Sorry I've been obessed with an anime called Hetalia so I've been completely ignoring Professor Layton srry but on my Youtube page I have uploaded Moves Like Layton which is a video with the song Moves Like Jagger with Professor Layton and IMPORTENT this chapter will have a video on Youtube about it posted by me but on Youtube I'm Rose21991 REMEMBER THAT so keep a look out for a video like that on my page
Remember When Ch17 Gay Or European
"There there there!" Flora shouted pointing at Layton.
"Look at that tan well tanned skin, Look at the careful shape he's in, Look at the stubbly stubbly chin Oh please he's gay totally gay!" Flora sang sweeping the floor.
"I'm not about confirm that since shapes don't indicate that straight or disparate this guy's not gay I say not gay" Clive sang using his broom as a microphone.
Layton stared at them with a puzzled face.
"That is the elephant in the room but it's relevant to assume that the man that wears perfume is automaticly raticly fey" Clive and Flora sang happily.
Luke looked at them and so did Lando.
Lando was visiting like a freeloader again and Luke was sitting listening to their rather amusing song.
"But look at his croft and crispy lox" Clive sang feeling Layton's hair.
"Look at his so stylish socks!" Flora sang pointing at Layton's shoes.
"There's the eternal paradox but we don't see" Clive sang.
"Where can we see it?" Flora sang.
"Is he gay?" Clive sang.
"Of course he's gay!" Flora nearly shouted.
"Or European?" Clive sang making Flora stop.
They took a pause.
"What are you singing?" Luke blurted since he thought they were done.
"We got it from this show called Legal Blonde" Flora explained smiling.
"I got it from the internet" Clive explained with a grin.
"I know that song!" Lando shouted standing up.
Layton continued drinking his tea as if nothing was happening.
"Hey Layton remember when we all sang that?" Lando stated putting his arm around Layton.
"We did?" Layton asked confused.
"Yeah so did all of you I totally remember" Lando stated.
"Remember When"
Lando continued.
The Story
It was a Friday afternoon and everyone was in court.
Layton was accused for trying to make a move on Luke.
His parents wanted to arrest him for it but they took him to court to give him a chance to explain.
Luke sat down.
Luke wore a tux to look like a little genuis, according to his mother.
Layton sat next to the judge who seemed to be Anton.
Lando walked in and saw that nothing had happened since he was worried he was late.
Lando sat down with the jury since he was one of them.
The others were Clive, Emmy, Descole, Crow, Arianna, Claire, Lando, Dimitri and Sharon.
Arianna was talking to Luke trying to get some evidence out of him before this whole "game" started.
Clive and Emmy were arguing since Clive thought making a move wasn't really a crime.
Descole sat there looking at no one and quite quiet.
Crow and Arianna talked since they couldn't believe Layton would do such a thing.
"Hi Sharon" Lando greeted smiling.
"Hello" Sharon said smiling.
"Okay everyone sit down!" Anton shouted bagging his hammer on the circle pad.
Everyone sat quickly.
"Layton was accused for trying to...invade the young boy known as Luke we are here to claim if this is a lie or the truth" Anton stated loudly.
"Luke where is your lawyer and Layton where is your attorney?" Anton asked.
"Right here!" Luke stated pointing at Donald, his butler.
Turns out he's also a lawyer.
"My attorney will be here any-"
"I'm NOT late!" someone shouted from the door.
The door swung open and it was Flora it a black dress.
Everyone stared at Flora as she walked across the room to stand next to Layton.
"Are you old enough to be an attorney?" Anton asked.
"Yes I am" Flora stated serious.
An Hour Later
"Everyone Layton is gay!" Flora shouted startling everyone.
"Then he's guilty?" Emmy asked.
"No because Luke doesn't count as a guy" Flora said rather harsh.
"There there there!" Flora shouted pointing at Layton.
"Look at tan well tanned skin, Look at that careful shape he's in, Look at that stubbly stubbly chin, Oh please he's gay totally gay" Flora shouted to everyone.
"I'm not about to celebrate cause shapes can't indicate straight or disparate, This guy's not I say not gay" Clive stated standing up.
"That is the elephant in the room but it's relevant to assume that the man that wears perfume is automaticly raticly fey!" Everyone said joining the conversation.
"But look at his croft and crispy lox" Clive stated standing next to Flora.
"Look at his so stylish socks!" Flora stated looking at Layton.
Clarie sat there looking oddly at Flora and Clive.
"Theirs the eternal paradox but we can't see it" Clive stated.
"Where can we see it" Flora asked everyone.
"Is he gay?" Clive said loudly.
"Of course he's gay!" Flora shouted.
"Or European?" Clive shouted.
Everyone was quiet.
"Oh..." Everyone said staring at Layton.
"Gay or European? It's hard to confirm it. It is he Gay or European?" Everyone said turning to Luke.
"Well hey don't look at me!" Luke stated nervous.
