YNNBL Chp. 10

Heyyyy! Ikr! Already on chapter 10 and it's only 12:15 AM! And it's storming. Ooh joy - No sarcasm intended. I love storms. LET'S DOOO THIS! 3rd chapter posted in one night, second one written in one night. YESH! Oh. And PS. I have a thing for love triangles. Just read The New Girl. And PS IM SORRRRYYYYY! To those who don't like the Kate x Blake stuff! It'll be over soon!

[[Kate's POV]]

I was really expecting him to do anything but kiss me.

And I was expecting me to do anything but kiss back.

But I do.

An "Awwwww" escapes the lips of everyone but Tony as we break apart. Natasha is squealing and jumping up and down, and my sister is doing the same. They both run up and hug me. "Geez. It's like he proposed or something." I mutter, and I turn towards Blake himself when they finally let go.

"Uhm. I didn't mean to go that far. I kind meant to just ask you out." He says sheepishly, and I giggle, blushing. "Of course I'll go out with you, silly!" I look at Loki, who's doing his best to crinkle his nose and look disgusted. "Egh." He says, and I roll my eyes. I lace my fingers into Blake's, and Thor escorts us back upstairs. "Ok, lovebirds. Take hold of Mjolnir and we'll be on our way. And then I'll be on my way to see Jane." The last part comes out a mumble, and we hold tightly onto the god's magical hammer as it transports us back to the fountains in California.

No, I'm not crazy.

[[Loki's POV]]

It happened too fast. I couldn't stop it.

So now they're... dating. Oh well... I guess.

But it gets worse.

"What? A date? What about helping me?" I shout, back at the house, back in my normal form.

"It's fine, Loki. I'm sure we won't cause any harm! In fact... I have an idea."

~5 Minutes Later~

"Oh no! Oh NO NO NO! I am NOT going to drool in a high chair while you two make googly eyes at each other!" I protest loudly. Kate sighs. "You wouldn't be drooling You'd be five. Fully able to walk and talk. And we can keep a close eye on you."

I sigh, knowing I won't be able to win this. "Fine... But sometimes, very occasionally, there are... side effects."

Kates eyebrows shoot up. "Oh? Like what?"

But I'm so mad I simply go ahead and preform the spell.

It just happens to be that occasional time.

[[Kate's POV]]

"Oops." I say as Loki, now 5, picks his nose.

"I suppose those are the 'occasional side effects' he mentioned?" Blake guesses. I nod. "I guess he turned into a real 5-year-old."

He looks at me. "Mommy! When are we gonna get food! I'm HUNGRYYYYY!"

My eyes widen. "Crap. He thinks we're his parents."

Blake groans. "Ok. Let;s go get some food, son!"

I pull him out of the way. "You're actually going to go through with this?" I whisper loudly, but not loudly enough that Loki can hear us.

He shrugs. "Well, I mean, he'll be out of our hair, and he wono't try anything... well, Loki-ish."

I think it over, and eventually agree with him. "Ok, fine. Let's just go before it wears off."

[[Blake's POV]]

I pull up to Macaroni Grill, as Kate tries to handle Loki. "Oh God, I NEVER want to have kids." She mutters, and I agree. We both get out, Kate dragging Loki behind her.

We have a fairly normal dinner, and Loki begs us to get dessert, so we do. Halfway through, however, he starts groaning. "I don't feel too good, Daddy. He manages to get out, and my eyes widen. I rush him to the bathroom, where he locks himself in a cubicle.

I hear him puke, but what I don't expect is a huge flashing light coming from the stall as well. A flash, I get knocked out, and everything goes black.

[[Loki's POV]]

I sit up, and rub my mouth. I look into the toilet, grimace, and flush. It takes me a minute to realize I'm back to my normal self.

I exit the cubicle slowly, just in case anyone saw the transformation. No one is in here except...

Oh crap.

Well, I'm back to normal.

But Blake isn't.

I carry the unconscious 5-year-old out of the men's bathroom and back to the table. Kate gasps. "HOLY CRAP! WHAT-" She looks around and lowers her voice. "What happened?"

I answer in the same low voice. "I canged back, Blake seems to have changed a bit. And we need to go."

Kate nods, still looking shocked. "Ok. You get in the car. I'll pay."

I wait in the backseat of the automobile with the child, whom I found out what simply sleeping, for about 5 minutes before Kate commes rushing to the car. "Oh god." She mutters. "We have got to get home and find out how to fix this..."

I sigh. "I tried a few simple spells while you were gone, and they didn't work. I know the perfect spell, but I need extra power... and some time..."

Kate groans. "Oh god. How much time?"

I calculate it in my head. "Uh... Three days?"

She groans. "GOD! I have to deal with my baby boyfriend for three days! This is just great!"

I snicker, and she turns to look at me in disbelief. "What the hell are you laughing for?" She says.

"I thought you were my mom!"

She eventually starts laughing with me. We keep laughing halfway to Cory's house, then eventually die down. "You know... We might not have room for Blake in the bed..."

I swear under my breath. "I'll sleep on the floor." I volunteer grudgingly. She looks at me through the mirror. "No, it's fine. I'll have Cory bring out his old crib. Don't. Ask."

I chuckle. "Well, today was a close call." I say, and she nods. "Definitely."

We try to make conversation, but Blake wakes up and starts whining about dessert. Kate groans loudly. "I am NEVER haing KIDS!"

So, there's chapter 10! I know! Only 1,010 words! It's 1:45 AM! DON'T JUDGE MEEE! Ok! DON'T forget to check out my facebook: mycatsaninja47, my tumblr, ilovesetokaibamorethanyou73, and DON' FORGET that I have an epic poll up on my facebook wall!

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