How Ringtones do speak to the masses

Everyone knows that Stiles love the personal ring tone option on his phone. He is constantly picking songs to go with people and how he`s feeling about them.

Everyone knows that Scott`s ring tone is Only Girl in The World by Rhianna (Especially when he's all about Allison). That Lydia`s is Starry Eyed by Ellie Goulding and that it used to be Justin Timberlake's Damn Girl, but that changed after the whole Jackson Kanima thing, that Erica's is Good Girls Go Bad by Cobra Starships and that Isaac gets I See You by Mika. Picking Derek`s out what something he had talked about with Scott endlessly before settling on the funeral dirge. You know, the one that goes duh duh da duh. I mean it was pithy. It spoke to how every time Derek called basically Stiles ended up putting his life on the line. It also had that element of stalkerish notes to it. It was perfect. Of course not so perfect when you start secretly dating the guy, so Stiles of course had picked out a new song. So his phone starts blasting:

I'll take you to the candy shop

I'll let you lick the lollipop

Go 'head girl, don't you stop

Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

Girl what we do (What we do)

And where we do (and where we do)

The things we do (things we do)

Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

And of course the phone is in his pocket and he's not coordinated enough to get it out before everyone picked up the ring tone. Not wanting anyone to know it was Derek, he just hit ignore and tried to look all casual. Like he hadn't tried to freak out or anything.

"So, that thing with the guy worked out then?" Danny asks

"Thing with a guy? No idea what you're talking about Dan my man" Stiles says while frantically trying to give Danny the eye. You know, the one that says Shut up and say nothing. Of course Danny just ignores him.

"Text guy. The 'I want you guy'? Or girl. I'm assuming guy though with the lollipop reference..." Danny trails off finally catching Stiles' frantic look and everyone else's surprised faces. "Oh shit. I mean that guy you were trying to hook me up with..." Trying to cover up his error in outing Stiles.

"Some guy texted he wanted you?" Scott asks "And that is a new ring tone. Dude are we or aren't we best buds?"

"Fine since apparently we're family and sharing is caring...and Danny is an ass...I may like a guy." He has to wait before continuing because of the girly squeals from Lydia, Erica and Allison. "The 'I want you' was a misunderstanding. So just leave it alone." Of course his phone chooses to go off again just then. This time because it's already in his hand all that got out was:

I'll take you to the candy shop

I'll let you lick the lollipop

"But this guy you like is calling you and texting you. That's his ring tone right." Boyd (ever the logical Boyd and so not his favourite today) asks.

"Whatevers. Just leave it alone." Once again he has to dismiss the phone call coming in. "Come one lunch is almost over, can we talk about someone else's nonexistent love life?"

Isaac's phone rings and he answers. "Uh hey Derek. Yeah, Stiles is here. Sure everything's fine, we're just at lunch why?" Isaac's eyes get extra big and puppy doggy at the answer he gets and all the other werewolves at the table alternate between horror, fascination and awe while they all just stare at him. "Sure, I'll tell him." Isaac says before hanging up his phone. "Uhh Stiles? Derek says not to ignore his calls...that he just tried calling you three times, cause he needs you to do some research."

Stiles can feel the panicked laughter rising from his chest and his face going redder than he had ever felt it before. "Ok, I'm just going to go call Derek and get right on that." Getting up from the table he grabbed his bag and practically ran from the table, but not before hearing Jackson (the douche) saying "Yeah, we got the point you wanna 'get on that' Stalinski, but good luck!"

All Stiles can think is how he has got to get this situation turned around so it's all Derek's fault that everyone now knows how bad he wants the Alpha. At least they don't know yet that the Alpha wants him back.

And all I can say about that is that there is a part 2 is there is more of the relationship to be outed. Derek is technically still in the proverbial closet.