A/N: And finally, the epic conclusion! Sorry it's a bit short! Hmm, wonder where Edwardo's taking her…
"What's going on, Edwardo? I have a corsage, I'm wearing a prom dress, and you have tickets to the prom… seriously, where the hell are we going?" I asked grumpily.
"I would say I'm shocked you haven't figured it out, but I'm not," Edwardo smiled. He looked perfect as always. His tuxedo made him look even paler.
My one stiletto was making me nervous. Alice and Edwardo did realize this was the girl whose mother believed she tripped down three flights of stairs and out a window, right?
Edwardo's ringtone, "I Am A Vampire" went off, and he answered it.
"Charles? Wow, that kid is desperate. Can I talk to him?" Charles?! Why was he calling Edwardo? After the whole James fiasco, Charles had actually given me a curfew. The horror! Well, maybe it's not such a bad thing, it's another unimportant thing to angst over!
"Hi, Tyler? This is Edwardo Sullen. Bella will now be unavailable for the rest of her life, as friends are disposable, unlike boyfriends. Sorry for the inconvenience!" He shut the phone. I gasped.
"You're taking me to prom!" I accused. I couldn't stand having fun.
"Well, yeah, why else would you wear a prom dress?" I blushed. I thought maybe he was taking me away to marry him. I had known him for a month, it was already way overdue.
We arrived at the dance, and it hit me; I actually had to dance. Luckily, Jacob wanted to talk to me before I could.
"My dad paid me," he started, "to say that he wants you to break up with Edwardo. He said it was because he was pale… I think my dad might be a bit racist. I swear I didn't just say that because I'm in love with you…"
Since he was male, he was obviously in love with me, but I decided I believed him. Billy had always had something against vampires. I couldn't imagine why- I thought him and the vampires had always had fun together, like that time Laurent ate Billy's wife because he was thirsty. Ah, good times.
I went back to Edwardo and told him everything. And then, of course, I told him to change me into a vampire.
"No thanks," he answered. I pouted.
"WHY NOT?!" I cried. I tried to give him the puppy eyes, but he remained cold. Well, colder than he usually is.
"Because forever is way too long," he answered.
THE END.