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Chapter 2: Foods.
When Ed and Al woke up the next day, they instantly set out to find food. They set up a trapped and caught a Rabbit. "Brother look we caught something." Al said excitedly. "Um but how to we eat it?" Al asked.
"I told yesterday Al, we kill it." "Are you sure we have to kill it?" Al asked. "What do you want to eat it alive?" "Well no, but we should make it fast Brother so it won't suffer."
Ed took the knife and looked at the Rabbit. It had huge terrified eyes, that were extremely cute. Ed couldn't kill it. "You should kill it," Ed handed Al the knife, "No, I can't I think you should kill it Brother." Al handed the knife back to Ed.
"You're the one who wanted to hold the knife, I haven't killed anything before." "Well I changed my mind, I am too young to handle a knife, I can't kill it, it's innocent, so you kill it."
The two kept arguing over who should kill the rabbit, when they turned around they saw that a fox had the rabbit. "Hey, that's our food," Ed said. "Yeah it's ours, now give it back to us!" 'No it's mine,' Said the foxes mind. "No, it's mine, not your's we found it first, you can't claim it's your's." Al said.
Al and the fox argued for a moment. "Uh-oh you're talking to animals again Al," the fox took off.
Ed and Al chased after it. "Hey I told you it was mine!" Al said while running after it, 'I told you it's mine,' the fox replied. Al tripped over a stick. "Ouch," Ed stopped. "Al are you okay?" "Yeah I just tripped," Al told him getting back up.
'Hehehe, I put that stick there now they'll never find me!'
"Where did that fox go," Ed looked around. "Look Brother it's over there." Ed walked over to where Al was. "It has children," Ed said. "Let's still take the rabbit back I'm really, really hungry." Al held his stomach.
The foxes started eating the rabbit. "You know what, maybe we should go catch some fish instead." Ed suggested.
Later.
Ed and Al were trying to catch fish. They had been trying to catch a fish for hours. "I wonder if foxes are edible." "Calm down Brother I bet we'll catch one any minute now." "That's what you've been saying for hours!" After a few more minutes they finally caught a fish, then they started a fire.
"Yay food!" Ed and Al were really hungry and couldn't wait to eat. "I got plates." Al said, after realizing what he had said he threw the plates and grabbed leaves.
"Al those aren't plates they're leaves." "That's what I meant Brother."
"Well I'm not eating on those I'll just eat with my hands," Ed turned around and saw the same fox from earlier running off with the fish. "Hey that was...Whatever, let's face it, we're just going to starve and die," Ed said giving up.
"I won't," Al muttered to himself. "What was that?" Ed asked. "N-nothing Brother."
"I'm just going to go die over there." Ed said crawling over next to a tree. "I'm just going to eat over here." Al told him. "Yeah whatever," Ed said not paying attention to what Al had just said.
Ed fell asleep and Al went over to a suit case and got out snack cakes and started eating them.
A few days later.
"I've realized something Al," "I'm not secretly hiding food from you, I swear." Ed stared at him blankly. "Anyway, I realized we shouldn't give up yet, we still could learn to hunt better and I think I've figured out what one is all, all is one means."
After he explained it too Al, they went out and caught a rabbit, (and you know that kind of stuff, that they did in the Manga and Animes)
"Hey look Brother mushrooms I bet they'll be yummy let's eat them!" "Yes I want mushrooms." A little while after eating the mushrooms Ed and Al got sick.
A few more days later.
They had stopped succeeding in getting food. So Ed was really hungry. Al on the other hand wasn't.
"I'm going hunting Al, you stay here and keep watch." Ed set out to go get food.
"Yes, now that he's gone, I can eat my chicken I packed." Al took out the chicken and ate the entire thing. He then went over and built a sand castle.
When Ed came back he noticed the bones that were from the chicken. "Al where did these come from?" "Oh them, well I was building a sand castle earlier and found these bones I think the monsters ate humans." Al lied.
"But these don't look like human bones they look more like chicken bones." "Well doesn't the gorilla look like a monster." "What?" Ed asked confused.
"Never mind, all I know is that I found bones while making this sand castle, anyway did you find food?" Al asked. "Yes!" Suddenly out of nowhere the monster dude came out and took the food.
"Darn it!" Ed screamed. "What happened?" Al asked. "That, that evil gorilla took our food, I'm sorry Al, next time I'll make sure nothing takes the food." "What gorilla?" Al asked.
"The monster whatever we call it."
Two weeks later.
Ed hadn't eaten in a while. He was sitting next to a tree murmuring something Al couldn't understand.
"Brother are you alright?" Al asked concerned. "Al, Al, I made my self a sandwich, I call it, fly wings and ants something and something else I-I can't remember much things anymore but what does it matter," Ed said sounding really crazy. Ed brought it up to his mouth. "No Brother don't!" Al knocked the fly wings and ant sandwich out of his hand.
"NO!" Ed pushed Al down causing a snack cake to fall out of his pocket. Ed glared at his brother and picked up the snack cake.
"What is this?" Ed asked through his teeth. "My...snack...cake," "Where did you get this?" "The...suitcase...I brought." "Why didn't you share!?" "Because I didn't want to, I mean, you're the one who wanted to hunt!"
At that point Ed had finally lost it and charged at his brother and started choking him. "B-brother, s-stop," Al was trying push him off. Ed snapped out of his psychotic episode just in time and let go. Al gasped and rubbed his neck.
"I'll give you some food." Al offered still a little scared. "I-I was about killed my little brother, I almost killed him," Ed was saying to himself. "Brother are you okay?" "No Al, I almost killed you, what kind of person almost kills their little brother!?"
"I'm okay really, I deserved it, think about you didn't kill me, now have some nachos." Al said taking out some nachos. "No Al you don't get it I was seriously going to kill you!" Ed screamed knocking the nachos out of his hands.
"MY NACHOS!" Al cried falling to the ground and picking up the nachos. "I'm sorry Al," Ed said. "I'm leaving Brother hunt on your own ." Al said grabbing the suitcase and running off.
"Wait Al." Ed looked for his brother but couldn't find him.
"He'll pay for the nachos, he'll pay." Al laughed evilly.
The End.
There I finally finished it.
Anyway bye for now.
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