A/N: YAY! So, to everyone who reviewed… I LOVE YOU ALL!

Now that I think about it, that sounds creepy, so… thanks :) Also, this chapter is shorter than the others... sorry! I hope you enjoy it anyway :)

Mike randomly came up to me in the hall like he does every other day. What could it mean?

"Want to go to the dance with me?" he asked. Sigh, of course he wanted to go with me.

"I'm saving myself for Edwardo- I mean, going to Seattle. Go with Jenna, she can HAVE my sloppy seconds," I told him. Mike nodded, looking sad.

I was relieved, until I suddenly saw Eric standing by my truck.

"Want to go to the dance with me?" he questioned. Another one? Jeez! I didn't have time for this!

"Why do you even want to go with me? After the first day we met, I basically ignored you. Besides, I have no personality!" I cried. He shrugged.

"I honestly can't explain it. It's almost like the author was trying to live through you," Eric tried to explain.

Well, hmmph. I bet he still loved me.

And then it was Tyler's turn.

"Want to go to the dance with me?"

"I'm going to Seattle, so just shut up. God, can't I have some peace? Cute guys asking me to dance sucks!" I lamented.

"Poor guys. Hey, want to go to Seattle with me?" Edwardo suddenly asked. GAH, ANOTHER ONE- oh, never mind, it's Edwardo.

"I know you regret not letting the van kill me," I challenged.

"Well, now that you mention it- I mean, nah. It would be better if we didn't stalk each other, but I'm done trying to fight it," Edwardo admitted. I was overjoyed. FINALLY! I could stalk him and get some answers!

"Sounds good!" I said, grinning.

"You really should stay away from me, though," he said. Um, what?

"But you just said you were tired of staying away from me…" I pointed out.

"Yeah, but I'm perfect, so shut up," Edwardo countered. Well, he clearly won the argument there.

Charles seemed glad I was going to La Shove.

"Maybe you'll finally meet some werewolves!" he had said happily as I left.

When we finally got to the beach, I spotted Jacob, my childhood friend. I decided to flirt with him in exchange for… important information. I winked at him and tried to purr, but instead I ended up sounding like a dying cat.

And we all know Jacob hates cats.

"Want to go somewhere… alone?" I asked, rubbing his back. I totally wasn't leading him on. Jacob rolled his eyes.

"If you get off now, I'll tell you the stories about the pale people," he said, "besides, I only like people younger than 10."

I smirked. I knew he couldn't resist my pasty skin and my alluring stutter.

"So the Sullens are vampires, and I'm a werewolf. I just saved you enough angst for one and a half books. Are you happy?" Jacob explained. I didn't understand.

"So… what you're saying is… the Sullens are pale and cold? But what are they? God, you're no help at all, Jacob!" Jacob was being really cryptic, and my angst meter was full to bursting. I just couldn't take it.

"Forget it. How about you just, uh, look up vampires on Google tonight?" he muttered. I rolled my eyes.

"My dad hates vampires, so why would I look them up? Besides, I'm not even sure that I like vampires," I protested, "unless of course Edwardo happens to be one."

"What about… werewolves?" Jacob said, smirking.

"I like… humans. Or zombies, we kind of work on the same brain level," I answered.

"Oh…" Jacob said, seeming disappointed. Well, if he was human, then why…?

Eh, who knows?

"Gotta go!" I called. When things get awkward, I'm out, which is why I'm rarely home with Charles. We have that in common. That's about all we have in common, because unlike me, he actually has hobbies.

Could Edwardo be a… snow man? Was that what Jacob was trying to tell me? I mean, it all fit. They melted in the sun and they were extremely pale with little twig arms.

Unfortunately, the thing that didn't fit was that Edwardo didn't have a magic hat like Frosty the Snowman. So I decided to look up vampires instead. It was a long shot, but why not?

I looked it up and found a website titled: Vampires for Dummies- Could the Sullens in YOUR area be vampires, or just really creepy albinos? I clicked it, and the article read: Let me guess, this is Bella. Good. But if it's Jenna, go away, Edwardo doesn't want to stalk you. Neither does Rosalie, so don't even ask again. Besides, she only likes pregnant people. Anyway, yeah, they're vampires. It probably wasn't obvious considering the whole "don't burn in the sun" bit, but you'll find out about that soon enough. So go get your sexy vampire boyfriend, the fantasy of girls everywhere!

Well, that answered a lot of my questions. Including Jenna's unhealthy obsession with the Sullens.

No, no, my obsession wasn't unhealthy. Please, I was definitely in love.

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