I'm Seme, Your Uke

Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara nor any of its fantastic characters.

Warning: This story contains mature content; yaoi (Boys romance), sex (Between two guys), swearing and small amounts of violence

Summary: Izaya is worried about how much longer he will be able to hold his 'Seme' title over his beloved Shizuo. Naturally he goes to Shrina's and of course the doctor holds the perfect answer.

Chapter Summary- Shizuo has a difficult day at work.

Authors Note: Yuki- Yo! Ha, I just got ditched by my entire family cuz I couldn't fit in the car, so I'm home alone-

Mifune- Hey!

Yuki- -With Mifune, and I decided I should write the next chapter :3 Ah and for those of you who don't know, I updated a chapter for Ice Blue Eyes, but its staying on Hiatus cuz I'm a lazy ass.

Mifune- *Pulls lolly out of pocket* I'll give you this if your write over 1,500 words for this chapter.

Yuki- *Gets determined gleam in eyes* On it!

Chapter Three- Ne Shizu-chan, Aren't you a bit smaller?

Shizuo blinked in partial surprise as the door was slammed in his face, and quickly glanced at the time ~09:30~ ahh shit he really was running late. Sending an apologetic text to Tom, Shizuo headed toward the elevator and hopped in once it arrived at his floor, hitting the ground level button as he leaned back against the railing.

Izaya's clothes were much more comfortable than his usual bartender outfit but he felt bad about not being able to wear them anymore, and what the hell was that about this morning 'Maybe it's the laundry detergent?' tch he was stupid, but not that stupid. The real question was why he was shrinking, judging by how much his clothes dangled now he'd shrunk about an inch and a half, and Izaya had grown around the same, so it was like they had swapped heights or something.

Sighing and scratching the back of his head Shizuo headed out of the building and towards Russian Sushi to meet with Tom, trying his best to ignore the stares he was getting. Usually people would avoid him, but here they all were staring at him like he was some alien or something. Growling slightly he picked up his pace, feeling a slight sense of relief when Simons tall figure came into view.

"Ah! Good-morning Shizuo, eat sushi, sushi good." The Russian greeted him ushering him inside to the table where Tom sat. Shizuo rolled his eyes but sat down anyway once he reached the table. He had found it a lot harder to get mad lately, which was probably a good thing, but it was strange all the same.

"Morning Tom." The blonde greeted as he waved slightly, his voice reaching his ears making his thoughts go back to how strange things were, I mean he had shrunk, his anger issues were almost non-existent , his voice sounded like it did back in high school- before he stated smoking-, and his face seemed to have changed as well. His brows frowned in thought as he tried to understand what was happening.

"-zuo, Shizuo, Shizuo!" Tom's voice finally reached him and he blinked in shock at the brunette, noticing Tom's concerned and curious gaze.

"Ah, sorry Tom-san, I have a lot on my mind, what were you saying?" He replied, nodding to the waiter as their sushi was brought over.

"Well I was just wondering why you were wearing Izaya's clothes, and how you could possibly fit into them." Tom's brown eyes gave Shizuo a quick once-over as if to emphasize his point.

"I don't know how to explain it, but I seem to be shrinking." He replied, feeling that annoying heat move up to his cheeks as he tried to push it down. He quickly shoved some sushi into his mouth as he looked around the little restaurant, choking slightly when he saw a bunch of guys sitting at the table across the room giving him 'I'm-gonna-sex-you-up' looks. Quickly glancing back at his friend Shizuo stood already heading for the door as he called back. "Come on Tom-san we're already running late!" He felt all too eager to get away from those creepy stares, only Izaya stared at him like that and even then it had taken Shizuo a long, long time to get used to it.

A hand landed on Shizuo's black clad shoulder as Tom finally caught up with him. "Shizuo I don't think you were listening to me just before, but I said we only have one job today so there's no need to rush." The brunette beside him sounded slightly breathless so Shizuo slowed down, finally noticing that he was now the same height as Tom. Shock quickly took over his face again as he stopped dead in his tracks, not even noticing how Tom stopped and looked at him in concern. Quickly turning to the side Shizuo grabbed a sign post and retched it out of the ground, ignoring how Tom was trying to 'calm him down', at least he still had his strength, which is quite contradictory to his old thoughts where he just wanted it gone. But the ex-bartender didn't think he'd be able to deal with anymore change, especially something that big. Shoving the pole back into the ground he turned and smiled at his sempai.

"Sorry Tom-san just had to figure something out." He stated matter-of-factly as he rubbed the back of his head, Tom just laughed and shock his head, his brown dreadlocks swaying slightly with the movement, turning around and walking to some unknown destination.

"You might look different, but you're still you on the inside." The brunette said smiling at him as he turned a corner. "We should probably get this job over and done with, I know the building this guy is meant to be in so just follow like you usually do." Shizuo nodded at Tom's words as he wordlessly followed behind, looking around and catching a few more of those creepy looks, he was actually getting kind of scared I mean it was pretty much just guys that were looking at him like that, wouldn't you find that creepy?

