Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Naruto belongs to Sasuke.

Author's Note:

I had this sudden urge to make an omake for this fic. It's my way of thanking those who spent their time reading this.

Warning(s):

Sasuke's a bit OOC.

Very mild yaoi.

Enjoy!


Oh! The Fate of the Unfortunate Little One

By: Snotty Chim-Chim


Omake


Uzumaki Naruto frowned as he warily eyed his boyfriend's apartment. Uchiha Sasuke insisted, like always, that he was to have his breakfast at Sasuke's apartment. Ever since Sasuke's confession, Sasuke always invited him, more like goaded him, to come over his house.

But this time, Sasuke was persistent.

Frighteningly persistent. Sasuke only became this persistent if he has something up his sleeve.

Naruto remembered the phone call he received from Sasuke yesterday.


Flashback.

"Come on, Naruto. I need you to take a look at my apartment and see if the decorations I put up helped brighten my apartment." Sasuke coaxed over the phone.

"Since when do you listen to my opinions?" Naruto snarled, his ramen was cooling fast, damn it!

"Are you sure you want me to answer that question?" Sasuke smirked.

"Err... no, thanks. Alright, I'll drop by tomorrow. Can I go now? My ramen needs me." Naruto glanced at his ramen worriedly.

"Sure. See you." With that, Sasuke hung up.

Naruto immediately hung up afterwards and dashed to his ramen, their conversation momentarily forgotten.

"Ahhh… this is heaven!" Naruto said as he shoved some ramen in his awaiting mouth.


"I shouldn't have agreed on this." Naruto mumbled as he paused before knocking at Sasuke's apartment door.

"Oh, you're early!" Sasuke greeted Naruto with a big smile.

"You're in awfully good mood today." Naruto commented.

"Of course, the decorations I put up really brighten my day!"

"I see. So, may I see those decorations then?" Naruto stepped inside.

"Sure. I'm sure you'll be happy to see them." Sasuke stood back to watch as Naruto look around his apartment.

"Are you sure you put some decorations? There's nothing there." Naruto pointed to the bare wall.

"Oh! I put them in my room. We wouldn't want other people to see those now, would we?"

"Why? They're just normal decorations, I suppose."

"Nope. I'm the only one allowed to see them. I specifically asked the camera shop to give the negative back." Sasuke said smugly.

"Camera shop!?" Naruto's eyes widened. He pushed past Sasuke and opened the door leading to Sasuke's room with such brutality that it was nearly ripped off its hinges.

"What the hell!? Sasuke-teme!" Naruto gawked as he saw the entire wall of Sasuke's room covered with picture frames.

"See. I told you, you'll like them." Sasuke affirmed.

"Does this look like I liked them!?" Naruto was furious.

"Seems like it." Sasuke nodded.

"Argh! Damn it! Teme!"

"You don't like them? I love those." Sasuke mocked. Naruto didn't bother to reply.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" More than ten clones appeared.

"Rip those pictures off!" Naruto commanded his clones. "All of them!"

"Hey! Wait! I spent all afternoon putting those up! Oi, stop ripping those off!" Sasuke tried to prevent the clones but they had already ripped two-thirds of the frames.

"Take them down! Down! Down!" Naruto grinned maniacally.


As the last clone disappeared, Naruto had a smug look on his face.

"So, teme, where are your decorations?"

Sasuke was surrounded by remnants of the pictures of Naruto wearing a pink apron while holding a mop.


Author's Note:

I beg your pardon for any grammatical or typographical errors I might have failed to correct.

Well, what do you think?

Review and review!

Ja!

- Shin Chim Hye (formerly known as Snotty Chim-Chim)