So...Stiles kinda really really really didn't want to tell his Dad about Derek. He's not sure if that is because he thinks his Dad will get that disappointed look on his face, or whether he's concerned that his Dad will forbid the relationship and he'd have to be even more secretive than he already is, or if it's just that he is enjoying having something that is entirely his own. Maybe it's a combination of all three and the weight of each reason fluctuates each day. Nevertheless, Stile's phone decided it was time for them to come clean with the Sherriff.
So the first thing of course was that accidental text swap. Stiles knows that his Dad isn't 100% convinced that the text was as innocent as he had tried to make it. I mean, the next time that Scott came over his Dad hung out with them the whole night. It was really kinda creepy and Stiles soooo didn't get it until his Dad shouted up that he needed to keep the bedroom door open when they went upstairs for a few minutes to check his computer for some cheats that Scott had heard about for Call of Duty. Scott had even looked puzzled by the request because it had never happened before, but it hit Stiles just then that his Dad thinks that maybe he and Scott had some weird bromance going on. One more of a sexual nature. Awkward! So he invites Scott over a few more times, just so his Dad can see that their relationship is the same old strictly best friends relationship. So, his Dad's suspicions fade.
And after outing himself and Derek through ring tones, Stiles tries really hard to remember to put his phone on vibrate when he is home. So a few times he forgets and Derek texts to say he's upstairs and his phone rings out with songs like : Rihanna's "S&M", One Night Only's "You and Me", Justin Timberlake's "My Love" & "LoveStoned" , but honestly a guy can only try. Finally one day his phone sets off playing NIN's Closer and his Dad asks "Anything I should know about Stiles?" But Stiles doesn't have the courage to speak up, so he just tells his Dad no. The next time though when his Dad doesn't even ask anymore, Stiles just asks what his Dad would think if he thought maybe he liked guys too. They have an honest conversation about sexuality and how his Dad loves him no matter what. So that day? Stiles totally doesn't hate his phone.
When his Dad corners him on Sunday afternoon after he'd come back home after pretending to have stayed over at Scott's but had instead gone over to Derek's and made out half the night (grinding until you each came is apparently acceptable even if full on sex was not in Derek's rule book), he was kinda surprised.
"Stiles, I thought we had the kind of relationship that we could tell each other anything." The Sheriff's opening salvo went. And it was a good one. It always made Stiles feel vaguely guilty about all of his lies.
"Of course we mostly do." Was the best Stiles could answer.
"Then do you want to explain why you haven't told me that you and Scott are dating or hanging or macking or whatever it is you teens say these days." Stiles could feel his eyes getting bigger and bigger with each word his father uttered.
"Dad are you kidding me right now? I thought we settled this. I am not, I repeat, not, having a gay love affair of broke back mountain level or any level. Scott's my best friend. Where is this even coming from?" Stiles knows that there is a level of horror is his voice that he hopes his Dad picks up on. Scott maybe his best friend, but there is no way he is remotely attracted to him.
"Well, there was that text...and I read that boys your age will often experiment with friends..." His Dad's face is going as red as his and Stiles hopes that his Dad realizes how dumb he sounds right now. "...and then you butt dialed me from Scott's last night and left me a message."
"What! Not! OMG For serious!" Stiles pulls out his phone. He'd had to charge it last night, because the battery had totally died while he was out at Derek's last night. Sure enough at 1:30am there was a telephone call to his Dad's cell.
His phone hates him! How is this his life.
"And just so you don't think you can get out of this with some lie?" The Sheriff adds as he dials up his messages and plays back the one left by Stiles butt. Seriously, he really hates Derek at the moment, because if it wasn't for Derek's awesome power of thrusting, maybe Stiles wouldn't be here right now having to listen to himself moan and ask for more and harder in front of his Dad. Yeah. But also seriously, it was kind of hot and one part of his brain was wondering how he could digitally upload the sound as a new ring tone for Derek or something. There was also definitely a second male voice asking if he liked it and if he was close. Stiles can't stop his hand from face palming him. Cause seriously, he kinda deserved it.
Stiles honestly hopes that Derek isn't pissed, but he's reasonably certain that the Alpha wouldn't want anyone thinking that he was having sexy time with Scott, never mind someone as important as his Dad. "Dad." He began. "We need to talk. I have a boyfriend..."
OKAY I looked at this and realized I had left out the music for the Ring Tones! Very bad of me.