Hey guys! I'm back at mah house! Yayyy! I get to see Avengers tomorrow again too :D OH YES. I THINK SO. Ok. Don't be jealous, my pretties. Just read.

PS I'm mixing the POVs up a little. You likey?

[[Loki's POV]]

It must have been instinct. Or impulse. Or something. Because I would never randomly grab Kate's hand to calm her down on purpose. I'm Loki. The same Loki that trieed to take over the world and killed a boatload of people doing it!

I'd never do that. I am that Loki.

.

Right?

.

I eventually let go when she looks calmed down enough.

"Sorry." I mutter, and she blushes. "It's... f-fine, I gue- ok I CANNOT take you seriously when you look like Stark."

I chuckle. "Ok. Do you hve any disguises that may work?"

Kate cocks her head to the sead, thinking. "Well, since we can't physically alter him... I guess we'll just put on a wig and hope for the best?"

Suddenly, Cory, who has obviously been eavesdropping on our entire conversation, comes down the stairs with a smirk on his face and baby Blake in his arms. "I've got plenty. Just go and pick some out, you lovebirds."

[[Tony's POV]]

There's a blinding flash of green light, and it feels like I'm... changing. When it dies down, I eel... different. As if my body isn't quite right.

Everybody is staring at me in shock. "What?" I ask, and immediatly, Thor grabs me by the collar of my shirt!

"Brother! How DARE you sneak away from Asguard! Didn't you learn your lesson?" He growls, and I'm completely and utterly confused. "What are you talking about? What-" I see a mirror in the backround and gasp. I'm Loki!

"No! I'm not Loki! Guys, you've got it all wrong! It's me! It's Tony!" I try to tell them, but they just look at me like I'm an idiot. Except for Thor. "Don't try your tricks, brother. They do not work on me. Now come to Asguard with me and face father's conciquences!"

My eyes are wide. "I swear! It's not me! I'm TONY STARK! Genius, billionaire, playboy, philan-"

Suddenly, Mabry inturrupts me. "Wait... WHERE'S TONY?" She yells at me, frantic. "Look, babe, it's nice to know you're crazy about me, but I'M TONY! You have GOT to believe me!"

"Take him into questioning, and prepare the electric shocks." Fury announces, having just walked in the room. Thor's expression changes completely. "Now, there's no need or torture, is there? We can get it out of him like he did before! It just sort of... slipped out."

Fury facepalms. "Fine. I should've known you wouldn't let us do that. Just take him in for qurestioning. NOW."

I kick and scream as they take me away. "COME ON! I'M NOT LOKI! I SWEAR! PLEASE BELIEVE ME! I AM IRON MAN, TONY STARK, I-"

That's when they slip the muzzle on.

Hours later, I'm in a holding cell, hands bound. I've been questioned by every single Avenger, with no luck on convincing them that I'm not Loki!

Suddenly, the door opens, and Mabry walks in. I let out a sigh o relie. "Thank God, Mabry, you're-"

She stops me midsentence with a slap in the face.

"Ow." I say simply, feeling my face. Mabry sits down in a huff. "They made me come down here. Just saying that now." She points out. I immediatly start begging her. "Come on, Mabry! You know it's me! I'll answer any question!"

She sighs. "Fine. What's Tony and my anniversary?" She asks. ]

"Er. Next question." I glance anywhere but her.

"What's my birthday?"

"Pass."

"What's my ideal date?"

"Uh. A date?"

She sighs. "Things aren't looking too good for you right now."

I bite my lip. "C'mon just one more question. Something you know I would know."

She sighs. "Fine. Last week, I wanted you to come shopping with me, but you said you were 'busy'. What were you doing?"

I sigh. "Fine. I was at the bar with Rhody, watching Top Gear."

Mabry gasps. "Holy crap. It's you. What happened?"

I shrug, shaking my head. "I have no idea."

My girlfriend eyes suddenly widen. "Oh my god. If you're in Loki's body, then..." I gasp, putting two and two together. Suddenly, there's a beeping on my neck. I reach behind and pull off a ... traking chip?

My tracking chip!

