I got bored and decided to make a chapter of the Layton gangs obession with anime (more like my obsseion being spread across the globe) so any way enjoy and if you are an Otaku (a TRUE anime/manga fan) then you'll luv the animes that the Layton Gang likes
Also this isn't really a Remember When since I decided to change it up a bit
Remember When Ch18 The Japanese Are...
Clive came in with his dark blue robe on.
He just finished showering and was brushing his hair in the living room.
Layton was sitting at the table drinking tea while watching the news.
Clive seemed to be singing a song and shall I say a rather unusual song.
"I think I love the porn" Clive sang happily brushing his hair.
Layton tried to ignore his singing but it still made him feel uncomfortable.
"And the Japanese love tickle porn" Clive sang a bit louder using his brush as a mic.
I told that boy not to be out with Lando at the mall Layton thought with a sigh.
"So we should dance dance dance dance dance to the stereotypes!" Clive sang as loud as he could.
"Clive!" Layton shouted accidentally.
Clive stopped and looked at Layton.
"What?" Clive asked annoyed.
"Uh can you sing your song somewhere else please" Layton suggested uneasy.
"But why?! I want to share the song of the stereotypes!" Clive pleaded.
"At least sing another song" Layton said sipping his tea.
"Okay then" Clive said clearing his throat to sing.
Clive brushed his hair as he thought of a song.
"Hey hey papa can I have some wine!" Clive sang gleefully.
Doesn't this boy know any normal songs Layton thought feeling worse.
"Hey hey mama hey hey mama!" Clive sang dancing around the room.
"It doesn't what I do I'll never forget!" Clive sang in a Italian accent.
Why is he singing like that? Layton thought confused.
"The taste of Polonaise won't get out of my head" Clive sang.
"Draw a circle that's the Earth" Clive repeated 3 times.
"I am Hetalia!" Clive shouted.
After one minute of hearing "Draw a circle that's the Earth" Layton began humming the song when Clive sang a different verison.
Clive turned to Layton who hummed.
"Are you singing along, Hershel?" Clive asked grinning.
"No I'm humming" Layton corrected.
"Your just humming cause I said I am England-su" Clive said chuckling.
"What do you mean England-su?" Layton asked confused.
"It's a song from an anime its just an add on to make the word "England" longer" Clive explained.
Just then the door swung open.
"Yo yo yo!" Lando shouted waving like he was faraway.
Clive was surprised and jumped up.
"WHAT THE HECK!" Clive shouted angrily.
"Sorry, mafia dude! I just came back from Tokyo and it was AWESOME!" Lando shouted happily.
"Mafia? Uh...cool I'm mafia" Clive said to himself impressed.
Layton was very confused since they kept saying things that had to do with Japan.
"I brought gifts!" Lando shouted so that Flora and Luke would here from upstairs.
"GIFTS" Flora and Luke shouted running downstairs.
"Okay I got all of them right here!" Lando said searching his bag.
"Okay Clive, I heard from Flora that you love the anime Hetalia so I decided to get you this" Lando said handing Clive a manga.
Clive thought it was boring till he saw the title.
Clive's eyes started to sparkle.
"YOUR AWESOME!" Clive shouted hugging the manga.
"Luke, the last time I saw you you loved the anime FullMetal Alchemist so I got you this" Lando said handing Luke a necklace with a pocket watch.
Luke gasped and gently grabbed the necklace.
"Its-Its Edward's pocket watch! H-How did you get this?!" Luke asked excited.
"They were selling it at a store that looked like Walmart" Lando said unsure.
Flora smiled happily as Lando reached inside his bag.
"Here Flora" Lando said smiling.
Flora couldn't believe her eyes.
Lando held a Chibi England plush.
Flora snatched it away and hugged it tightly.
"Adigato, Lando!" Flora said cheerfully.
Lando walked up to Layton.
"Here, Hershel" Lando said handing Layton some mangas.