Shaking his head Shizuo focussed on Tom as the older slowed down and lead them into an abandoned building, walking along the dirty corridors and stopping outside the second last door. The brunette stood back as he let Shizuo kick the door in, apparently this guy was known to try to escape if he found out the debt collectors were at his door. Surprisingly enough the inside of the room was really pretty, almost like a rich persons house, the blonde looked around and noticed with slight pride that his apartment was still better. Shizuo was brought out of his thoughts as Tom strolled past him towards the person now currently standing in the door to the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist.

The blonde tuned out as Tom started talking to the man, but he stayed alert enough to notice when the guy was getting violent, Shizuo cleared his throat making the victim look at him in fear, until he actually looked at the blonde, those green eyes raked over Shizuo's body in the most revolting way making the blonde get goose bumps up his back. Wanting the stare to stop Shizuo grabbed the closest thing- which just do happened to be a lamp around his height- and launched it at the guy, Tom who was once in the path of the projectile seemed to have seen this coming as he had stepped to the side. The lamp collided with the guy who was knocked back into the wall, falling unconscious as his body crumpled to the floor. Tom sighed as he walked over past the guy and into the kitchen, grabbing the wallet off the bench and taking out the amount needed.

"I think you should go home and relax Shizuo. Get away from the public eye to sort your thoughts out y'know" Tom said as he patted him on the shoulder a sympathetic gaze in his gaze as they walked out of the building, neither of them failing to notice how a group of guys were 'innocently' waiting outside, and once the blonde went to cross the road they all followed.

Shizuo growled as he turned to Tom, who waved and walked off leaving Shizuo to do what he wanted. The blonde huffed and reached for the closest weapon, just as he was about to grasp the sign in front of him the thought occurred to him that maybe they didn't recognise who he was, making his hand stop just short of the sign as he turned and looked at them all curiously, there was at least fifteen of them so one of them should at least notice the similarities between his new and old appearance. At the back of his mind he was silently congratulating himself for not losing it and attacking them all straight out like he usually did, while he put a hand into one of the pockets of the black jacket he was wearing.

"Do any of you know who I am?" He asked as he looked through the group, most shook their heads where as some seemed to get an understanding look in their eyes as they slowly began to back away. The people who remained looked at the others with confusion, before they all shrugged and advanced on Shizuo.

"Doesn't matter."

"You should just come with us."

"We'll show you a good time."

All of them spoke those horrifyingly disgusting things as Shizuo stepped backwards and grabbed the post, waiting till they were closer before wrenching it out of its place and using it like a baseball bat to hit them all away in one swing. After dropping the sign he rolled his shoulders and thought again about how comfortable Izaya's clothes were before walking over to the pile of bodies he listened to them groan in pain for a bit before walking off, calling over his shoulder "I'm Heiwagima Shizuo!"

~Izaya POV~

Lowering his 'stalker' binoculars Izaya laughed, happily jumping the buildings as he followed Shizuo home, laughing every time Shizuo picked up his pace because someone looked at him funny, it was just too cute!

Izaya stopped on of the roof of his building as he watched Shizuo walk in the doors, sitting on the ledge and dangling his feet as he thought about how he should greet the blonde when he went inside. Shizuo seemed a bit distressed so maybe he could be nice and offer him a massage or something? Yea he'd do that, then Shizu-chan would be so happy that he'd willingly let Izaya take him, I mean Izaya had gone three days without sex, that was pretty much a miracle in his eyes with the piece of eye candy that was dangled in front of his face every day. The ravens red eyes gleamed in excitement as he rushed down the stairs to their apartment, his new clothes having arrived earlier making his quick movements much easier to do.

All but throwing the door open the raven stepped inside taking off his jacket and placing it over the smaller one as he took off his shoes and walked into the lounge room where Shizuo was innocently turning on the TV. The blonde looked at him and smiled making Izaya do a little 'fangirl' squeal inside his head about how utterly adorable the blonde was, somewhere in the back of his mind he was reflecting about how he was only ever like this around the blonde, but he shrugged it off with ease as Shizuo turned the TV back off.

"Ah, welcome home Izaya." The blonde greeted walking over to Izaya and standing on his toes to kiss the ravens cheek before walking into the kitchen. Izaya smiled as he walked in and grabbed the blonde's hand leading him into the bedroom and noting how the blonde had obviously yet to see his new clothes, good I can deal with that later.

"Let me give you a massage~" He said happily as he took of the blondes shirt and laid him down on the bed so his face was in the pillows, a little surprised that the blonde was going along with it all so easily, but pleased all the same. After straddling the blondes thighs Izaya grabbed some moisturizer from the draw that held the lube and squirted some onto his hands, the raven knew where all Shizuo's sensitive spots were and planned to abuse them until he had the blonde moaning, but then again with the drug he'd given the ex-bartender that shouldn't be all that hard.

Pressing his hands to the blondes back he started rubbing, circling his thumb over a particularly sensitive spot and relishing the moan that left the blondes lips.

And so it begins.

Yuki- *Sucks happily on lolly pop* Thanks Fune~

Mifune- Your-welcome, good job *Pats Yuki's head*

Yuki- Okay well I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and I think it should be pretty obvious what is going to happen in the next one, so make sure your family isn't looking when you read it! Hahahaha anyway review ne? Did I make it to gooey? To fluffy? Let me know~ Ah! I'm also doing requests now~ So if you have something let me know through a PM or review~

Xx Yuki xX