Mabry puts her hand to her mouth. "Oh my god. Loki knows. He somehow knows. Oh god. Who could possibly-" Suddenly she stops. No gasps. Just stops. "What's wrong?" I ask, and she bites her lip and shakes her head. "No. No no no no no no. She wouldn't do that... would she? Oh god... It all makes sense now..."

I take her hand in mine. "What's wrong?" She sighs and stands up. "We have to get to California. Now."

I shug. "Sorry. There's a huge storm outside. No airlines."

Her determined look doesn't wither. "Then we'll go by car." I smirk. "I've got a better idea. Let's go fly some suits."

[[Mabry's POV]]

It's just so weird.

The thought is basically the only thing that runs through my head the entire day. We decide that it would be more Tony-ish if he just went out as himself. Except I change my look completely. I've been meaning to for a while now. I start with a haircut. A big haircut.

"Here we go." I gulp, looking at my long hair in the mirror, scissors in hand. Tony- er, Loki- bites his lip. "You don't have to do this, you know." He tells me, and I nod, but my determination doesn't waver.

"Can you... go? I'd rather do this by myself." I breath, and my two friends (that can still walk and talk) quickly agree and leave. I take a deep breath. "Here I go." I whisper, before taking the first chunk of my hair away from my head.

20 minutes of precision utting and trimming later, Im happy with the result. "Guys! I'm ready!" I announce, quickly putting my colored contacts on and changing my clothes. "I hope they like it." I mutter.

[[Loki's POV]]

"Oh my god... Who are you? Where's Kate?" I exclaim, brandishing around my magic. She giggles. "It's me, Loki. See?" She turns blue, and her hair turns fiery red. Cory doesn't even flinch. "Oh. So now you're all frost-gianty too?" He asks calmly. Kate nods. "Always have, always been, always will be. I guess I'll just have to live with who I am." Cory smiles. "Well, you look beautiful."

She runs to hug him. "Thanks, bro." She says, and my mouth drops. "This man is your brother?"

Kate turns towards me with a smile plastered on her face. "Yep. I just didn't tell you beause- well, I don't know. I just never thought to mention it." She shrugs, and I smile. "Well, I think you look astonishing. Do I get a hug too?" She giggles nd comes to hug me as well. "So. What should we do about-" I look around. "Where did Cory go?"

"WAIT!" He shouts from the other room, and about 5 minutes later, he omes back a changed man.

Literally.

He apparently shaved because his 5:00 shadow is gone and he's wearing a blonde wig instead of his normal brown-gray hair. "How do I look?" He asks, and Kate is gaping. "Uhm. Not like you."

"Good. Now let's go eat some hot dogs. Loki, I know you'll love them."

[[Mabry's POV]]

"So what am I supposed to do- AHHHH!" I yell as Tony, fully decked out in iron wear, picks me up and carries me up in the sky with him. "TONY THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK OUT! I'LL TAKE THE MOTORCYCLE AND MEET YOU THERE! DON'T DO ANTHING UNTIL I GET THERE!"

He lands again. "You mean my super legit, superspeed motocycle that I built myself?" He asks me, and I nod. "If you have to call it that, yes." I answer, crossing my arms. He reluctantly lets me down. " not. A. Scratch.You hear me? Meet you in sunny California. Maybe I'll stop for shwarma on the way."

I gasp for breath as Tony takes off for the second time, surprising me with the speed and power of his launch. "Jesus. You just can't catch a break with that guy." I chuckle, sprinting down stealthily to the garage. I grab the keys from my room and stuff them in my jeans pocket. "Where are you goi-" Thor asks, but I interrupt him. "Errands. Gotta run."

I arrive at the garage and press the button on the keychain. The motorcycle roars to life, and I smile slightly. "Here we go." I mutter, before swinging my leg over the seat and hope that I'll figure out how to use this thing on the way there.

"Can't be much different than a bike, can it?" I breath, and suddenly, pressing the pedal, the vehicle jerks me out of the garage at astonishing speed. "Different. A lot different. Oh god, please help me. I'm gonna need it."

Yayyy! There it is! So, I saw Avengers again today :D No bragging intended! It's also 3:29 AM, so YOUR WELCOME FOR STEALING THIS LAPTOP AND FINISHING THE CHAPTER. Facebook: mycatsaninja47. Pictures of Kate's makeover soon! :D Kthanxbye