hahaha omfj, this was sooo funny XD at the time anyway...
You: Greetings.
You: Mortal...
Stranger: Im an asgardian. Not a mortal.
You: Sure. I'm positive that if you were an Asgardian, then like the rest of these idiotic oafs, you would not know how to work a Midgardian device.
Stranger: FUCK. I GOT BUSTED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.