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~Investigation~

The blast of air basically knocked Katara and Sokka away from where the block of ice was. Katara saw that Aang was lying and not moving. She made a move towards him but Sokka grabbed her arm. "My Mary Sue sense is tingling."

"Sokka… Aang is not a Mary Sue!" Katara snapped.

"No, that way…" Sokka pointed off to his right.

"Hey… someone was supposed to have come to see if I was all right already," came the Airbender with his eyes closed.

"Sorry Aang," Katara sighed. She leaned in towards him.

"Are you an Angel? "Aang's eyes popped open laughing.

"All right, what happened to the penguin sledding line?" Sokka asked.

However, Katara was giggling hysterically. "You started the changing of lines with your, 'My Mary Sue sense is tingling.' "

"Speaking of Sokka's Mary Sue sense…" Aang started.

"It isn't real…" Katara started. "He calls me being paired with Zuko in fanfics OoC to the point I've been zombified into being a Sue."

"Hold on… people actually pair you with Zuko! No!" Aang flopped back in the snow. "Why not stick to canon pairings!"

"Canon pairings?" Sokka muttered. "I have a problem with Zuko and Katara being together… because eww… he's our enemy through a good portion of the show. As for you and my sister… eww… no offence, but she's two years older then you and your rather… immature."

"That's mean Sokka," Aang stuck his tongue out at the older boy.

"He's right though… one of the problems with our canon pairing," Katara sighed.

"Back to my Sue Sense… that way," Sokka pointed of it an odd direction.

Then how come there are people that way on that cliff?" Aang asked. The other two glanced in that direction, which was a different one then what Sokka had pointed in.

"How are we supposed to get there?" Katara asked.

"Appa," Aang smirked.

"We aren't going to go and see the weird Water Tribe people on the cliff,"

"Don't you mean Mary Sues?" Katara asked.

"They're the opposite direction, so I say, we head in an even completely different direction then those two ways. Plus… Appa can't fly,"

"You mean, you don't believe that he can," Aang smiled.

"No… I believe… but the thing just woke up from being frozen in the ice… it isn't going to fly!" Sokka rolled his eyes.

"Are you coming or not?" his sister asked.

"I hate it when people say the same lines as in the show!" Sokka snapped as he climbed on anyways.

"You were saying earlier about keeping lines the same," Aang laughed. "Yip yip!"

"He's going to…" Sokka blinked a couple of times as Appa actually took off. "…fly."

M

All of the other's had arrived a few minutes after Irumi and were up to their knees in the snow. It had taken them some time to climb up the hill, only to find it ended at a short cliff about ten feet about sea level.

"Wow," suddenly came from Irumi's mouth as she lay on her stomach and watched the canon characters from the fandom. "That thing shouldn't physically be able to fly… but it can!"

"What thing… oh… that cute furry thing flying towards us," Luna sighed. "I'd love to ride on it…"

"I don't think it's cute," came the snipe from the blond Slytherin.

"Subterfuge! Subterfuge! We absolutely lack subterfuge!" Irumi suddenly called out.

"Subterfuge? What does that mean?" Baize shook his head at the Elfling.

"It means…" Hermione watched as the beast got closer and covered a couple of them in shadow. "… we've been spotted…"

It was then that someone launched themselves off of the beast and onto Draco Malfoy, screaming some sort of war cry and the words Fire Nation scum.

"Interesting…" Irumi commented. "This canon character from this fandom is suddenly acting quite primeval… like a predator on the hunt instead of a logically thinking fellow."

The Elfling stood up and brushed the snow off of her front just as the creature landed. Luna hurried over to the creature and dug out some sort of fruit from her pouch . The creature's huge tongue came out and licked it out of her hand, not to mention it slobbered her.

"Sokka! Knock it off!" a girl suddenly hurried after the boy who had gotten off of Draco and went to berate Irumi for her commented. However, his jaw dropped and he could only pointed at her.

"So… what exactly is your problem…" Irumi narrowed her eyes at the boy and crossed her arms.

"Your guys coloring is off in this fandom," a boy with blue arrows on his skin commented.

"Are those tattoos?" Hermione asked.

"Duh… our coloring is off because none of us are from this fandom," Draco muttered from the snow where he had been landed on.

Suddenly Sokka spoke up. "Mary Sue Demon!" only to have Irumi suddenly shove a knee into his stomach.

"Wrong things to say to me buster! I am an OC, yes, but I am so not a Mary Sue. I so get mad at them when they come after my cousin! Also, we Elves… or Eldar… do not like being called demons!"

"Ah… Irumi is a bit temperamental today," Hermione muttered.

"Irumi is always temperamental when it comes to Mary Sue's… if it weren't for that she was an Elf… I'd say it was some weird creatures fault," Luna sighed. "Can't really blame her…"

"Elves… like Christmas Elves?" Aang suddenly asked, being helpful.

"O.K. Even I know that Christmas Elves aren't oriental," Baize muttered.

"Try over-grown House Elf," Draco stated finally getting up from the snow covered ground.

Irumi quickly scooped a handful of snow and packed it tightly, then tossed it hard at Draco. "Snowball fight!"

For about five minutes snow was flying everywhere… then almost everyone was to cold to continue. Not to mention Sokka was covered in snow. Aang shook his head from the fun. "First… can you guys control elements… second, you want to go penguin sledding later?"

"What?" Baize eyes almost popped. "We can use elements some of us, but the only one who can somewhat control them is our Elf member of the fandom brigade… but only slightly."

"See… Mary Sue…" Sokka stuck out his tongue.

"Show them your stupid trick why don't you?" Draco muttered.

"Fine," Irumi formed a flame in her palm. She then drew up a global of water and surrounded it, freezing it… "Tada… Faerie Lantern!"

"Aang?" the girl glanced skeptically at the boy with blue arrows. He shook his head no with his eyes closed. She then turned to the boy covered in snow. "Sokka?"

"What is it this time Katara?"

"She's defiantly not a Sue… that's not a technique possible in our fandom," Aang sighed.

"What exactly do you call my bending which I tell you it isn't?"

"Ma…gic?" Sokka breathed out. He then pointed to where Aang was. "Then how come he just did it?"

"Fandom overlap?" Baize commented, not completely sure.

"Correct Surmise," Hermione suddenly pulled out her wand. "Pick an object I can demonstrate on?"

"Appa!" Aang pointed with excitement at the odd creature.

"Too big…" Hermione muttered. She then saw the club that Sokka had dropped. "Wingardium Leviosa."

The club lifted up and when Hermione let it go, it hit Sokka on the head. Draco found this hysterical and began to laugh at the boy and called him a troll, or so Sokka thought. The boy suddenly leapt on the offending one.

"Well… this is awkward…" Katara groaned