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P – Playtime


They didn't know how they coerced them into this. Being their parents' kids though, they did have inherited skills making it in their nature. Abby and McGee and Tony and Ziva were in the DiNozzo playroom with their children – a 5 year old Joshua and a 5 year old Faith, respectively. What started out as an innocent play-date turned into them making their parents play house with them. Joshua and Faith were the mother and father, while the parents acted like little kids. They were all supposed to be quadruplets, all 5 years old, just like Joshua and Faith really were. The parents were all sitting around a pretend table, watching their kids pretend to be them while "making" dinner.

Abby and McGee were talking quietly to each other, probably about Joshua's upcoming birthday, but Tony and Ziva were trying to hold back their laughter as they watched their daughter act like Ziva.

"Joshua, stop eating. It is not ready yet." When he just grinned at her, she reached behind him and gave him a little mini-Gibbs headslap. His jaw dropped and he glared at her.

"Fine. I'll be at the computer." He said as he pretended to stomp off madly.

Ziva had to squeeze Tony's hand to keep from laughing. That was something she had done to Tony on more than one occasion, and that would be how McGee would react to Tony slapping him. The adults started talking to each other again until Joshua ran back with an empty water gun in his hands. "Faith." He said in a hushed tone as she turned to him and saw his gun.

"Get your gun out. I think I heard something. She nodded and reached down to get out her water-gun she had attempted to tape to her leg, much like Ziva always does.

"You guys stay here. We'll be right back." She said to her parents before rushing out of the room, who were barely containing their laughter.

A few minutes passed and they came back. Joshua got their "dinner", consisting of plastic chicken and lettuce, from the stove and Faith sat at the table and pretended to clean her gun.

"You can do that later. Let's eat now."

"It makes me focusad." She said, just like she had heard Ziva say many times before to Tony. At this point the Israeli ex-assassin had her head buried in her husband's shoulder to stifle her grin. Joshua glared at Faith. "Alright, alright," She said as she put her gun away.

They started to "eat" and Tony decided to have some fun with this.

"Mommyyyy, I don't wanna eat my salad." He whined, much to Ziva's amusement. Faith narrowed her eyes at her father much like Ziva always does.

"You have to."

"Whyyyyy?"

"Because I said so."

"But whyyy?"

She smiled at him and placed her water-gun on the table, shooting him a look attempting to mimic Ziva's when she wanted to inflict some kind of pain on Tony.

"Okay, okay." They sat and when they were all finished "eating", Faith and Joshua broke character and looked into their parents eyes angelically.

"Can we go get some ice cream now please?"

"Not until we eat our real dinner." Abby replied, smiling at them.

"And" Tony grinned. "after you eat all of your salad." The kids rolled their eyes at him and groaned, while the four parents just started laughing again.

A/N: Sorry it's kind of short. Review anyway? : )