SFT-Oh I love this chapter
Sakura-why
SFT-can't tell you
Sakura-and why not
SFT-because it will ruin the hole thing
Sakura-sigh okay fine SFT does not own Naruto
The alarm clock went off and then they was a sound of a smashing noise "god I hate mornings" (who doesn't) Sakura dragged her sorry ass out of bed got changed and whet to the second part of the exams.
The Forest of Death is that suppose to be epic or something they could have called it The Forest of Doom Sakura all but screamed I guess their nothing really sec... inner didn't get to finish when Sakura jumped ten feet off the floor "HOLEY SHIT THAT IS A BIG ASS SNAKE" Sakura yelled looking at the snake it strangle looked like someone something like on paedophiles most wanted oh well "Sakura-chan" Naruto shouted.
"Oh hey Naruto" and then came Sasuke
"What the hell happen to you teme" Naruto said trying to hold back from laughing and failing at it.
"Shut-up dobe"
"so duck butt do you like your hair " Sakura smirked.
He glared at her then smirked at her " so Sakura how do you like your big forehead"
Oh no he didn't just say that roared inner "what was that" Sakura spoke in very calm voice (and a dangers one at that mite I add)
"oh nothing just trying to figure out if your forehead is used for a billboard or to land airplanes"
I WILL KILL THIS LITTLE FUCKER IS shouted pumping her fist in the air dame right OS agreed
"YOUR GOING DOWEN YOU ASS HAT LET ME AT HIM LET ME AT HIM" Sakura was held back by Naruto trying to get to the smug bastard Uchiha then said senior duck butt was glaring at something be hide Sakura doing a 360 degree tarn she saw the love of her life , the cream in her bun , the surge in her tea -5 mints later- the fish on her hook, the app...(okay you get it)
"GAA-KUN" said red-head boy didn't get to fully face who side that before feeling arms around his neck and legs around his waist smelling the scent of cherry blossoms he knew who it was.
"Sakura" Gaara spoke whiles keeping his hands around her waist to keep her from falling.
Kankuro and Temari went pale 'did Gaara just hug someone' they both thought
'Dame that freak me and Sakura were having fun' Sasuke thought (hater much)
"Gaa-kun I missed you so much" Sakura wined
"Sakura it's only been two days" Gaara point out
Sakura cat eras went down "hey it felt like for eons"
Gaara could not resist her when she got like this " then I am sorry my neko" Gaara purred in her era.
Sakura face was so red she could have been mistaken for sun burnt "did you just call me your..." Sakura didn't get to finish because of Sasuke (and because the author wont's to piss you off)
"what now Sasuke"
"I don't like you near that guy"
"who are you to tell me what to do" Sakura was ready to drop this asshole.
"because your mine" he said thinking he's the hottest thing since fries
Sakura on the other hand was burning up at the temperature of the sun "YOU MOTHERF..."
(we cannot let you read this scene because it is extremely violent if you most know what is happening it is basically Sasuke getting his ass handed to him for any other info please contact the author )
After Sasuke got a bruised backside and a bird's eye view of the Forest of Doom as Sakura like to call it now she went go talk to Naruto not before long the lady show up.
(okay I am skipping the speech I can't be asked writing down what's not important)
Naruto, Sasuke (don't ask how he got back) Sakura, Gaara and the rest of the ninjas stood ready for the exams.
I hope we don't run in to that snake yeah Sakura shivered at that thought you know what what imagine Sasuke getting raped by a snake Sakura and inner were mentally laughing in her head not out loud of course that would be waired.
"Okay you brats get ready and GO" Anko yelled
Gaara looked back at Sakura and mouth the words 'good luck' she smiled "let's go" her and her group were gone.
An hour in to the forest Naruto needed to piss Sakura was stock to playing with her kunai with her tail flipping and trawling it around yeah she was that awesome. She sighed 'god Naruto have long does it take to pee' Sakura thought.
(With Naruto)
"Got to pee can't find bush" considering Naruto is in a forest full of trees and bushes it is hard to find one apparently.
(Back to Sakura and duc- I mean Sasuke yeah that right)
"So Sakura"
Sakura looked up from sharpening a kunai 'god don't guys not know not to approach a girl who has weapon in hand' Sakura thought rolling her eyes "yes Sasuke" said trying not to be too mean to him which was hard it's like trying to take cake from a fat girl (no offence to those who are overweight we got love for you).
