CHAPTER 3: TRAINING IS PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A SPORTING EVENT,
AND NOT AN X-TREME SPORT THAT CONSISTS IN TIE YOURSELF ON DA (COMPLAINTS TO COSMO AND WANDA ) RAILWAY.
Megane, Ataru and Lum arrived to a profusely Chinese-style decorated dojo. As they went in, they saw a huge hall, and at the bottom of it, there was a single fellow, screaming to a portrait of an old man, surrounded by a large amount of flowers:
"MAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEER! MAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEER!"
"Oh, way to go, man" Megane said ironically "They killed the master"
Then Ataru shouted "Sons of a…", but Megane stopped him
"Shut up, man! I don't want to get sued by Nick Park and Braniff Productions again"
"Well, we must do something, don't we?" asked Lum
"Yes indeed" Megane said. "I have a plan-B, but I don't know if it is worth to try"
"We must try anything! I want to win this match!"
"Are you sure you want to go there, Ataru?"
"Yes!"
"O.K., but don't blame it on me if you get killed"
"Why am I going to get killed? Is this coach helluva though?"
"No, it's not the coach", Megane answered
And then he brought Ataru and Lum to a nice house that had a signal which read… "TENDO". Dramatic horror fanfare here.
The bell wasn't working, so Megane started:
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEY! IS THERE ANYBODY IN THIS HOUSE?"
And then, a gorgeous girl appeared. She said:
"Hi, I'm Kasumi Tendo, Do you want something from us?"
Ataru grabbed his black agenda and said
"Yes! Your call number! I want your call number! YOUR CA…". Of course, he was zappaed.
Kasumi smiled "Hmmm… Quite a funny guy. However, wha'cha you want?"
"We want to see master Happosai…"
Just then, a window got shattered and Happosai jumped out like a Tomahawk. His target was… Lum's tiger bikini, of course! He flew and flew and encountered Ataru's famous frying pan. He flew again, higher than ever, and landed on the head of a little girl called Sakura Kinomoto (Sakura Avalon according to other sources). Then, she grabbed Happosai and hitted him with a strange mallet she was carrying. Another free flight, destination Barcelona, more exactly on the soccer stadium Camp Nou, where he was "shooted" by the leg of the soccer player Tsubasa Ozhora (Oliver Hutton according to other sources), to land finally on the head of Haruko Akagi, killing her instantly
"Ataru, are ypu a moron or what? You sent the Master to the sideral galaxies! Luckily, I have more alternatives. Look at this card"
Ataru looked at it. It read:
DRAG SLAVE GYM
DIRECTOR: AMERIA WILL TESLA SALLIUNE
COACHES: ZELGADISS GRAYWORDS
LINA AND GOURRY GABRIEW
Ataru thought for a while and said: "Gourry Gabriew! That famous wrelster that acted with a gal called Lina Inverse in tag matches, isn't it?"
"Now it's Lina Gabriew. They married", Megane said as he politely refused the offer of Mr. Tendo to get engaged with his daughter Nabiki as Ataru drank the cup of champagne that Mr. Genma Saotome was offering him for getting rid of the fuckin' old chap .
Next chapter: "SLAYING AROUND"