A/N I was going to update when I said I was, but then my laptop crashed and all my files were gone :'c. But now I'm updating! You can thank the actual disorder of insomnia for making it able for me to write this. If you want the sequel, be on the lookout for a "Hope doesn't save them all". Well, on way with my rambling, and let the famous "Payback is a bitch" quote said in Criminal Minds turn real! Thank you to AllieDJ, calzonaobessed, and MrsCriminalMinds for reviewing!
Disclaimer: I don't own Criminal Minds or anything you recognize.
It was a couple days after the incident at the Halloween party, and Hotch and Emily still weren't to looking at each other strait in the eye. And they ach had their own form of payback for Garcia. As Morgan would say, "Payback is bitch." And yes, it was. Emily's plan was more of the prank and over kind of thing, where Hotch was going to do something that was harder to get rid of. Each of them grinned, knowing that Garcia was going to get it from both of them that day, and it wouldn't be pleasant for her.
Emily sneaked into Garcia's 'lair' when she was out talking with Morgan. She nodded to Hotch when he entered the room. She pulled out a keyboard where the buttons were different, and plugged it into Garcia's computer system, before switching the key letters around so that they looked the same as her normal keyboard. She then took the empty garbage can in the office, and put some brown glitter paint into it, before positioning it above the door, so that when Garcia went to close the door, she'd be hit with the oldest trick in the book.
Hotch on the other hand, had different ideas for his thing. He had Emilt stand watch outside the door, and got to work. He pulled out some videos from a bag he had with him, and looked for the various video slots in computer systems. Throughout the computers, different things were distributed, such as, Telletubbies, Barney, SpongeBob season 1-3, Thomas the Train (Original Copy), Lots and Lots of Trains, Lots and Lots of Planes, Strawberry Shortcake, and other things along those lines. He then put up some photo shopped photos of Rossi and Strauss kissing, a disturbing sight to all. He quickly painted "I LOVE YOU GARCIA ~ERIN STRAUSS" in black. He took out a thing of powdered milk, and poured it onto Garcia's chair in a way that made it invisible. When he was done, he turned on the disks in each computer screen, and Emily and Hotch left as fast as they could.
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Garcia walked into her office, and before anything registered, she shut the door, and the paint that Emily had set up, fell all over, making her scream bloody murder. It didn't help when she heard the Telletubbies singing something as Barney sung something else, and trains and planes were thundering through her speaker.
Some people, the team included, came rushing into Garcia's office after the scream, and a lot started laughing at the scene in front of them, while other, including Garcia, looked unhappy. "THIS IS NOT FUNNY!" Garcia yelled. She looked down on her floor, and screamed again when she read what was written.
Morgan, of course, had a huge grin on his face, and was laughing. He walked over to Garcia and put a hand on her shoulder. "Now you look like me… only sparkly," he said in between laughs.
"Derek Morgan, shut up now, or you'll be finding some baby photos floating around the office tomorrow morning!" Garcia hissed, making Morgan back down.
JJ heard this, and tried to hold back the laughter, but just ended up exploding in laughter.
"Why are you laughing JJ?" Garcia asked in hurt.
JJ pointed to the walls. "The pictures…" was all she could get out because of her laughing.
Garcia turned around, and her eyes widened in shock. "WHAT THE HELL!" she yelled.
This got Rossi's attention, and he looked up at the photos. His mouth dropped open. "What the hell are these?!" he all but shouted.
Hotch looked at Emily, and they both grinned. This was going better than they thought. "I'm going to find who did this," Garcia hissed, breaking their gaze. She walked over to her computer screens, and started typing furiously. She let out another shrill shriek when she saw that all the letters that she typed in on the keyboard, were not coming up in the order she wanted.
"What's going on here?" Strauss asked, walking into the room. She backed out at what she saw in there. The photos of her and Rossi scared her, and she quickly went back to her office in shock.
Garcia stood up from her chair when s smell hit her nose. She ran out of the room, still covered in paint, and holding her nose, while going to the bathroom, unaware that soon, the smell would be coming from her.
A/N The end! So, how did you like the story? As always, I love reviews, and be on the lookout for the sequel to this story, The title is in the first AN at the top of here! Bye!