"No way! You're going down-" The red-head that wore a white scaly scarf answered back. Unfornately, he tore his eyes away from the opponent, and she took the chance to deliver a smashing uppercut to Scarf-Guy.
WINNER: NagiSan Matsu LOSES
"Blast it!" Natsu threw his controller on the ground. "Almost got you that time."
"Hey, careful with that!" Nagi said grabbing the controller from Natsu. "It's a special edition golden controller of the BEEP console, and I made Hayate wait five hours to get his hands on this baby~" Nagi explained fondly cuddling and rubbing the controller to her face.
Natsu rolled his eyes. "Whatever, let's have a rematch."
Another blonde was watching them, her name was BEEP.
"Hey, why does my name have a beep?" Lucy shouted at no one in particular. "Who are you talking to, Lucy? I think you're losing your marbles." Happy smirked, covering his hand with his paw looking very dark.
A maid with tied-brown hair who looks like she's in her twen- *GLARE* iiii-n hhher ummmmm, sevenTEENs, patted Lucy on her shoulder. "Don't worry Ms. Lucy, practical jokes like that always happen in this world, right RandomOnigiri?" Maria said looking at no particular direction.
Lucy and Happy looked at Maria. "I think she lost her marbles." Happy remarked. Lucy nodded.
"Mistress, the tea is ready" Hayate came through the door, wearing-
FLASHBACK Hayate was bowed down, pleading for something. "Please don't make me wear dresses, mini skirts, heels, cat ears, or anything girly!" "Uh..." RandomOnigiri just stared, new at this fourth wall thing.
"PLEEEEEASSSSSEEEE!" Hayate grabbed RO's shirt and pleaded with large anime eyes.
"I-i-i guess..."
FLASHBACK END "Mistress, the tea is ready" Hayate came through the door, IN HIS NORMAL BUTLER SUIT...
(Hayate: phew) ...but ...
(Hayate: !)
(Hayate:)
...together with a dude that was shirtless, except for a bowtie.
"I made Ice Mountain Sashimi, and created the ice myself" Gray bragged. (Oh, by the way, this is Cooking Master Boy reference).
Maria blushed and looked away. Somewhere behind the sofa, two heads pop up, one full of iron lead and one filled with comedy.
"Hey sushi boy, you forgot your shirt"
"Hey Grey, your shirt"
Sakuya and Gajeel said simultaneously.
Sakuya hit Gajeel with a paper fan. The paper fan just bent, not affecting Gajeel at all. "'your shirt'?! Can't you do anything punnier than that?" "What? I'm just staing the obvious. And he does that all the time" Gajeel said as he chewed some metal.
Gray looked at the TV screen where Nagi and Natsu played. "She beat you again didn't she? You're such a sissy."
"Who're you calling a sissy?" Natsu hit his head on Gray's forehead.
"Are you picking a fight?" Gray hit back. The two of them emmiting eminous aura rays.
Nagi sighed. "So who's next huh?"
Hayate went to them. "Um mistress, the tea might get cold."
"Does he have a shirt yet?" Maria asked Lucy, still covering her eyes. "Don't worry, I'll give him a shirt" sighed Lucy, while Happy flew to Sakuya and Gajeel.
"So," Sakuya began. "I'll explain the basics of comedy..."
Gajeel, looking bored, accidentaly grabbed Happy and was about to chew him. "You l-AHHHH! Gajeel!"
"Oh, sorry Happy"
"Hey, are you listening?" Sakuya shouted while poking Gajeel's forehead.
In the midst of this, someone's head popped through the door.
Hayate and Maria thought that the door was locked.
"A-ano...to...eto..." A person poked its head through.
Nagi recognized the face right away. "Oh, hey RandomOnigiri. What's up?"
RandomOnigiri looked left and right. "Ano...minna-san...Why are you...?"
^This will take forever^ Hayate thought. He took out a remote control, pointed it at RandomOnigiri and pressed the button '!2p mode'.
*ZAP*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NAGI'S HOUSE!" RandomOnigiri shouted at the Fairy Tail cast. "AND YOU-" The author pointed at Sakuya, "YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS STORY!" "Hey, I try to get as much screen time as I can" Sakuya shrugged.
"THIS. IS. A. FAN FICTION!" RandomOnigiri screamed while flailing her arms.
"Whoa, someone's in a bad mood!" Sakuya noted.
"Umm, who's she?" Lucy asked.
Gray went up next to her, much to the embarassment of Maria, and told her "You still don't know? That's the author of this story."
"Haha, chillax!" Natsu said putting his hand around the shoulders, like a buddy, trying to calm the author down. "We were just playing BEEP-gen."
RandomOnigiri flung his arms away, "THAT'S THE POINT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MEET EACH OTHER YET, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE MEETING SCENE?" RandomOnigiri screamed while flipping through the draft.
"Ah, we just skipped that part, we got tired of waiting for the new story to pop out, y'know?" Nagi explained.
"WHAT! I'M THE AUTHOR , AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE SCREENPLAY?! BESIDES, THIS IS AN ACTION FANFICTION! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TOURNAMENT-
*continues shouting*
Hayate exited the house quietly and faced you.
"Um, sorry about that, because of the current state, this story will continue normally in the next installment."
^or maybe not...^ "..."
"Well, see you next time!"
END