first, before Shikamaru. Shikamaru has an IQ of 200+ and I finished some word problems. Shikamaru and I had nothing to do so we asked each other some riddles.
"Ok. I have a three letter word. I add one more and I get none. What's the word?" Shikamaru asked.
"One." I answered straight away. "Ok my turn. Two mothers and two daughters go into a shop. They each spend $2. Altogether, they spend $6. How is this possible?" I smirked. No one ever gets this riddle. Shikamaru thought for about 5 minutes. His face was priceless.
"Shikamaru? You ok?" Asuma-sensei saw Shikamaru's face and noticed he was confused.
"It's Nagareboshi's stupid riddle. It's so troublesome." Shikamaru sighed.
"Do you give up?" I smiled.
"Maybe..." He sighed a deeper sigh. Asuma-sensei started laughing.
"What's so funny?" Shikamaru asked.
"You don't know the answer to an easy riddle." He chuckled. "The answer is that one of them is a daughter and a mother so there's a grandmother, a mother and a daughter. Do you get it? The mother is the daughter of the grandmother yet the mother of the daughter." Asuma-sensei explained.
"Correct!" I clapped. The bell rang and it was finally lunch! When I walked out of the classroom I saw a familiar blue haired girl walking in the corridor.
"Konan-sempai!" I ran over to her. She smiled.
"Let's go!"