"You see they bring all those British in those charming foreign ports they play particular sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts" Emmy explained standing up and joining.
"Gay or just exotic I still can't crack the code" Everyone said looking at each other.
"Yet his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed" Lando stated standing up.
"Ha" Everyone said looking at Layton.
"Gay or European, So many shades of gray" Everyone said looking at each other confused.
"Depending on the time of day the French go either way" Lando stated joking around.
"Is he Gay or European-"
"Hold it right there!" Claire shouted not taking it anymore.
"Look at that very flirty smirk, I see it on every guy at work, That is a natural hacherel jerk, That guy's not gay I say NO WAY!" Claire shouted standing up.
"That is the elephant in the room but its relevant to assume that a hotty in that pursuit is-"
Everyone stopped.
"automaticly raticly" Luke added.
"ironically" Lando added
"ronically" Emmy added making up a word.
"smirkly purcly" Claire added.
"genetically gay" Anton added.
"Official gay!" Sharon added.
"Official gay gay gay gay!" Everyone shouted pointing at Layton.
Layton gave Claire a kiss on the cheek quickly.
"DAMN IT!" Everyone shouted but the loudest was Anton.
"Gay or European?" Everyone asked.
"So stylish and relaxed" Clive said winking at Layton.
Descole rolled his eyes as he continued reading his book.
"Is he Gay or European?" Everyone asked.
"I think his chest is waxed" Clive stated chuckling.
"But those French guys are different so its culturally diverse, It's not a fashion curse if he wears a kilt or wears a purse" Claire stated making a point.
"Gay or European so many shades of gray" Everyone said to each other.
"But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday!" Sharon shouted raising her hand up.
"Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-"
"Wait a minute!" Lando shouted.
"Give me a chance to crack this, guy, I have an idea I would like to try" Lando stated.
"The floor's yours" Clive said stepping back.
Lando walked to Layton and stood next to him.
Dimitri looked at Descole who seemed to be paying attention now like this was a good show.
"So Mr. Layton how long have you had feeling for the boy?" Lando asked banging the table Layton sat at.
"2 years" Layton answered.
"And your first name again is?" Lando asked.
"Hershel" Layton answered.
"And your boyfriend's name is?" Lando asked rather smug.
"Jean" Layton answered.
Everyone gasped loudly.
"Oh did you say boyfriend? I thought you said best friend! Jean is my best friend" Layton stated standing up.
"You bastard!" Descole shouted standing up.
Everyone turned to him in surprise.
"You lying bastard!" Descole shouted walking up to the front.
"That's it! I'm not covering for you any longer! People, I have a big announcement!" Descole shouted.
"This man is gay AND European!" Descole shouted as long as he could.
Everyone gasped again in surprise except Clive who chuckled a bit.
"You should've known that now, You can't keep covering for this very curious court" Descole said to Layton.
"HA!" Everyone shouted.
"See don't you see, It doesn't matter what he says, I swear he never ever ever stood the other way" Descole stated.
"You are so gay you big patifey you boyfriend culand colena!" Descole shouted in front of Layton.
"I'm straight!" Layton shouted back.
"You were not yesterday" Descole said with a smirk.
"And if I may I'm proud to say he's gay!" Descole shouted.
"And European" Everyone added.
"He's Gay and European and Gay!" Everyone shouted.
"Fine okay I'm gay!" Layton confessed loudly.
"HOORAY!" Everyone shouted happily hugging each other.
"I declare him NOT guilty!" Anton shouted banging his hammer on the circle pad.
Everyone hugged and smiled.
The End
"Um Lando I don't remember that happening" Luke said raising his hand.
"How can you not remember?" Lando asked confused.
"Maybe because uh oh yeah IT NEVER HAPPENED!" Clive shouted rather rudely.
"But how come I remember" Lando asked.
"Well when you were sleeping last week at night on the couch and I came downstairs you were saying Gay or European but I never knew what you meant" Layton stated.
"So it was a dream? But it felt SO real" Lando said looking at his hands.
"Well who wants to go out for dinner?" Clive asked happily.
"I would like that" Layton answered smiling.
"Okay then your paying come on!" Clive said running to get his coat.
"Typical Clive not wanting to pay as usual" Layton said chuckling.
Luke, Flora, and Lando went to get dressed for dinner and so did Clive but not Layton since he's always dressed.
"I can't believe I convinced Lando to think it was a dream I guess I forgot to erase that memory from his mind...After night I will erase that memory when everyone is asleep" Layton said to himself quietly.
"Wait didn't I already erase the memory...I guess his brain just doesn't listen" Layton whispered to himself.
"I Hope No One Finds Out"
Did you like it? Well you see the song "Gay or European" was stuck in my head so I decided how would it be Layton verison and later I will be posting the video on Youtube anyway hope you liked it and yes Gay and European is a song I just changed the lyics a bit and where they got it from cuz I DON'T Gay or European the song or Legally Blonde The Musical (which is where its really from)