Never leave anything on your phone your partner shouldn't see

So Derek has been kind of pissy today. A total Sourwolf, but one didn't want to over use that word. It had to be pulled out in limited certain circumstances, even though really? He was one everyday. Well, except last night, cause then he was just hawt and sexy and all kissing up his grill. *Sighs* Which of course he does out loud.

And for some reason that garners even more of a eyebrow frown.

"Is this about the texting?" He finally had to ask.

"No." Was the growled answer he got back.

"Uhhhh the facebook thing? You said you got it. You can't take it back! We bonded over our mutual love of 80's movies." Derek rolls his eyes, but goes back to frowning so Stiles knows that's not it. It's not like it could have been much else. "Dude, I totally switched my status update to "In a relationship" I even put your photo like you asked so that everyone knows that I'm yours" That one gets a tiny smirk. Of course it does. I mean so much for keeping their relationship private. Stiles get one little pm and Derek gets all jealous and wigged out. (Okay, it was more like 5, but still.) Thank GOD his Dad doesn't know what facebook is and all this deputies are like over 30 so it's safe.

And since Derek wanted to go all how to catch a predator on those pm'ers asses Stiles had left his phone with Derek all day. So he knows he didn't get himself to anymore technological trouble. No phone, means no texts, no facebook, no problems. I mean sure, ok so he tripped over his own feet, but falling on his face was normal and Derek normally thinks it's adorkable.

Your not still pissed about me outing us to the pack right? I mean their all cool with it and that was like a week ago?..?" he knows his voice sounds hesitant, but yeah the truth is that they didn't decide so much to "tell the pack" as Stiles and his phone starring in the Phone Strikes Back. Derek just shakes head at him.

"So am I getting my phone back? I need to text my Dad about dinner."

"No!" Again with the growling. "Jesus Derek, I haven't had my phone all day. I need to call my Dad if I'm staying here for dinner."

"Fine you can have it back when you explain why you have a naked photo thing of Scott on your phone." Derek growls.

"What?! " Stiles is chocking he's laughing so hard. "I so do not have photos of Scot naked!"

"You do. Here." Derek thrusts the phone at Stiles and stiles can see that he's in the media fileof his phone under the videos. He clicks the highlighted one and sure enough there's a naked (pants less) Scott running about like an idiot. He can't help the snort that comes up watching the video. "Derek, seriously? It's Scott. So NOT sexy. He's being a drunken idiot. It's for future black mail."

He sits on Derek's lap and wraps his arms around his neck. "Scott's my best friend. There have been no sexy times between us. It's just that I'm so totally the best friend that becomes the best man! I get to make the Best man's toast you know? A little bit of funny, a little bit of embarrassment for the groom and then all the lovey dovey stuff. So that's part of the humiliation." He says pointing to the video frozen on his phones screen. " That and this." He fiddles around with the phone a bit before finding the right MP3. He laughs at the face Derek makes while they listen to Scott sing about being the wind beneath your wings. "See right?! I'm going to be the best Best Man ever."