Hershel took them and looked at them and spit out his tea.
"LANDO!" Layton shouted turning red.
"What?" Lando asked grinning.
"Why did you give me this!" Layton asked shocked.
Clive grabbed the manga to look at it.
It was a yaoi manga starring Layton and Lando.
(Yaoi-GuyxGuy)
Clive opened it since he wanted to know what would happen.
"Wow this is nothing compared to yaoi manga based on the French" Clive stated out loud.
Everyone stared at Clive and took a step away from him.
"Its pretty good though" Clive said handing it back to Lando.
"Do you want it or not?" Landoi asked.
"Of course NOT" Layton nearly shouted.
"Okay then here" Lando said handing him some dvds.
Layton looked at them a bit scared but then smiled.
"What is it, Professor?" Luke asked curious.
"It's an anime about us" Layton said gladly.
"Wow!" the three said looking at the cover.
"What did you get anyway?" Flora and Luke asked Clive after looking at the dvd.
"Here" Clive said handing them the manga.
Flora and Luke gasped.
It was a yaoi manga featuring England, France, and America also including another story with Germany and Italy and another story with Russia and China.
(Me: I would want that if it was real)
"Isn't it awesome?" Clive asked.
"Uh its disturbing" Flora said handing him the book.
"I like it but if only Lando gave me Yuri" Clive said a bit disappointed.
(Yuri-GirlxGirl)
(Me: Its TOTALLY disgusting...I bet a dude came up with it)
Flora slapped Clive for being disgusting.
Lando decided to stay over for a couple (a lot) of nights.
Clive went up to get dressed then came downstairs and sat to read his manga.
Lando also sat and read his manga too.
Flora played her dating sim game she got from ebay while holding her Chibi England plush.
(Btw if you didn't know England is a character from the anime/manga Hetalia Axis Powers and Hetalia World Series)
Luke kept starring at his pocket watch while listening to FMA music on his iPod.
While Layton sat at the same spot he was sipping tea like always.
"Flora, why do you like those games?" Lando asked curious.
"Because I get to talk to England" Flora responded happily.
(I'm not an England fan I'm a Russia fan but I decided to make Flora an England fan since he acts a bit like Layton)
"I would like to talk to Ukraine" Clive said with a grin.
(what Clive said is weird and pervy because he meant it in a pervy way also Ukraine the character is a girl with a GIANT chest)
Everyone heard a voice saying "Kolkolkol" repeatedly.
(Kolkolkol is what Russia says when he is about to kill someone. In the anime Hetalia Russia cares for his sisters Ukraine and Belarus and protects them so after hearing Clive's pervy sentence he wanted to kill Clive with his bloody pipe and-CENCORED-)
"Ha Ha! Russia's gonna get you!" Lando said laughing.
"Oh damn!" Clive said hiding his face with the manga.
Luke sat down on the floor next to Flora and watched her play.
"Oh god!" Flora shouted accidentally.
"Flora! Language!" Layton scolded.
How is that a bad word? Lando thought confused.
"What happened?" Clive asked.
"It was nothing France just scared me" Flora said chuckling a bit.
(Flora is scared by the character France from the anime Hetalia because he is a perv and is known to -BEEP- everyone even if the same gender which scares ANYONE even me)
"Yeah she went back home and France was there sitting on her bed" Luke explained.
"I did that once" Clive stated grinning.
Everyone starred at Clive and moved away from him.
After a moment of silence Lando began to chuckle.
"What's so funny?" Clive asked curious.
"I'm on top" Lando said laughing out loud.
(if you think really wrong then you'll get it)
Clive joined his laugh while Layton tried to ignore them.
What is with the Japanese products these days Layton thought.
After that Clive became to chuckle.
"France you dog I must learn from you" Clive said out loud.
Everyone once again starred at Clive.
"I worry about you, Clive" Layton finally admitted.
Pretty some it was quiet again.
