Thanks so much for the reviews I got so far I'm writing this super late at night cos I wanted it to be up before tomorrow XD I'mma gonna die sleeping in class… I included a bit of some episodes like ep 5 I think? But I changed it round a bit cos I've got no time to rewatch it at the moment –sighs- Plus I wrote this while listening to that Numa Numa song and looking at various drunk England photos so you know there's gonna be craziness in there XD So well yeah I'll shut up now, enjoy and if its not too bold to ask, review please da?

CLAIM: I do not own Hetalia, if I did, the flying mint bunny would have been a main character. But I do own Alice and this plot~

You'd think I'd have remembered. Its bad enough that I decided to just blindly eat food given to me by people that might or might not be countries. Alice of Wonderland had a variety of strange effects happen to her when she ate food from Wonderland. She eats a cake and she grows bigger. I eat a scone and my supposed Italian-ness is suddenly renounced….. Yeah.

Let me give you a low down of what just transpired after I ate the scone and became Singaporean again. The short tempered British guy started screaming at nobody in particular (his eyebrows furrowed together quite fascinatingly actually). The French dude got tired of being quiet and started yelling back (I have my suspicions that he's just doing that to further annoy England). And America just stood back and laughed loudly while proclaiming something about giant robots. The chaos brought the other two, the creepy Russian and the rather feminine looking Chinese guy into the room too. Now they're having some sort of 'top secret' Allied Forces conference inside my room… How so very professional. Not.

Unsurprisingly, it took them less than ten minutes for them to start yelling at each other again. China yelled at Russia for hurting a civilian. England yelled at them for kidnapping the wrong person and relaying untrue information. America just yelled so he wouldn't seem quiet. France just leant back on his chair and smirked at me when he thought England wasn't watching. Just as I was about to contribute my own screaming services to stop them from casing me such a headache, a soft voice beside me spoke up.

"Uh… Please stop fighting… I need to tell you all something…"

Pausing in mid breath, I turned my head around slowly to stare at the guy beside me. He was just as cute as the rest of the guys, with light brown, almost blonde, hair with a single strand forming a very long curly curl, unlike mine, sprouting from the top of his head. He's dressed in some warm looking tan winter coat and is holding a giant adorable polar bear plushie in his hands. Did I also mention that he's kinda transparent? Like I can see the wall behind him, through him, kind of transparent.

"HOLY SHIT! A GHOOOSTT! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DISTRESSED SOUL! I HAVE GHOST BUSTERS ON SPEED DIAL AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO CALL THEM!"

The ghost dude just watched me with wide eyes. Then, without warning, the toy bear looked up at the guy and asked, "Who are you?"

I froze on the bed. The bear just talked. The TOY bear just questioned the identity of its see-through owner. Well, wasn't that creepy? Whipping my head around, I was met with five pairs of eyes questioning my sanity.

"Uh hey dude, what're you talking about?" America asked looking quite pale and quivering slightly. "Wh-what ghost?"

"What do you mean where? Its right there! Look with the giant talking toy bear!" I shrieked gesturing madly at the guy who was now staring at me with wide eyes. America gave a small squeak and half ran behind England.

"You can see me?" He asked hopefully smiling tentatively at me. I slid further away from him on the bed. Oh shit. Now that he knows I'm the only one that can see him and talk to him, he's gonna use me to fufill his ghostly needs. Like having me bring him to Arabia and teach him how to dance cos it was his life's dream to become a worl class belly dancer. And he won't leave me alone until I do everything he asks and he moves on. OMG.

"I SEE NO EVILLL!"

"Did you say a guy with a bear? O-Oh its you! Ah yeah… Who are you again?" England asked, jumping slightly as he squinted enough to see the guy in front of him.

"I'm Canada…"

"Canada? Like another country? Then why are you translucent? Ohmigosh are you like, training to become a ninja? ACTIVATE INVISIBILITY JUTSU!" Once again everyone in the room stared at me like I was crazy. Ppfftt. I can't believe that even now there are people who don't understand the awesomeness of ninjas.

"Has being held captive altered your mind da?" Hey. That was mean.

"Oh I have to say something about the situation. I heard from the scouts that the Axis Powers are already on the move!" Canada said, his face going pink in his effort to make use of the small space of time that everyone saw him.

"Already? But we haven't figured out what to do with ze mademoiselle…"

"HAHA fear not for I, the hero, have a plan! Let's just continue pretending that she's Italian and continue using her as bait! Then when the Axis Powers get there, we defeat them in the name of justice!" Justice? Weren't they the ones picking the fight? Ah whatever floats his boat I guess…

"Then we should get ready for the fight now and start planning aru."

"That's okay, I figured that part out too! All of you shall be my support while I act as the hero!" Well… You can guess that that statement lead to a whole round of bickering and random brawling of course. When they finally stopped fighting like a bunch of teenage girls catfighting for wearing the same shirt, they somehow decided on their plan. They were going to bring me along for the fight and use me to have them surrender while they carry out the rest of their plan. Personally, I didn't really understand what all the hoo ha was about. From the looks of it, the Axis Powers only had three men in charge. They had five (I doubt the ninja Canada and his talking bear can be counted). Its sorta obvious that they'd win unless they recruited the Hulk and the rest of the Avengers on the other team and that's highly unlikely. Well no matter what, I'm going to put my faith that the 'Axis Powers' are gonna save me. And stow away that pessimistic feeling in the back of my mind that this is not going to end well…

YAY WE'RE FINALLY BRINGING IN THE AXIS POWERS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER YEAH MAAANNNN~