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Oh! The Fate of the Unfortunate Little One

By: Snotty Chim-Chim

Chapter Two: Deal With It!

Rays of light streamed in the bedroom, signifying the start of a new day. All is quiet except for the rhythmic sound emanating from a sleeping form on the bed covered with dark blue sheets. The sleeping form has a pale, handsome face combined with a mass of black hair. No one can mistake him for another person; these features can only be seen within the former prestigious clan, the Uchiha clan.

Soon, the sleeping form finally feels the rays on his face. Little by little, he opens his eyes. The sight of the ceiling greeted his newly opened eyes, he turned his head to look at the windows; the sun has already risen. He got up from his bed, with a scowl. Of course, that was expected since Uchiha Sasuke has never been in his entire life, overslept. Oops, erase that. He overslept once, after the 'phone' attack.

He walks around his room, gathering some of his usual clothes with his hands and heads for the bathroom, located outside his bedroom.

As he gets nearer, he senses another chakra, a familiar one. He stops short; the intruder is making a sound in his bathroom, apparently singing while taking a bath. He leans in and he can hear clearly what the intruder is singing.

"Monster's up

I've got so many pranks to do

But it's alright (It's okay!)

I have to taste it

It's gonna be a good day (Be a good day!)

Wake up! (Wake up!)

It's a beautiful morning

Get up! (Get up!)

Cheer the monster near ya

Wake up! (Wake up!)

It's just beautiful"

Then, the intruder chuckles.

Outside the bathroom, Sasuke scowled again. He knows the song, alright. But the dobe changed some of its lyrics and he knows who the dobe is calling a monster.

'Oh, damn that dobe, annoying me first thing in the morning. Let's see who'd be the most annoyed when he comes to the dining room.'

With that thought in mind, the Uchiha prodigy walks towards his kitchen, ready to prepare some breakfast.

It turned out that their breakfast is onigiri… again. And the said intruder is clearly pissed. Because he wants ramen for breakfast, no one can expect anything less from Uzumaki Naruto.

"Oi, Sasuke-teme! How come we have onigiri for breakfast, eh? We just had that last night!" Naruto shouted.

"That's the point." Sasuke said.

"What do you mean 'that's the point'?"

Sasuke smirked. "If you can't figure that out by yourself, it only means you really are a dobe."

"Argh! Damn you Sasuke-teme, annoying me first thing in the morning!"

Sasuke thought the same line earlier, didn't he? The only difference is, Naruto, being the loudmouth he is, said it in front of Sasuke while Sasuke only thought of it to himself.

After breakfast, Sasuke tucked the plates away and heads for the bathroom, the one located outside his bedroom. He took in the sight as he enters and called for the person who is responsible for the mess in his bathroom.

The bathtub is overflowing with water, flooding the floor and the shampoo, together with the bar of soap is sprawled on the tiles.

"Naruto!"

Naruto came scurrying in as Sasuke gave him a look of deep loathing. Naruto fights back a smile, knowing that when he did, he's as good as the wasted onigiri inside the trash can.

"What do you want now, teme?"

"WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"Huh?"

"Look at all this mess! Look at what you did!"

"Oh. You mean that?" Naruto pointed at Sasuke's back.

"Yes."

"I didn't do anything, maybe the monster did it. And he just wants to blame it all on me."

"What do you mean the monster?" Sasuke asked. He knows who Naruto is referring to, but he wants to know, just the same.

"The monster that's living here."

"You know clearly well that I'm the only one who lives here."

"You guessed right!" Naruto said, snickering.

Sasuke grabs the toilet cleaner and starts hitting Naruto out of the bathroom. Naruto received a few beating and mumbles outside the bathroom:

"Geez. You're so girly, Sasuke-teme! More like a housewife." And with that, he roared with laughter. Sasuke chucked out a bottle of shampoo, hitting Naruto on the head.

As Sasuke walks around his huge house, collecting things from various places and placing them back in the shelves, Naruto follows him like a dog. Anyone who could have seen them that time would surely squeal because of its cuteness.

Imagine a teenage boy with black hair having a blonde, five-year-old child, not to mention, a hyperactive one, follow him around. Not that he likes it, of course. The said blonde only likes to piss him off. And as Naruto follows Sasuke around, he hums his favorite song. Just to annoy Sasuke even more. And at long last, he gets his wish.

Twitch. Twitch.

Sasuke walks some more.

Naruto follows.

Twitch. Twitch.

Sasuke stopped.

Naruto stopped.

Twitch. Twitch.

Sasuke turned around and looked at Naruto.

"Why do you keep on following me?"

"Nothing. Just want to make sure that you won't leave me."

"Afraid now, are you?"

"Oh yes! I'm afraid of the monster!" Naruto said. "Help me, Sasuke-teme! The monster's glaring at me like there's no tomorrow!" Naruto added, chuckling at his own joke.

"I can kick you out of my house, you know." Sasuke stated.

"Yes, and get Tsunade-baba punish you for not finishing the mission." Naruto retorted.

That silenced Sasuke. He continues picking things.

After thirty minutes or so, Naruto is still following him. Sasuke looked down at him.

"I just realized the reason as to why you keep following me around." Sasuke blurts out.

"Oh really?" Naruto said.

"Yes."

"And the reason is?"

"The reason is that… YOU LIKE MY SCENT!"

Naruto's jaw dropped.

"Geez. You'd think I like your scent? You stink more than me."

"Excuse me. But who is the heartthrob of Konoha?"

"You. But it doesn't include the scent!"

"Oh yes it does. Do you think they'll like me at all if I stink?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh yes, because they're blinded by your looks."

"How do you know? Are you one of them?"

"Nani?"

"I said, are you one of them? One of my fan girls?"

"Eww! That's so disgusting! Imagine, drooling all the time around an ice cube."

"I didn't say you're drooling. I just asked if you are one of my fan girls." Sasuke repeated.

"But isn't that what your fan girls are doing all the time, drooling around an ice cube?"

"How do you know? Don't tell me you're following me around, are you?"

"O-o-of course! What do you think I'm doing right now? Following you!"

Sigh.

"Why can't you just close your mouth?" Sasuke said exasperatedly.

"Because I'm not Konoha's loudest ninja for nothing!" Naruto replied happily.

Sigh.

'I'm starting to have a headache.'

"I'm going out to train."

With that, Sasuke heads to his training grounds.

Author's Note:

This fic is supposed to be a one shot but since you requested for an update, here it is.

Special thanks to all the reviewers!

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