Edward reached the disco literally five seconds after he got in the car after his little Micheal Jackson incident. He still was in a very dancey (ha new word!) mood, but he didn't think he could risk another threat to his beast. He snorted at the thought. Charlie couldn't hurt his ahem, special place, if he wanted to…. It was like trying to break down a brick wall with.. wait, let's not go there. SO anyway, back to my story before I get to off subject on Edward's mommy daddy button (that's what one of my cousin's calls it.) So he pulls into the parking lot and he sees Bella's truck so he heads inside.

As soon as he enters he hears a frantic scream. "EDWARD! Hey there gorgeous! What took you so long? I was ready to pop it, lock it, and drop it!" And then Bella went on to grind it like R. Kelly. Without peeing on anyone of course. (I'm watching Dave Chappelle's R. Kelly spoof, I wanna pee on you right now.) The song ended and Lil Wayne's song You came on. Before Edward could even ask why an R & B song was playing at a disco, Bella had pulled him on the dance floor.

"Bella, what is up with you? Good Lord, did you get into Charlie's secret Vault stash again?" (A/N: This is an energy drink btw.) He eyed her skeptically when she shook her head no so hard her hair fell out of its very tight looking updo. She still looked good though.

"No, silly goose, I just am high off of you lover!" Then she started to fling her hands around and jump up and down.

"You were right. You really can't dance." But she had already jumped on the stage.

"Sing for me! I am the phantom and I want you to sing for me Christine!"

"Gawd, I knew the phantom of the opera was a bad date night movie," Edward sighed to himself before going off to get her.

"Sing for me! Sing for ME!" She yelled her face turning red.

"FINE!" And with one swift motion he had popped a CD he had somehow fit into who knows where in his butthuggers.

Bella quieted down as the music started. Her eyes grew wide as Edward spun around.

He winked at her and began, "At first I was afraid, I was petrified, That I could never live without you by my side.." He spun around again and the crowd mostly of girls cheered. He scowled when a pair of panties came flying at him. Bella grimaced, and she stomped out.

Edward came out then. "Bella?"

She shook her head and said "Whoa, what just happened?"

"Well, I sung, you got mad, you left, I followed."

"Oh.. I feel so weird."

"That my love is called disco fever."

He reached for her hand and they headed back in only to find Carlisle hustling with about 6 girls behind him dancing along.

"DAD! What are you doing?" Edward looked like he would have died if he wasn't already dead.

"Where did you think you learned your moves from there buddy boy?"

Bella just laughed as she pulled Edward out and into his car.

"Oh come on Edward! He's just got Disco Fever." And he pouted much like she did when she was offended.

"By the way what did you do with that girls panties?" Edward shivered when Bella said this.

"One: that was totally uncalled for and disgusting. Two: You don't have to worry because I would have much rather have you throw your panties at me." She smacked him then. "Three: I'm going to give them to your dad, and she will get charged with indecent exposure." Then they laughed together all the way home.