EDJ_O431 Dad
EDJ_O431 Dad I know you're online
EDJ_O431 Dad seriously stop fucking avoiding me
MCTRL_751 I don't have time to listen to your whining right now. This had better be important.
EDJ_O431 Why the hell did we just donate half a million dollars to the Santorum campaign?
MCTRL_751 Because we have leverage on him.
EDJ_O431 …why the fuck would we need leverage on Rick Santorum.
MCTRL_751 Leverage on the President of the United States gives us a lever on the world.
EDJ_O431 … Dad. Rick Santorum is not going to be elected president. He's not even going to be the Republican nominee. Nobody in their right fucking minds is going to vote for him.
MCTRL_751 The minds of the voters do not calculate into this election, right or otherwise.
EDJ_O431 Ha ha. No, seriously. You just blew half a mil on an unelectable douchetard. What the fuck are you on.
MCTRL_751 Dillinger Systems produces electronic voting consoles. These electronic voting consoles will be running Encom OS12. I can choose any candidate I wish.
EDJ_O431 …
EDJ_O431 let me see if I understand you correctly
EDJ_O431 You are seriously planning
EDJ_O431 To rig the 2012 presidential elections
EDJ_O431 In favor of -Rick Santorum-
MCTRL_751 Correct.
EDJ_O431 … What. Are. You. On.
MCTRL_751 Do you have any relevant input? Because I have other matters requiring my immediate attention.
EDJ_O431 …the hell kind of leverage do we even -have- on Santorum, anyway?
[USER MCTRL_751 HAS SENT FILE: R_ ACCEPT Y/N?]
EDJ_O431 Y
EDJ_O431 …OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK.
MCTRL_751 End of line.
[USER MCTRL_751 HAS LOGGED OUT]
(For BrokenLevel, who tried to troll me by asking for Dillinger/Rick Santorum)