"I wondering if you like to do something later"
"If it doesn't include getting a scroll then no"
'It's not working got to try something else' Sasuke thought 'time for plane B' (OH MY GOD SASUKE HAS A PLANE RUN)
"And why not"
Sakura looked up to fined Sasuke to near her comfort zone " because I don't like you" she said like it was the most common thing in the world.
"And why is that Sa-ku-ra" Sasuke breath in her era.
Sakura felt like puking up inner on the other hand Kill that basted cha "back off Sasuke" Sakura warned
"no I don't think so" Sasuke whispered moving his lips to get to hers.
Sakura at this point didn't know what god hate her but one thing was for sure this was Naruto fault.
(With Naruto)
Naruto sneezed "oh someone must be talking about me at I loved"
(Back to Sakura and boy molest a.k.a Sasuke)
Sasuke didn't get far when someone showed up
(I am skipping this bit too)
Sakura was pissed after they ran in to the transgender freak called Orochimaru he raped Sasuke neck and Naruto went all bad-ass glowing orange thing on him and now they both knocked out if they weren't knocked out Sakura would beat them senseless and put them in to a coma great now I have two idiots too keep safe just my luck god this is so boring shh didn't you hear that I am you dumb ass I would of herd it shut-up don't get smart with me a squirrel came out did they think she was that dumb these eras let her hear from far.
"Stop playing around and come out" Sakura growled
Three sound ninja's came out
"What do you won't"
"We came for Sasuke" the female sound nin said
"Okay here go you can take him" as she began roll Sasuke outnto them they looked at her in shock what Sakura no and why not
"We can" the one that looked like a mummy said
"Yep" she shrugged
Because how are you gone pass the exams without him oh yeah hehe did't think about that yeah you did't now do something about itSakura jumped before them "I changed my mind your not taking him"
"Then we will take him by force" mummy man said
"Okay whatever" Sakura replied not at all scared
They looked pissed at this who the hell dose this girl think she is
"I am Sakura you bitch's" she said like she could read there minds.
They all got ready to fight Sakura was the first to move she pulled back her claws and hit the spike hair dude in the shoulder and a roundhouse kick the other sound nin which was the girl they both fell to the floor in pain Sakura jumped back she looked straight at the man who was before her "aren't you going to move mummy man" she smirked at his reaction
"You little brat I will teach you lesson" he growled
Sakura rolled her eyes at this she looked to see the two sound nin getting up she got ready again to fight but they all attacked her at once she dodged most off they attacks she had cut on her era it hart like a bitch.
"Get ready to meet your fate brat"
Sakura was not listening to what he was saying I wonderer what Gaa-kun doing
(With smexy-ass Gaara)
Gaara just had finished off some rain nin when he smelt something cherry blossom and blood Sakura is in trouble Gaara growled he was walking off when his brother stopped him
"Gaara where are you going"
"This none of your concern" Gaara said in a stern voice
"You can't go any were we have to go to the tower"
"I don't care you go to the tower but I will kill who ever steps in my way in what I won't" and with that he was gone.
(With Sakura)
Sakura was really tired of this all she won't to do now was have a cat nap with Gaa-kun maybe yeah I can ready see it him all shirtless with us underneath him Sakura was drooling at this point the sound nin looked at her as if she was nuts (which she was)
They were going to attack again when a giant sand shield protected her I would who that could be it's are one and only sandy knight of courses inner all but squealed and dancing with fans in Sakura head "Gaa-kun"
"Leave before I kill you" Gaara aura turned menacing when he saw his neko hart he was ready to end these worthless ninja's life's.
"We will get Sasuke next time" mummy man said before they left Sakura rolled her eyes at that come on what's up with these bad guys can't think up a scary come-back.
"Sakura are you okay" Gaara spoke softly
"Yes Gaa-kun I am fine" Sakura replied looking at him
He walked up to her and touched her era it twitched she made a face in pain "it will heal in a couple of days" she nodded her head in response.
Before Sakura could say anything she felt Gaara lips on hers she was in shock for a mint and then closed her eyes and her hands ran up his spike red hair it was really soft Gaara hands on her waist pulled her closer so they body's were touching.
But the need for air came they lead on each other foreheads "here take this I don't need it" Gaara handed her a scroll.
"Thank you Gaa-kun" she whispered
"Be safe my neko" he kissed her one more time and left Sakura smiled and stated to walk to her team-mates who were now waking up.
Gaara and Sakura-WOHW
SFT-I know right
Sakura-that kiss was like WHOW
Gaara-if you keep on writing chapters like this I won't kill you
SFT-thank you I guess anyway review people
