Author's Note: So guys, I know I haven't updated any of my stories in a while, but it is mostly because of school, family, and basketball. Here's a short one, hope you like it!
I could own Kickin' It, but I was too lazy and it would be on YouTube, not Disney XD!
It's been a few days since the tournament, and Kai and the gang were all at school. "Guys!" Milton called their attention as he went toward them. "Want to know who just won the Spelling Bee?" Jerry shook his head next to Kai. "Here's a clue. M.E."
"Meh?" Jerry asked. Kai nudged him with her elbow with annoyance.
"It's me you toad," Milton said.
"What is that?" Kai asked motioning to the awkwardly small object he had in his hands. "The trophy I won. It's a bronze bee."
"It's a small bee," Kai muttered.
"I've got fillings bigger than that thing," Kim agreed.
"I rode a little filling, called perspicacious, all the way to the finish line," Milton remarked, pretending that he was riding on a horse or something. "Now, come on, who's the man?" he asked opening his arms.
"Jack and Steve are the men!" they heard the principal shout. They turned to see the teacher holding a decent sized trophy.
Everyone walked over to Jack and Steve while cheering their names while Milton looked dejected. "Thanks to Jack's and Steve's routines, we have a gymnastics trophy for the 1st time in 15 years!" the principal announced. Everyone cheered again and Milton clapped reluctantly.
"It wasn't really a routine," Jack admitted.
"Yeah, we were just trying to move fast enough so no one saw us in a leotard," Steve finished. 2 boys walked past the group wearing leotards and Kai had to keep from laughing. "Even when you win wearing those things, you still lose."
"You know I just won the first spelling bee we've ever…" Milton was cut off by Eddie. "Hey, show us what you two did to win, guys," he said. Everyone agreed with him. Steve first did his and then Jack followed suit. Both were both seen by Kai anyway, so she just clapped because everyone else was.
"Guys, I hope this means you're going to stay on the gymnastics team," the principal said with hope evident in his voice. "We told you, it was a one time deal," Jack said.
"We win you're trophy and you get a little visit from the wedgie wizard," Steve finished.
Jack said motioning to Jerry, the king of wedgies. "I guess a deals a deal," the principal said reluctantly. "Just go with it" Jerry said with a smirk. He put some powder on his hands and clapped in the air, creating a cloud and "WOOH" ing. He did the job, and Kai cringed when the principal's briefs came up out of his pants. "Is that all you got punk?" he asked in a high pitched voice. They laughed as he walked off, pointing at his butt. They all started leaving when Steve stopped for Milton. "Milton, you coming?" he asked. "Yeah, I'll catch up with you guys in a second," he replied sadly. Steve shrugged and walked off.
Milton turned to talk to his trophy. "You know, you're just a little bee with broken wings, but you my friend, are gonna hang with the big dogs!" Milton said, he started climbing the ladder to put his trophy on the shelf, when he started wobbling. He fell and a huge janitor caught him without an effort. "If you're my guardian angel, then you sir, are awesome at you're job!" Milton exclaimed.