"Um Lando, Clive" Layton said trying to get their attention.
Clive and Lando turned to Layton curiously.
"What is Hetalia exactly and can you please explain EVERYTHING about Japanese Animation and other such things like that please" Layton asked curious.
"It might take awhile" Lando warned.
"I have the time" Layton responded.
"Okay then let's start with terms okay well yaoi means a boy and a boy together and yuri means a girl and a girl together" Clive explained.
"I have a fun fact! Did you know that the Japanese made a panty game" Lando stated.
(what Lando said is true...aren't the Japanese GENIUSES)
Everyone looked at Lando.
"I'm serious! Let me explain you know those games that you try to get a stuffed animal with the claw thing well imagine that except its not filled with stuffed animals it's filled with pantys! I tried it and lost badly" Lando explained.
"AWESOME! What else will the Japanese come up with" Clive said excited.
(Me: I hate myself for making Clive a TOTAL clone of France *bags head on wall like China*)
"Continue I guess" Layton suggested.
"Okay well moe means cute and shota means love but like a little bit like a hug for example also the word Hetalia in Japanese means Useless Italy in a cute way" Clive explained.
"The most popular anime is Death Note and the most abnormal anime that rarely anyone likes is School Days but its loved because of what happens to the guy at the end of the series" Lando explained.
(Me: School Days is abnormal because of the ending that will make you say "HE DESEVRED IT")
"I still think they were rough on the guy I mean he only cheated on her 7 times or more" Clive said.
(Me: Clive is talking about School Days *SPOILER ALERT* you see in the end the girl getting cheated on kills the guy with a knife and since Clive cheated on a couple (a lot) of girls he's afriad that might happen to him)
"You just say that cause you like to have-"
"Let's keep this T rated PLEASE!" Flora shouted.
"Anyway the anime Shugo Chara has 8 seasons and in total 126 episodes which is the longest anime I know also FullMetal Alchemist is very popular because of the relationship between the two brothers Al and Ed" Clive explained.
(Me: Thank you, Freind for telling me about FMA cuz I have a new anime crush *shows Al pic on wall* isn't he moe)
"Japan is planning to bring Vocaloid to America also they made a DS game for Hetalia but they don't plan to bring it the US or UK because they're aren't many anime fans so they'll just be wasting money" Lando explained.
(Me: the Vocaloid thing is a rumor since I saw it on the Spanish Discorvery Channel and the Hetalia thing is sadly true)
"They're are lots of yaoi couples that Professor Layton fans and Hetalia fans ship also ship means that you take two characters and make them romanticly involved even though in the show they aren't together. Some Professor Layton yaoi couples are Layton and Luke, Layton and Clive, Layton and Lando, Highschool Layton and Lando, Clive and Luke, Henry and Lando, Layton and Descole, and Descole and some dude I forgot his name though" Clive explained running out of breath.
"Hetalia yaoi couples are UsUk, FrUk, GerIta, ItaPan, Spain and Romano, America and Russia, Russia and China, China and Japan, Japan and Greece, Japan and Turkey, Turkey and Greece, England and Japan, France and Russia, Prussia and Austria, Austria and Germany, Canada and America, Canada and France, Germany and Prussia, Latvia and Russia, Poland and Lithuania, Norway and Iceland, Finland and Sweden, America and Japan, Hong Kong and China, South Korea and Japan, Italy and Russia, Italy and France, England and Germany, Prussia and Russia, Estonia and Latvia, Switzerland and Austria, Canada and Cuba, and Romano and Italy" Lando said dying for breath.
(Since their are a LOT of characters in Hetalia which are mostly guys their are A LOT of yaoi couples)
"That's a lot" Layton admitted.
"That's why I love Hetalia cause I ship them ALL mostly FrUk cause it sounds like a cuss word" Clive said chuckling.
(France: FrUk everywhere!)
