Rule NumberTwo: Always check the number you text to
To: Stiles
From: Dad's Cell
Uhmmm Stiles. I think we need to talk when I get home. What the hell is a bb and who the hell are you sending texts like that to? Also 3?
Dad
Shit, shit shit. What text exactly had he sent to his dad. Stiles quickly pulls up his texting history to see which of the embarrassing (but totally sexy, seriously he was way good a at this sexting thing) texts he had sent out to Derek today. He finds it right quick. Yup, he sexted his Dad today. New level of "embarrassing" which will lead to a whole new level of awkward discussions with his dad. Jesus, how his life so awkotacco.
To: Dad Cell
From: Stiles
BB, U so hawt. I can't believe u came to skool w/lunch. Creeper. Dad not home this pm, so pull a window creeper. K?
3 33
To: Dad Cell
From: Stiles
Get your mind out of the gutter dirrrrrty old man, you're not rounding third. ;)
So it was bad. Not one message, but two. How the hell did he send those messages to his dad? How the hell was he going to deal with this? Not sure how to talk his way out of this one. First text maybe have been able to pull off that he was talking to Scott about doing a movie night like maybe? Could he try for the second being about a baseball video game? Does either Scott or he have a baseball video game? Does it really matter, his dad really doesn't pay that much attention though their games right? Okay, Okay he's got this. He might be grounded but no sex talk, so bonus.
Calmer now, he double checks his texts and realizes that the texts he had meant to send his Dad weren't there. Shit did he send those to Derek? Ohhhhhh crap.
To: Derek
From: Stiles
You need to watch what you eat! No more fatty foods for you. I'm watching you.
What to do when you call your super hot werewolf boyfriend fat and call your dad a dirrrty old man. The only answer Stiles can find is to bang his head on his desk repeatedly and ask Danny if he could create him a new identity so he could move to somewhere like Paraguay.