A/N:We have a special guest in this one, Xion my dear. Well, I do think Xion is part of the Sora-gang and I've always wanted to include Xion in some way. But ItsutsuGo (five-kid) will be a lot harder to write instead of YotsuKo (four-kid) XD, plus Xion is not an easy character to write. No offense, but I find many Xion fics, especially those VanXion ones made Xion too OOC that I hardly recognize. Is it because I only played the Japanese version of 358/2 Days? Anyway, I think the way I perceive Xion is quite different from other people on this site. Since Xion is in fact Sora's replica and genderless, I just can't see it as another 'female' character in KH (and pairing it with any character other than Roxas is just too absurd to me XD). Okay enough rambling. Here's another silly short story for our beloved kids, I really really wish everyone from the Sora-gang could live a happy life altogether like a family.

Non-AU. Not really Yaoi for this one (depends on how you look at it though). Word counts:1288 (oh shoot, it went over the word limit I can't write a drabble orz)

Family

When Roxas stepped into the living room, he almost had his jaw drop onto the floor along with the two bags of grocery and sea-salt ice he was holding a moment ago.

In the living room, there were three "Sora"s. One real Sora. One black-haired "Sora". And one mini "Sora". They were all wearing black shirts and shorts.

The black-haired "Sora" was lying on his back on the couch, holding a black PSP, pushing buttons rhythmically with a calm but rather dangerous look on his face.

The real Sora was sitting on the floor, leaning against the couch and holding a silver PSP while intensely smashing buttons like crazy.

But what made Roxas' jaw drop in this picture was the mini "Sora", who was sitting on the real Sora's lap, circled by the brunet's strong arms from behind.

The mini version of Sora looked rather bored. He took a glance over the PSP screen, pouted a little bit, then started pulling the tips of the older Sora's brown spiky hair (which caused the elder making protesting noises from his noise). Soon bored of the hair-pulling, the younger "Sora" then started poking the elder's cheeks and nose using his index finger (which drew a couple 'Oww's and 'Ouch's from the older brunet). And finally, he moved his eyes back to the PSP screen where was showing an intense battle between a wedding-dressed Yuna and a cowgirl Tifa.

"Sora you suck at this game." He made a truthful comment. It was a voice of a pre-teen boy, still childish and unchanged from puberty.

"Oh shut up!" The brunet ignored his comment. His facial expression twisted with high tension as he kept smashing the buttons madly.

"Yes! I won!" Suddenly the black-haired teen on the couch, Vanitas, shouted out. Victory Fanfare was playing from his PSP.

"Oh fuuuuuuuuck! How come I never beat you!" Sora shouted in frustration as a defeated Tifa showed up on his screen.

"'Coz you suck, loser." Vanitas snickered, watching his Yuna posing beautifully in victory.

"Vani is right, you suck, Sora." The mini brunet stuck his tongue out, making a mockery face towards the elder brunet.

"What did you say?" Sora instantly threw away his PSP onto the floor, lifted one of his arm to tight around the youngster's delicate neck, while his other hand started ruffling the younger boy's already messy brown hair.

"Nothin'! n't say anythin'! St-up! Stop!"

The choking youngster squeaked and struggled hard to get away from the abuse, but his power was no match to the elder. The cerulean eyes soon teared up, all watery, making him look so poor and weak.

"Roxie, help! Help!"

Hearing his name being called, Roxas finally broke from his stunned trance, couple veins popped up at the corner of his forehead immediately.

"Sora you Hentai! Let go of Xion NOW!" (1)

Roxas instantly rushed into the room to rescue the almost-smothered poor youngster from Sora's bear hug, mercilessly kicked the brunet aside.

"Sora you moron! Don't you dare to change Xion into yourself again!" Roxas shouted angrily towards the teen who had been kicked to the floor lying on his back with his legs pointing up. At the same time, he gently rubbed Xion's back, helping the younger to smooth her breath.

"Feeling any better?" Roxas spoke softly to the girl in black one-piece who now had silky raven hair instead of the brown spiky ones. He gently wiped the tears away from the corner of the young girl's cerulean eyes with his fingers.

"Uhn, thank you Roxie." Hearing the sweet sweet cute girl's voice made Roxas' heart all melted and flattered, like flower blooming every corner of his heart. (2) He couldn't help but reach out to place both hands onto Xion's shoulders, eyes beaming with strange lights.