(Me: GO AWAY PERV! *hits with pan*)
"Anything else?" Layton asked.
"I can't think of anything else" Clive and Lando said to each other.
Wow what is with Japan and yaoi? Layton thought.
Japan is odd
Me: OMG I forgot to put this in the last chapter I sorry aru
Luke: Red has Hetalia fever so if you know Hetalia then you know who she's cosplaying
Me: Hey Luke put this on *shows sailor outfit*
Luke: I'm NOT short like Sealand!
Me: Fine! Ok now questions
Italy: Ve~ How are ya
Germany: ITALY! COME BACK HERE!
Italy: oops wrong show
Germany: *carries off Italy back to Hetalia*
Me: I'm gonna watch you guys in an hour *waves*
Luke: anyway Onika Layton asks "Does Emmy fancy the Professor" and Amnesia girl asks to anyone who wants to answer "If you had the chance to cross dress would you?" and to Red "is a Wii U different from a wii or are they the same thing?" WOW not a lot of people this time...thats weird?
Me: DANG PEOPLE ASK!
Luke: you have to stop watching Hetalia or you'll be cussing even worse
Me: first question I guess
Emmy: I don't like the Professor we're just friends and even if I did like he'll ever like me back
Me: *coughs* lier
Emmy: what?
Me: MOVING ON!
Luke: I wouldn't cross dress
Clive: I totally would and Luke I will still force you *grin*
Me: I can feel the pervness in the air
Luke: *swallows throw up* anyway would you cross dress, Red?
Me: DUH! I've tried convincing my mom to cut my hair really short like Yuki from the anime Haruhi Suzumiya
Luke: did she say yes?
Me: At first she's like "HELL NO" but then after begging and begging she's like "FINE!" XD
Luke: Moving on
Me: A Wii U is TOTALLY different from a Wii I know cuz Nintendo said that during E3 2012 by the way the Wii U isn't just a control its a WHOLE NEW system if you didn't know also a hint is Wii U sounds like Wii 2
Luke: wow you know a lot, Red!
Me: As a TRUE Nintendo fan I must know EVERYTHING!
France: *French laugh* hello Red
Me: GET THE HECK OUT OF THIS SHOW PERV! *pushes France out the window*
Luke: um Red you know we're on the top floor of this buliding right?
Me: And
Luke: By the way this is Question 13
Me: Please watch Hetalia but if you take my Russia I WILL-CENCORED-
Luke: watch FullMetal Alchemist the movie because Al looks awesome
Me: AL IS MINE!
Luke: sorry Belarus I MEAN Red!
Me: Why you little son of a-
Clive: ANYWAY check out Red's Youtube Channel for some Hetalia if you think its kool also she uploaded a new video called "Anime&Games Are Part Of Me" which has all of the things Red LOVES in one music video so watch it on the Youtube channel Rose21991
Me: WATCH IT OR I'LL GO ALL RUSSIAN ON YOU...jk
Luke: Also if you are wondering why the Gay or European video isn't out yet its cuz Red's computer seems to hate Layton now
Me: YEAH it always shuts down in the middle of my editing
Clive: You have a LOT of catching up to do!
Me: yeah yeah I know and I'm sorry
Russia: *comes out of nowhere* Become one with Russia, Da? (Da means yes in Russian)
Me: *eyes sparkle* YES YES YES *jumps in Russia's arms and gets carried away*
Clive: RED DON'T! HE'LL INVADE YOUR VITAL REGIONS! (guess what vital regions means...SERIOUSLY guess)
Luke: I guess that's it. Question 14 coming soon. Asta La Pasta! (our new goodbye)
Clive: COME BACK RED! *chases Russia*
Luke: CLIVE IS RIGHT YOU CAN'T TRUST RUSSIA!
Me: What's this in your pocket Russia *takes out bottle with a Russian word on it*
Russia: Oh that's Vodca you should drink A LOT of that while I take you home (now that sound creepy)