Recap
Tsuki-Chan, Kira, and Twilight ate fish and turned back into humans. Deidara and Konan were speechless.
Kira's Pov
I grinned. Deciding to ignore Twilights advice after all I have questions of my own. Deidara and Konan were still speechless. I flicked my bangs out of my face grinning again. "So… do you guys ever wash your dishes?" I asked moving over to the sink and starting it. I glanced at twilight and Tsukoyumi. Twilight glared at me and Tsukoyumi was grinning evilly. "Do you cook either?" She asked. "When Deidara opened the fridge their was a lot of sandwich meats." She looked thoughtful. "Or is the Akatsuki just lazy people?" Twilight added deciding to join the fun. I grinned turning of the water and turned around. Konan seemed to have regained her senses but Deidara was still shocked. "Do you know how long we've been looking for you guys? I can't believe you were so close to us." Twilight said getting to the point. Konan got into a fighting stance. "Why are you looking for us?" Deidara asked. "Relax Blondie we want to join you guys." I said walking around the kitchen. The sink was in an okay condition for now. "Join us? Sorry we don't let weak people join us. Who are you anyways? "Deidara asked. "Well I'm Kira. The blue haired chick is Twilight. And blackie over there is Tsuki-Chan or Tsukoyumi. And why would you think were weak?" I said. "Well for one we've never heard of you." Konan said. Twilight scowled. "That's because were known as "The Torra (Tiger) sisters. We don't go by our real names because it'd be irritating for shinobi to see us and randomly start fighting us." Deidara didn't seem to buy it but Konan was surprised. "The Torra sisters?" she asked. I nodded grabbing ingredients for a cake. "I see stay here while I go talk to our leader." She said. Twilight sighed and got of the table. "Wait I'm going with you." She said. She looked like she was gonna protest. "I'll go in cat form if that's better for you." Twilight said. Konan nodded and they were off. Tsuki giggled and sprawled out on the Island. "So Deidara?" I asked mixing the ingredients for red velvet cake. "Hmm" he said fishing out milk from the fridge. "How many members are in the Akatsuki?" Deidara looked thoughtful. "well…there's Zetsu, Tobi, Me (Deidara), Sasori-Danna, Itachi, Kisame, Kakazu, Hidan, Pain, Konan, and Eli so… 12 members." He said. I made a hn sound while putting the cake in the oven and setting the timer for an hour. I then started making the frosting. Tsuki joined me since icing was her favorite part. "Not another Hn speaker!" Deidara yelled. I glanced at him in amusement. "Hn speaker?" he nodded viscously "It seems that all the Uchiha say Hn more than words." His eyes widened. "You're not an Uchiha are you?" He asked. I smacked him on the head with the nearest thing which just so happened to be a frying pan. "AHHH WHAT THE FUCK TEME!" (Author Stops writing….comes back 2 hours later. Luna: Hehe… saorry guys I kinda got distracted reading a fanfic and watching videos. Im easily distracted. Any way back to the story) Deidara shouted flailing his arms. "DON'T YOU TEME ME BAKA! MY EYES MAY BE RED BUT THEY AIN'T NO FUCKING SHARINGAN!" I shouted. Tsuki looked on in amusement. The kitchen door opened an in came the red head I saw earlier and a chick with black hair. The red head glanced at us then glared at Deidara. "Deidara why are their two girls in the kitchen." He asked tilting his head in a cute fashion. I almost squealed with joy. "And follow up question why is one of them sprawled out on the counter we use to make food?" The chick asked. The timer beeped and I ran to the oven extracting the cake. It seems Twilights been gone for an hour. Dang. I pushed Tsuki off the counter. She groaned. "Unnie" she whined. "Bitch I'm icing the fucking cake and I need this counter." I said placing the cake and icing on the table. "My names Kira and this lazy bitch is Tsukoyumi also known as Tsuki but I call her my little dongsaeng. When I mad that is" I said smirking. Her head shot up and she quickly got up and started helping me with the icing. I laughed looking back up at the new arrivals. "I'm assuming your Eli?" I asked pointing at the girl. She looked surprised but before she could remark. Twilight came bursting through the door, in human form, looking both pissed and happy. "What up Twi?" I asked using the nickname she hates. She glared at me before continuing. "I talked with the leader and he said we could join-"she said "YAY!" Me and Tsuki shouted "- But we have to do several missions with one of his teams." She finished. Tsuki wilted. "Damn" I said depressed. "Which members?" I asked. "We already met Deidara and kinda sorta Tobi. And Konan. So he said we are going with two assholes named Hidan and Kakazu." She said cutting into the just finished cake I made. "Bitch nobody gets the first piece but me" I said taking the cake from her and hitting her on the head with a wooden spoon that was conviently next to my hand. "OW bitch!" she shouted slapping me in the face. "Oh no we are NOT starting another one of your pointless fights over fucking cake." Tsuki said grabbing us both by the ears and dragging us out the door past the two Akatsuki members. I noticed the cake was not in my hands and as we were dragged away painfully by the ears I might add. I shouted "NOOOO! MY CAKE" which caught the attention of everyone in the building. We came across the Blue man whose name is Kisame. Tsuki put us down and we groaned. She grinned at the tall man. "How ya doin my man you haven't seen anyone by the name of Hidan and Kakazu have you?" She asked. He raised an eyebrow at her boldness after all he was an S-ranked criminal and she was what? A small child. "Kakazu, Hidan!" He yelled turning around. "What the Fuck you want bitch im in the middle of a fucking ritual!" (Luna: Wait hold on a moment I gotta find something. *Gets up and walks away*)
The author is not available right now so please be patient while she does whatever she's gonna do.
Luna: Im back~
"THERE ARE THREE CHICKS LOOKING FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER HIDAN!" Kisame yelled. "WELL THE BITCHES CAN FUCKING WAIT!" a silver haired man came into view. He glared at us and popped his head back inside slamming the door. I growled mumbling under my breath my hand clenching and unclenching. "That Hidan?" Tsuki asked curiously. Kisame nodded. Twilight and Tsuki conversed behind Me. I gave a huff and sat down with my legs crossed. "Hey Kira" I turned around facing a grinning Twilight. I knew that grin. It meant do whatever the fuck you want with him. I gave a sadistic grin that gave Kisame the shivers. I stalked over to Hidan's door, paused for a moment. Put on an evil grin and kicked the door open. Her jaw almost dropped at the sight. Blood was everywhere, along with the sign of Jashin. Maybe I could not hurt him much? Her angel side asked. What are you kidding? He's immortal lets mess him up.
Hidan must have noticed her because he was yelling his head off and trying to stab her. Everyone outside the room watched the door with animated sweat drops. Curses, screams if pain and loud thumps emitted from the room. Less than five minutes later Kira came out dragging a bloody and cursing Jashinist. "Alright now where is Kakazu?" I asked in a sickly sweet voice. A man in stitches stepped forward. He leaned in close to Twilight "I've been waiting to get him out of his room. Didn't want a headache from yelling at him" he whispered. Twilight grinned sadistically. "Shall we begin our assignment?" she asked
So obviously its been awhile but its not like anyones reading this yet.
Tobi: Cheer up Luna-chan your only a beginer ^^
Luna: Shut up twit! *cue firey mouth*
Tobi flinched then whispered to the camera
Tobi: *whispering* She's in a bad mood. Had a headache for hours
Luna: *looming over Tobi* Damn right I did and its still here!
Sorry guys for the delay though ive been really buisy and because im forgetfull i forgot what i was gonna write in here nexr ^^