Sorry it's been a while. Real life and having to help build a furnace room interfering with writing. I will probably fiddle with this one again, but wanted to post at least something for you all! Enjoy!
Stiles has no recollection of how the fight even started. He just knows that he was the one who had escalated it to the point where Derek dropped him off at his doorstep without even a goodnight kiss. Well, if he was really being honest that was his fault too. Derek had leaned over the stick shift and probably had been about to kiss him, but in his childish temper Stiles had jumped out of the care before he could. So he really couldn't blame Derek for peeling out of his driveway.
He tried to skype Derek late that night after he had calmed down, but Derek hadn't answered. The jackass was ignoring him. In a fit of petulance, Stiles had changed his name to Jackass, even though he knew he really wasn't being one. He'd had every right to not want to speak to Stiles. He probably thought that Stiles wanted to continue with the argument. In the end, all he could do was sned him the written message of 'call me maybe?' and hope that he would.
He knows he owes Derek an apology, but he doesn't just want to show up at his place hat in hand. That isn't Stiles' way. Or the Stilinski way. Apologies need to be done big, especially when you've been the dink. So after checking his skype and phone to see if he had any messages from Derek, which he didn't, he jumped in the shower and got on with his plan.
So first he goes online and looks up what he needs to know. Then he goes out through the neighbourhood and picks/steals flowers from people's gardens. Phlox, white carnations, forget-me-nots, heliotrope and honeysuckle are quickly made up into a bouquet. They are put in a vase of water to keep them fresh while he works on the next stage of his plan to woo his werewolf boyfriend into not being mad at him anymore.
Baking. Stiles knows that the old adage about wooing a man through his stomach applies twice as much to werewolves who are always hungry. So first he bakes a giant chocolate chip cookie, because who doesn't like chocolate chip and he needs a big cookie in order to write his apology on it. He makes it heart shaped, well just because and on it in icing he writes 'I'm sorry'. Then he bakes gingerbread men. Only instead of men, he makes gingerbread wolves. Well he does make a single gingerbread man, which he decorates to look like him as much as he can. Icing on plaid is hard to do.
He puts everything together on the kitchen table ready to go. He texts Isaac and asks him to pick it up and take it to Derek. He's not ready yet to see him. He wants his message to get there first. He also quickly runs upstairs and burns a cd copy of what he considers his and Derek's playlist, labels it Derek and Stile's infinite playlist, puts it in a sleeve and props it with the flowers.
He grabs construction paper, glitter, glue and gel pens from his desk and sits at the kitchen table building a card creation that rivals any he has ever made in the past. It is glittertastic! He knows it's totally dorky and that Derek will probably hate it, but he can't stop himself. Homemade cards had always made his Mum and Dad smile when they got them. Even Lydia had briefly smiled at the cards he used to make her for Valentine's Day before she threw them out. So there is a red glitter heart in the middle of a black crayon werewolf and a boy with a red glitter gel penned hoodie. Inside he writes: I'm sorry I was an idiot. Give me chance to make it up to you. Call me on skype at 5 for a sneak peak of what I have planned for the night. Dad is working and I'll make dinner and fighting is always followed by makeup sex Right?Love your very own P.I.T.A (pain in the ass) He hastily shoves it into an envelope and puts it on the pile of things to go.
When Isaac shows up to make the delivery, Stiles pays him with a lovely turkey and avocado sandwich. Isaac was happy that Stiles was going to make everything right with Derek, because apparently he had been all kinds of upset when he had gotten home that night and had shifted and gone out. Isaac confirmed that Derek had dragged himself home later that morning and was sleeping off his run. He promised Stiles to give Derek all his gifts and loaded them into the back of the car so they wouldn't slide around. Before he leaves Isaac gives Stiles a hug and tells him not to worry that Derek obviously loves him and he would do everything he could to help fix their fight.
While waiting for 5pm to roll around, he calls Lydia to tell her all about what plans he had put into place (well except the sex plans, because...). She and Allison were over at Jackson's planning a shopping trip for the next day. They both tell him that he was on the right track and wish him luck. Lydia does add that she hopes he has hot sex planned to because that always works to make Jackson forgive her, not that she ever really needs forgiveness. Stiles just thanked her for her advice and began getting things ready by putting together meat loaf and buttered bake potatoes and them putting them on to cook. Then he plays a few video games, set the kitchen table putting the stolen pink roses that he had held back in the centre for effect. At 4:30 he heads upstairs and has a nice 20 minute shower. Then he double checks the camera on his computer that he'd spent some of his afternoon setting up at a precise angle and lighting options until he has it as optimal as he can.
When he hears the skype ring tone, he throws on the music on his ipod on low and yells out "Don't say anything, just enjoy the view." And lies himself down on the bed exactly how he had tested earlier with the camera perfectly angled to see him from his dick up to his face without having to look at his feet.
He flips open the bottle of lube and spreads some on his dick. He keeps his eyes shut, a little embarrassed about doing this because it was kind of his first time making a show/production out of rubbing one out. Besides, with his eyes closed he doesn't have to see if Derek is still mad at him and he can just fantasize that Derek is standing in the room with him watching with rapt attention.
Picturing Derek in the room with him gets him all hot and bothered and makes the process all that easier to enjoy. He begins moaning and groaning and really getting into it. Calling Derek's name and telling him all the filthy things that he wants Derek to do to him also helps. When he hears his bedroom window slide open he is a little surprised. He thought Derek would have at least waited until he was done before coming over.
"Stiles what the fuck are you doing?" Derek growls at him
"Uhhh getting the foreplay over with? You must have been enjoying the show since you came over so quickly." Stiles answers confused why Derek seems so mad.
"I came over because you sent me apology cookies." Derek says
"Apology cookies? Really?! You too are such pussys." Jackson voice says coming over the computer. "Not that the girls didn't appreciate the floor show duckweed, but I think we'll hang up now."
Stiles looks horrified at the computer as Alison and Lydia wave goodbye and give him thumbs up before disappearing from the screen. OMG the girls must have been calling to wish him luck with his whole make up with Derek plan. When he had seen the letter Jack his brain had assumed it ended with ass and not son. Most awkward face palm ever though.
"Why didn't you call on skype?" Stiles asks Derek. If you had just called this would never have happened.
It turns out that Derek had never gotten his card, he had just come over because he was willing to forgive Stiles his stubbornness due to the cookies and flowers. It also turned out that dinner was slightly over cooked because apparently make up sex is totally a thing!
The worst part of the awkotacco came the next day at school when everyone had apparently seen portions of Stiles' apparent self sexing videotape that Jackson had made off of skype! While unable to keep from blushing about the whole thing he demanded that Jackson forward the video to him and then delete any and all copies he had made. Danny turned out to be a great ally in this going over to Jackson's after school and deleting the video off of Jackson's computer and youtube and from Jackson's phone after having forwarded it to Stiles' and Derek's phones. "I think they all watched it on the youtube site" Danny tells Stiles "He didn't email it or forward it from his computer or phone at all and the youtube video was blocked to the public. Just the gang was listed to be able to view it."
"Yay." Is all Stiles can think to say.
"I'd just check to see whose calling you next time." Danny says.
"Advice to live by. This should be an after school special." Stiles says before heading home. All he can think is thank God his Dad hadn't seen this one!