Can you guess what goes here? Yep review answers! Thanks guys, so many last chapter :D
Hi10000000: Great names
Pale-eye: I mixed up the names a bit, but I am using it
anon: I actually don't know what I'm looking for :D
Sunleaf13: May I pair Skinnykit with one of Loveheart's litter?
FortuneSmartiesEpicalicious:
1. I'm using a few of your names :D
2. Read below
3. Depends if she can like one of the three kits, I haven't made my mind up on Windykit yet. I'll have to ask Lunarwing, she'll know for sure
4. I'll consider the names, they're pretty good
On with the madness of FlareClan . . . What are you waiting for?
"Starstar," a voice hushed.
"Huh. Go away ooga booga monster," Starstar said, not opening his eyes.
"Open your eyes mouse brain!" The voice was louder.
"Fine," Starstar huffed, opening his eyes to find himself on a bright green clearing. "I TELEPORTED!" Starstar screamed, while jumping through the grass.
"Stop in the name of StarClan," the voice commanded.
"Windykit?" Starstar stopped frolicking and cocked his head. "Is that you?"
"Aww," Windykit exclaimed, climbing out of his hiding place in the grass.
"What are we doing here?" Starstar asked.
"How is I supposed to know?" Windykit asked innocently.
"Are Rosekit and Stormkit here too?" Starstar mewed.
"Damn, you're smart today," Rosekit said, appearing out of the grass beside Windykit.
"Yep," Starstar grinned happily. "Now, why are we here?"
"I have a prophecy," Windykit said.
"You have a prophecy?" Rosekit snorted. "As if.
"Actually I do." A tom stepped from behind Windykit. He was tabby brown with yellow eyes. "The almighty storm, the peaceful rose, the insane windy one, will save the Clans from utter destruction."
"Utter?" Starstar asked.
"Cows have them," Windykit replied.
"COWS DO NOT HAVE UTTERS!" The tom screamed. He had a very high pitched voice.
"Then what do they have?" Windykit shot back.
"UDDERS!" The tom bellowed.
"Settle your petals," Rosekit said.
The cat took deep breaths and shrunk to half of his size. "Phew."
"What's your name?" Rosekit asked calmly.
The tom took a few more deep breaths. "Explosive-snot."
Windykit attempted to do Sandcastle's laugh-with-your-mouth-closed-laugh, but it failed and he snorted blobs of snot all over Explosive-snot.
Stormkit giggled. "Ironic."
"What's ironic mean?" Windykit said.
"Something that is not what it's supposed to be," Stormkit suggested.
"Like how my ironing board was wrinkly. Then I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed harder because irony has the word iron in it. How ironic," Explosive-snot said without taking a breath.
"Huh?" Windykit asked.
"Never mind," Explosive-snot replied.
"What are we doing here?" Starstar asked again.
"Explosive-snot gave up a prophecy, remember?" Rosekit explained to her slow father.
"Oh yeah," Starstar replied.
"How have you been lately, Explosive-snot?" Stormkit asked politely.
"Pretty good, apart from the fact that I sneezed and the Great Rock fell over. Now everyone hates me," Explosive-snot said sadly. "It's not my fault I was born with Runny Nose Syndrome. Some other old fruit had it too . . . oh yeah, Runningnose."
"But Runningnose was a ShadowClan cat," Rosekit said.
"Yeah? So? We're all one in StarClan," Explosive-snot said.
"Hey you know what?" Windykit asked Explosive-snot
"I'M EATING A POTATO!" Starstar screeched, frolicking like a little lamb in the long grass.
Explosive-snot shot a scared look at Rosekit. "He leads your Clan?"
"Yep," Rosekit and Stormkit said at the same time.
"Does he cause many battles?" Explosive-snot asked.
"Yeah, once he went into battle over an argument with Rockingstar. They were arguing who left the banana peel on the High Rock," Rosekit mewed.
"I wonder who that was." Explosive-snot stared into the distance, where Starstar had gallivanted into the sunset.
"Hey, wasn't a prophecy dream only meant to last a few seconds? Then you would make the clearing fade and the cat wake up. Then they would be all like, 'What just happened? Was that really a prophecy?'" Stormkit said.
"Wow," Explosive-snot said, snapping out of his trance. "You weren't supposed to know that."
"Yeah, we do," Rosekit said.
"I'm going to sue you now," Windykit said.
Explosive-snot looked horrified. "No!"
"Yes!" Windykit shouted.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"ENOUGH!" Rosekit screamed.
"Can the clearing fade now? I like my beauty-sleep," Stormkit said.
"Beauty?" Rosekit asked, taken aback. "You look like Windykit's hairball when you get out of your nest."
"THE CLEARING IS NOW FADING!" Explosive-snot screamed. And sure enough, the clearing was actually fading.
"YIPPEE!" Windykit screeched, waking the entire StarClan population up.
That day, the three kits slept and slept. You know what else they did? Slept. Slept. Loveheart's litter slept over. The three didn't realize.
Again, I don't have much to say here. I got the Last Hope yesterday :D
Please review
~Hawktalon
P.S. May the fourth be with you :D