Yesterday, at X:Xx pm and close to Christmas eve, police captured messrs. Kidnapper and Kidnapper B, two potential kidnappers. They would have been sucessful, were it not for the efforts of a mysterious poor-looking teen.
A young girl was kidnapped by the two man with, strangely, no resistance.
As they were making their get-away, a young man blocked their way, and got ran over.
Despite all injuries, and the prospect of facing financial crisis as a result of unsurmountable hospital bills, the young man valiantly saved the damsel in distress.
Unfortunately, the young man was taken away by a helicopter containing a pretty maid.
Police have decided to let go of the matter 3 days later after a call saying the young man will be taken care of and has found a job.