"TRASH!" The crimson eyed man shouted.

You eye brow twitched. You guys have been dating for almost four months; you'd think he'd stop calling you that by now. But still, you answered him.

"What do you want?"

"Explain this picture to me." He growled, holding up a photo of you and very cute guy hugging.

"X-Xanxus-"

Before you had time to even get one word out, the Varia boss interrupted.

"So you're cheating on me! Have you been doing this since the very first day we were together? You whore, get out of my sight!"

Feeling hurt and frustrated you did as he said. But before slamming the door there was one thing that you had to say...

Looking at Xanxus over your shoulder you gathered as much air in your lungs in possible and yelled, "WHY WOULD I CHEAT ON YOU WITH MY COUSIN, DUMBASS?"

That left the man in shock for a while...