"Listen Xion, don't let the Hentai ever change you into his look again. You look PERFECT right now. And don't let him bully you either. If he dares to bully you again, I'm gonna kick his ass into the universe like a shooting star. Get it?"

"Err, umm, alright. I get it…" The raven girl nodded nervously with a large sweatdrop dropping at the back of her head. "Roxas looks so scary." But Roxas selectively ignore her murmur.

"Roxas you are Hentai yourself! Xion is my replica, mine! Don't turn him into a girl!"

The brunet keyblade hero finally regained his HP. He jumped up from the floor and launched his revenge attack, hitting Roxas' head from back, which of course angered the blond teen who started his counter-attack quickly.

The two keyblade heroes soon engaged in a fierce wrestle on the floor.

"He is mine! My replica!"

"I know her first! She's been with me all the time!"

"You perverted Lolicon!"

"You twisted Narcist!"

Vanitas, who was silently watching the whole thing from the beginning, rolled his golden eyes at the low-level name-calling and the low-level…'fighting' as the two teens wrestling and rolling all over the floor. Geez, you call it fighting?

"Sora, Roxas, WHAT are you guys doing?"

Both teens immdediately froze at the sudden voice. It was calm, soft, but extremely dangerous. They turned their stiffed neck up and saw an elder blond standing right in front of them.

"Ven-Niichan! (3)" Xion ran into Ventus' arm like he was its savior. It happily rubbed its metal head against Ventus like a kitty. Wait, metal? And that metallic voice?

"You guys are unbelievable." The eldest teen scolded, "Xion is perfectly cute with this original looking. Don't make Xion change forms just because you guys feel like to. You both should be more considerate of Xion's own feeling, understand?"

"Sorry." Both boys nodded, scratching their lowered head nervously like kids being scolded by parents.

"It's alright, Ven-Niichan." Xion spoke up, seeing the two get scolded made it feel bad for them. "Actually it's really okay. I don't mind changing forms. As long as Sora and Roxas feel happy, I'm happy." The Nobody-styled silver robot said shyly. If there was an expression could be told from its Cross-covered metallic face, it must be a sincere smile.

Indeed. Being a replica, an existence even more meaningless than Nobodies, it was born with a purpose to destroy both Sora and Roxas, to take their powers and to ruin their life. But they didn't hate or blame it. They even tried their best to seek a way to revive it, to bring it back to existence. They accepted it as a member of this family. How much more could it ask for? (Oh well, but they did look pretty scary whenever they fought over about its appearance.)

Xion was happy. It really appreciated what it has got in this life, a family, a family that it never dared to imagine it could have.

"I love you all."

Even with the metallic voice, they could still tell the shyness from its voice. Bright grins lightened both Sora and Roxas' faces.

"Silly, we love you too."

As if they could read its mind, Ventus gave Xion a gentle hug, followed by Roxas, then Sora spread his arms widely to hug all three of them.

"Tsk, tsk, how touching." On the other side, Vanitas simply shrugged, having a not-so-evil smirk on his face too.

The eldest blond shoot him a glare, then turned back the other three, smiling meaningfully. "So, Roxas really like Xion in its raven-haired girl form, and Sora like his younger version more. How about we make a compromise then? If Xion agrees."

"A compromise?" Confused was everyone.

"Yeah," Ventus looked at Vanitas with an uncharacteristic slyly smirk. Then everyone started realizing what he was suggesting…"Like, a girl with black spiky hair?"

"HELL NO!"

Everyone in the room except Ventus shouted in rejection.

(1) Hentai means "pervert" in Japanese, but it could also mean a twisted person other than the sexual aspect, kinda twisted in general XD.

(2) "Flower blooming" refers to the word "Moe ru" in Japanese. If you are an anime-otaku, I bet you know the meaning XD

(3) Niichan means "big brother". Yup, Ven is the eldest brother in this family, so he's like the mum and dad at the same time XD

A/N: darn, this story goes too long. I'm so bad at writing drabbles. Oh well, I hope you enjoy the idea though. Personally I really love this one despite it may sound lame in some part. Oh about the game Sora and Vani were playing, it's Dissidia 012. Have you guys played the awesome game?

And you ask why Vani chose a wedding-dressed Yuna as his character? XDXDXD

BTW, am I the only one who think Xion is cutest in its original replica form?